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Bonzo, the only fall I am setting myself up for is when I drop off the side of my luxurious Princess and the Pea bed. By the time I add this topper to the multiple layers of overpriced shit I have bought I will need a ladder to get on it. In anticipation of this slumber heaven I have banned Mr Tidy from munching his biscuits in bed. I felt like I was lying on a bed of sand last night between the memory foam mattress sucking me in and the crumbs from his bloody biscuits. I know what you mean though about things seeming better on holiday. I was drinking Mount Gay rum on holiday ,a few years ago, I would normally never drink rum. I brought a bottle back with me but it wasn't the same drinking it watching Coronation street.

Hooray !! I have tracked down a place that sells the mattress topper from the hotel . I need to wait 6-8 for delivery but I don't care. This it it, my life enhancing moment. Infact not only is it MY life enhancing moment it is YOUR life enhancing moment too. I will soon have so much energy after years of sleep deprivation that I will have no time to spend on this board. I will be too busy climbing mountains, drinking red wine and skiing , assassinating VIP’s and building my own train ambitious train set based on Glasgow. I will even have a piano in my station. Merry Christmas everyone !! 🤶

A new set of wallies is NOT the same as an abscess .

Yet Boris tells SNP that they may lose the right to run the NHS in Scotland but NHS England figures at worst ever level. He blames ‘ huge demand’. The figures show: 4.42 million patients on the waiting list 84.8% of them waiting under 18 weeks - below the 92% target and the worst performance since the target started was introduced, in 2012 83.6% of accident-and-emergency patients admitted or transferred within four hours - below the 95% target and the worst performance since the target started was introduced, in 2004 76.9% of cancer patients starting treatment within 62 days - below the 85% target https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/health-50397856

😁 the list of candidates is not exhaustive . Clearly not as fit as an old guy who can still fit into a top he bought in 1998. 🤥🤥

He doesn't want to talk about it.

Just seen it ‘live’ today. Agree that it looks better than in the pics though it helped that it was displayed on a dummy that looked fit 🙂 Think it looks more like a top for kids.

1. Losing seats from 2017 election. 2. Cant see anything bad enough happening at the moment to unseat her tbh. Plus , IMO there are currently no better alternatives in the party and I include Joanna Cherry . 3. 40+ seats 4. An increase on the current seats. I was at at Johnstone Town Hall last night, Nicola Sturgeon and Mhairi Black were doing an hour long talk and questions session. It is clear NS thinks very highly of MB and was there to support her at this election, she reinforced numerous times how important it was to get out and vote for her. She also reinforced numerous times how bad Brexit will be for the country so I think a full on anti Brexit message is likely. I thought NS was excellent, she comes over as strong yet approachable. I know that view will not be shared by some on here but that is how I see her. The event was being filmed and the press were there. Sky news asked a question as did another person from the press association. I hope the session is available to watch online as I think she could win voters over. There seemed a lot more support for the EU from the audience than against it though admittedly the audience was probably rammed with SNP supporters. Two questions came from people whose businesses were directly affected by Brexit. One guy was English and said he now saw the SNP as the only way to go. He said this in a way that sounded like he had never contemplated this before. I think the SNP are trying to look strong on this issue as Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in the EU. If ‘No ‘ had won Indy ref with such a margin it would be seen as a cast iron vote to stay in the union , I really cant see how the SNP can ignore this strong message about the EU and not capitalise on it. Other parties are being criticised for their indecision on the subject. I realise many people in your area feel different though and hope this clusterfuck does not detract from the focus of Scottish Independence. .

Not everyone thinks this is a guaranteed win for the Tories. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/voices/no-deal-brexit-boris-johnson-nigel-farage-general-election-2019-a9198596.html%3famp

How the fook does Farage get away with his shit. Less than a week ago he spouting off ‘Johnsons deal is not Brexit’ ,’ His Brexit deal is rotten. However today he is saying that ‘ Johnson is proposing a Brexit that sounded like the option that the British people voted for’ . The guy is a cad and a bounder.

‘Hopefully I will be ready for the next Scotland camp’ Totally non committal. I would have felt more confident about his interest if he had said something like ‘ I am determined to be available for the next Scotland camp and will be working on my fitness to ensure I give myself the best chance of being there. ‘

😀 aye, when the police find 10 gold bars in the boot of his car he will insist he dug them out the Fairy Pools that very morning . M’laud.

🤔 A gold explorer standing a Tory candidate. Who would have thought it.

Weirdo 😉