Mox Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Parklife said: Come on now. Don't be silly. Nah nah nah, it's not even close Parkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Tory friend saying Tom Harwood tweeted that Lib Dems think they have lost Caithness, Sutherland and Easter Ross to the SNP. Cue the Tories voting for Lib Dem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, Pocketrocketman1888 said: See the shadow Home Secretary has mislaid her instructions on how to put on a pair of matching slip on shoes......they should have pulled her out like last GE with her convenient health issue I would guess that at least half the population have done that. Iwelumo managed to do it with a pair of football boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hampden_loon2878 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 48 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Tory friend saying Tom Harwood tweeted that Lib Dems think they have lost Caithness, Sutherland and Easter Ross to the SNP. Cue the Tories voting for Lib Dem. Thats been my impression in the lead up to this GE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 The sheer volume of folk voting, especially down south is giving me some hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketrocketman1888 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Orraloon said: I would guess that at least half the population have done that. Iwelumo managed to do it with a pair of football boots. I would trust Iwelumo more as Home Secretary than that utter fvckwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, Orraloon said: I would guess that at least half the population have done that. Iwelumo managed to do it with a pair of football boots. Me. Twice . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, hampden_loon2878 said: Thats been my impression in the lead up to this GE 👍 My friend lives in Wick , hopefully it will be accurate. Unfortunately even Gail Ross cant convert him to SNP . 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0Neils40yarder Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Squirrelhumper said: A 48-year-old man has been arrested after a suspicious device was found near a polling station in North Lanarkshire (see earlier). Police said the device was discovered on the ground floor of Glen Tower flats in Motherwell at around 1am on Thursday. A cordon was placed around the building as residents were evacuated following the find. Explosive Ordnance Disposal staff were called to the scene to examine the item before carrying out a controlled explosion despite the device being found to be “non-viable”. People who were registered to vote at Glen Tower have been told to attend an alternative polling station at Knowetop Primary School on Knowetop Avenue in Motherwell. A community room within the building was due to be used as a polling station. Chief Inspector Mark Leonard said: “Police in Motherwell have arrested a 48-year-old man in connection with a suspicious device found on the ground floor of Glen Tower flats, Motherwell, around 1am on Thursday December 12 2019. Inquiries are ongoing.” Guaranteed Hun IMO Motherwell should be a fucking hun free zone in my opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonny79 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said: The sheer volume of folk voting, especially down south is giving me some hope. I voted tory up here so I've cancelled out one snp vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 minute ago, TDYER63 said: Me. Twice . How is this news but when Boris hid in fridge it barely got a mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hampden_loon2878 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bonny79 said: I voted tory up here so I've cancelled out one snp vote Aright chazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bonny79 said: I voted tory up here so I've cancelled out one snp vote My mrs was nationalised recently and voted for the first time today SNP so cancels out one tory vote. Swings and roundabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonny79 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Just now, ThistleWhistle said: My mrs was nationalised recently and voted for the first time today SNP so cancels out one tory vote. Swings and roundabouts. But torys are winning on away goals. SNP can't even get to extra time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Mox said: Nah nah nah, it's not even close Parkie. Behave. Don't @ me with that nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 24 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Me. Twice . Was that just to prove a point that you really did have another pair like that at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, ThistleWhistle said: How is this news but when Boris hid in fridge it barely got a mention. To be fair, I haven't seen anything in the news about Tidy's pigeon toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: Vote early, vote often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mox Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: I'll be heading up there to cast my vote after a driving lesson from a 1997 Scottish cup winner to ensure that rusty dick Masterson is on the dole tomorrow. Edited December 12, 2019 by Mox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 31 minutes ago, 0Neils40yarder said: Motherwell should be a fucking hun free zone in my opinion No bad. 31 minutes ago, 0Neils40yarder said: Scotland should be a fucking hun free zone in my opinion Much Better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: fucking LAAAAWWWLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Was that just to prove a point that you really did have another pair like that at home? No really. On one occasion one was a shoe and one was a boot . I am no joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Pocketrocketman1888 said: See the shadow Home Secretary has mislaid her instructions on how to put on a pair of matching slip on shoes......they should have pulled her out like last GE with her convenient health issue You don't actually believe that, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 minute ago, kumnio said: You don't actually believe that, do you? Hard to believe that anybody could be that daft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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