kumnio Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Stolen from the fitba thread, in general life what annoys you. Just had forward thinking and last minute.com in a meeting. Just fck off. Quote
Parklife Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Anyone who puts "dotcom" at the end of something, in an attempt to be funny, needs a boot in the baws. Quote
derekfaejapan Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Anything with .com at the end. Nawbags. Quote
Duncan Blackheart Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 To forward thinking, add "going forwards". Also, reiterate instead of iterate, and although not a phrase, the Australian interrogative inflection. Quote
redstevie007 Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Also, reiterate instead of iterate, and although not a phrase, the Australian interrogative inflection. Good one I was whinging to the missus the other night during the Celtic - Molde game that Chris Sutton does it as well, but she didn't have a scooby what I was on about Quote
Squirrelhumper Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Footsoldiers when referring to Scotland fans. Cringe. Quote
DoonTheSlope Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 "We'll take this offline" Used by managers(dictators) in my work during staff "huddles" when they preach about how to do the job yet never once been on the tools in there puff. They are then challenged by members of staff and they haven't a clue what to say so it's normally "yeah, totally understand, we'll take this offline and I'll pick up with you at some point" They never ever pick up with anyone Quote
Fairbairn Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Anyone who puts "dotcom" at the end of something, in an attempt to be funny, needs a boot in the baws. Likewise anyone who puts "not" at the end of a sentence to indicate that they actually mean the opposite of what they've just said. That was mildly amusing in Wayne's World in 1992 you bawsack, leave it there and move on. Quote
Ormond Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Anybody who refers to something as cheeky. As in a cheeky wee night out or a cheeky pint. Quote
DoonTheSlope Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) "Huddle" meaning a staff meeting about utter shite "I'll pick up with...(insert name)" "Annual leave" nut, just off. There's actually s in my work who say they are going on annual leave "Lunch" it's dinner - usually said by posh twat torys "Dinner" it's tea - see above "A few beers" - to qualify I mean the people who drink lager or spirits yet still like to say they are going for a few beers because it's "cool" "The movies" - it's the pictures. I can just about handle the cinema "commercial break" - away ti' "Yeah" "sweet" "totally" ✊?? Edit: Yes I am a crabbit Edited October 27, 2015 by DoonTheSlope Quote
McDange Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 "Strategy" and "Strategic" are some that grind my gears in my office. Any kind of corporate speak that makes folk sound busy instead of doing actual work. Quote
tartanhibee Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Everyone singing from the same hymn sheet. That does my head in. Quote
McDange Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Everyone singing from the same hymn sheet. That does my head in. Or "let's get our ducks in a row..." Quote
Barney Rubble Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Should of. Could of. Would of. End of. Edited October 27, 2015 by Barney Rubble Quote
Andy North Croy Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Trick or Treat................... Quote
iainmac1 Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) People who post pictures of food or tag themselves in restaurants and write 'nom nom nom' Just shut the up with your nom nom nom pish. Edited October 27, 2015 by iainmac1 Quote
Toepoke Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Everyone singing from the same hymn sheet. That does my head in. You must be a nightmare at the kirk... Quote
DaveyDenoon Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 "Awesome" for something mildly acceptable or good. "Probs", "Totes", etc - wtf is that all about "Like, y'know" when answering a question - no, I don't know hence the question "It's/I'm SO not...." "Suck it and see" - oh ffs, puh-lease "Puh-lease" Quote
neilly71 Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 People who start their sentences with "So" Quote
JECK Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) "Huddle" meaning a staff meeting about utter shite "I'll pick up with...(insert name)" "Annual leave" nut, just off. There's actually s in my work who say they are going on annual leave "Lunch" it's dinner - usually said by posh twat torys "Dinner" it's tea - see above "A few beers" - to qualify I mean the people who drink lager or spirits yet still like to say they are going for a few beers because it's "cool" "The movies" - it's the pictures. I can just about handle the cinema "commercial break" - away ti' "Yeah" "sweet" "totally" ✊?? Edit: Yes I am a crabbit Dinner/tea - well said, that's one of mine. Feels just plane wrong with me if someone mentions dinner as their tea. Edinburgh folk (aka "posh twat tories") annoy me in this respect a lot. Edited October 27, 2015 by JECK Quote
sbcmfc Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Anybody who refers to something as cheeky. As in a cheeky wee night out or a cheeky pint. Mainly reserved for Nandos or "vino". Quote
JasMc1973 Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Mainly reserved for Nandos or "vino". vino? it's wine ffs Quote
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