Ally Bongo Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Looks like the annual bit of fun looking for heaving cleavage and women with large bottoms in lycra is going to be wasted Will it even go ahead ? And if it does will it finish ? And if allowing Israel to compete wasn't enough of a grenade they had to expel one of the favourites ,the Dutch weirdo, last night We're supposed to believe it's because a female event organiser got hurt feelings when she told the Dutch entry to remove their stage gear Also reports of the Israeli lobby bullying folk backstage as well Security will need to be tighter that your arse after eating a vindaloo as it's surely a beacon for every Islamic extremist now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezmondo Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 I'm one of the sad folk who loves Eurovision! Always been a guilty pleasure. But all the political nonsense even has me a bit apathetic about tonight. It's a fecking singing competition.....anyone trying to make any sort of political statement should be instantly disqualified. I agree, I fear the worst tonight, whether it's a terrorist threat or more likely, it just descending into a farce with a few acts protesting or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 A Russian representing Israel. Love it. Hopefully an Israeli win upsets a few of the arse/holes pronoun brigade with their blue hair and nose rings The Israeli entry is actually a decent effort. A lovely ballad tinged with melancholy #VoteHurricane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Sometimes not reading any news is best, I have absolutely no idea about any of this stuff going on and will be tuning in as usual hoping for a laugh. Israels entry is 🥱 , for that reason alone I hope it doesn’t win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 “Glasgow calling Malmö” Is that right, aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Sweden pish Ukraine weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 It used to be good when some twatter accounts did wee bad drawings/caricatures of each act Don't get that now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Lithuania sounds like something I would get up to dance to after 2 bottles of wine . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StirlingEgg Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 3 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Lithuania sounds like something I would get up to dance to after 2 bottles of wine . You say that like it's a bad thing 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Get in Spain 💪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Estonia is proper Eurovision material, wouldn't mind seeing that on some top class drugs and wondering WTF is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 12 points frae Eberdeen goes ti Latvia, min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 8 minutes ago, StirlingEgg said: You say that like it's a bad thing 😋 😂 it was catchy in a holiday resort way. Ireland just ramped up the weirdness a notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Israel and Spain leading the way so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 UK going with a gay Fight Club combination theme, not a bad song in all fairness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 Lot of buftie cack from England's entry there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Excellent Eurodisco number from the UK. It’s Coming Home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 4 minutes ago, kumnio said: UK going with a gay Fight Club combination theme, not a bad song in all fairness. Excellent dance number. The sort of song you hear blaring out of CC Blooms when you’re over the road waiting on your king rib supper With regards to the choreography then you’ll just have to imagine that Jose Mourinho meme 🤐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Norway was pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StirlingEgg Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Finland a bit Legz Akimbo from League of Gentleman there 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 No half some amount of flashing lights I’m going to invite an epileptic over, put the repeat on the iPlayer, run them a bath and then throw my washing in just in case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 Bit more for the hetros thanks to Cyprus Could be a good e/w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 (edited) oops 😒 Edited May 11 by kumnio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Switzerland are the country to beat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 8 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Switzerland are the country to beat.. Hopefully in 5 weeks 🤞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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