Stapes Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Insurance companies that automatically renew your policy. Then you check their website and save an additional 10%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 That might be because they have been dazzled by the brake lights in front of them. Some brake lights are so bright that some sensitive souls get sore heads looking at them and they have to moan like fuk all over the internet aboot it. Yeah i've been puzzling over that one. I'm really photo-sensitive, hate camera flashes, and other bright things, however break lights never bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in5omniac Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who add in an unnecessary "S"... Like "Tesco's'"... Tesco's what? "Can I have a bottle of Miller's?" Miller's what? When I lived in Whitby, people referred to the shop 'Boyes' as "Boyeses" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilly71 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Wummin in shops in front of you in the queue who wait until their items are ran through the till before rummaging about in their bags for their purses then fanny around trying to find the correct change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) People who add "going forward" to the end of a sentence. Like that person that interviews the athletes after a race on BBC. Summarisers or commentators who denigrate lower league football during a cup tie. Scottish guy on Radio Lancashire last night during game between Havant and Preston - havant bloke misses a header - "Well that's non-league for you" - no it fooking isn't - anyone can miss a chance. Is he saying that league football everyone will score but if it is non-league he's going to miss it. Edited November 11, 2014 by irnbruman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who add "going forward" to the end of a sentence. Like that person that interviews the athletes after a race on BBC. Summarisers or commentators who denigrate lower league football during a cup tie. Scottish guy on Radio Lancashire last night during game between Havant and Preston - havant bloke misses a header - "Well that's non-league for you" - no it fooking isn't - anyone can miss a chance. Is he saying that league football everyone will score but if it is non-league he's going to miss it. Aargh !! I've inadvertenty started doing that and realise as soon as it slips out but it's too late ! It's been pointed out to me that I sometimes do it, but I can't always stop myself in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Summarisers or commentators who denigrate lower league football during a cup tie. Scottish guy on Radio Lancashire last night during game between Havant and Preston - havant bloke misses a header - "Well that's non-league for you" - no it fooking isn't - anyone can miss a chance. Is he saying that league football everyone will score but if it is non-league he's going to miss it. Hate that kind of thing too. If Havant had scored of course he would have been harping on about "the magic of the cup" and all that birthday card sort of pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who think I've left a safe stopping distance in the pishing rain just for them to sneak into and slam on their brakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 That might be because they have been dazzled by the brake lights in front of them. Some brake lights are so bright that some sensitive souls get sore heads looking at them and they have to moan like fuk all over the internet aboot it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Edinburgh - Ed-in-bu-ra Pittsburgh - Pitts-burg Speak fackin English! Or, the inconsistency of the English language. Teaching a 6 year old how to spell is really highlighting to me what a stupid written language we have. Phlegm. WTF?!? Oh and the Australian inflection. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) Edinburgh - Ed-in-bu-ra Pittsburgh - Pitts-burg Speak fackin English! Every second day I have that argument here. It always boils down to the fact that we are wrong and the three hundred year old America is correct. I refuse point blank here to spell like them sometimes or the date of birth context also! The word cheque is one that boils my pish when they spell it like check! Edited November 11, 2014 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Likewise people who feel a need to prefix everything with "The". The George's Square being a prime example! The Rangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 For years getting the Pish ripped out of me for pronouncing Nike ni-key. And all my pals calling it nike like bike. To this day some of them still call that brand of sports wear nike like bike. And while I'm on a rant, growing up in England and always defending my long oo's in book, look, took, etc. I would get them by asking them to tell me the noise a ghost makes "boo", now add a k on the end, and they would still shorten the oo. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 When I lived in Whitby Have yourself a +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 The Rangers?Ha! Why didn't I think of using that as an example!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) Office speak - "Take ownership" Makes me cringe. Edited November 11, 2014 by Bzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 The Ten Minute Freeview... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 The Ten Minute Freeview... Couldnae whack it when you were 15 though! Well, actually............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Couldnae whack it when you were 15 though! Well, actually............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Folk I know who'd shag anyone from corrie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Bastards that lie to Tories on the doorstep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Professional celebrities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Lord phuqqing Sugar, Ms. Brady, Labour Party Hewer and aa bugger associated wi the apprentice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 When you're playing 7 a sides and bawbags just want to stand up front all game and never defend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 When you're playing 7 a sides and bawbags just want to stand up front all game and never defend. These sort of annoyances could be a thread of their own! I'll add the guy who goes in goals last, and let's the first shot in, then wanders out expecting someone else to take over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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