fishcumnock Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 People who say happy St Patrick's day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Parklife said: The same folk normally are the ones to come out with "I don't really have a club team, i just support Scotland" I have 2 options when I get asked by people down here who I support (normally is it Rangers or Celtic?)- I can sometimes do the above just for simplicity - but I prefer to puzzle people and tell them Kirkintilloch Rob Roy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 3 hours ago, irnbruman said: I have 2 options when I get asked by people down here who I support (normally is it Rangers or Celtic?)- I can sometimes do the above just for simplicity - but I prefer to puzzle people and tell them Kirkintilloch Rob Roy. 'St Mirren' works just as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 On 17 March 2016 at 8:07 AM, Flure said: Hello. I've been away. Are you new? And this new board is shite. Good to see you back. Loving your work. You are my best friend, my soul mate, my rock. We go again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) I was just reminded on the radio of one I hate. People who talk about consuming things that you don't actually eat. "The way we consume music/lesiure/sport is changing". Top level (Edit: swear filter took over at this point) Edited March 18, 2016 by Huddersfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Huddersfield said: I was just reminded on the radio of one I hate. People who talk about consuming things that you don't actually eat. "The way we consume music/lesiure/sport is changing". Top level (Edit: swear filter took over at this point) 'Devouring books', twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) 'pre-order' A marketing ploy designed to appeal to mugs. Edited March 18, 2016 by neil r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 MSM as in main stream media Naw pal, yae mean the papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 9 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: MSM as in main stream media Naw pal, yae mean the papers Is a bit wanky, but suppose it distinguishes from bloggers etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 "Brexit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Are you still looking for work ? Sign here . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peever1745 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Happy Christmas does my head in. Drawring g is another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Only just noticed this thread. Good to know I'm not alone in getting annoyed at pointless shite. Must admit I'm terrible for calling people 'mate' or occasionally 'm8'. I only noticed recently when someone I was speaking to called me 'mate' four or five times. I mentioned it to the other half who looked at my like I was a complete tit, before pointing out I do it on a daily basis Anyway I'll add a new one. New parents who come out with pish like, 'once you add a child into the mix...'. Just off and die you utter utter #####!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, peever1745 said: Happy Christmas does my head in. Drawring g is another one. What's wrong with "happy xmas" and what is a "drawring g"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, Orraloon said: What's wrong with "happy xmas" and what is a "drawring g"? I think the second one is that strong Midlands(?) accent? where they would pronounce "drawing" as "drawer-ingk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: I think the second one is that strong Midlands(?) accent? where they would pronounce "drawing" as "drawer-ingk" The Midlands accent has to be the most dreary, downbeat and depressing accent in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Folk (that don't even know him) referring to Sam Allardyce as "Big Sam", like he's their best pal. Gets my goat. Sort of like in the corporate world when some pleb refers to the CEO by their Christian name all the time like they're best buds, when in fact the CEO wouldn't have the first feckin clue who they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 53 minutes ago, Marky said: Folk (that don't even know him) referring to Sam Allardyce as "Big Sam", like he's their best pal. Gets my goat. Sort of like in the corporate world when some pleb refers to the CEO by their Christian name all the time like they're best buds, when in fact the CEO wouldn't have the first feckin clue who they were. What about CEOs who want to be known by their 1st name, as if they're your pal. (when in reality, they've no idea who you are, what you do and how little they pay you. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weekevie04 Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Ball park figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just thought of another. Phrases that are only used on the Internet bug me. Just ing talk properly ya dicks!! 'beyond parody' seems to be a particular favourite just now. I've never, in my puff, heard anyone, ever use this to describe someone. You can also add: 'whataboutery' 'cretin' 'The Blue Pound' 'subservient' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 hours ago, sbcmfc said: What about CEOs who want to be known by their 1st name, as if they're your pal. (when in reality, they've no idea who you are, what you do and how little they pay you. ) On this note what aboot managerial types that like to call each other by their initials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, bonzo said: On this note what aboot managerial types that like to call each other by their initials. You're spot on B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I'm just oot, by the time I get in and changed and have the dug oot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 16 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: You're spot on B. I asked fur that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 44 minutes ago, Angus_Young said: Just thought of another. Phrases that are only used on the Internet bug me. Just ing talk properly ya dicks!! 'beyond parody' seems to be a particular favourite just now. I've never, in my puff, heard anyone, ever use this to describe someone. You can also add: 'whataboutery' 'cretin' 'The Blue Pound' 'subservient' Cretin is a great word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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