Scouse Eddie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Taxi drivers, if they pulled their cock out of a muff as often as they pull out of junctions none of them would have any kids. Railway customers who moan that after travelling for hours they arrive a few minutes late from their booked arrival time, well fckin drive next time and hope they get stuck in massive traffic jams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Taxi drivers, if they pulled their cock out of a muff as often as they pull out of junctions none of them would have any kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Men who put their shirts/tshirts and socks on before their trousers. I mind reading in ma mum's Woman's Own (honest) that men who put their socks on last and take them off first are sexier. No idea of the science behind it mind you, and it didn't rub off on me I usually put ma breeks on last... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Folk who think that because your out walking your dog they can just come up and slaver utter shite to you Edit: sometimes they talk utter shite to the dug Edited October 23, 2014 by DoonTheSlope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunchy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Society's fixation with gender specific roles. The amount of people who don't believe me when I tell them that I'm a primary school head teacher is staggering. It's happened to me 6 times today alone. Just five per cent of primary school teachers in Scotland are men. What sort of example are we setting to future generations when we limit the number of early age educational male role models in this way? Mate of mine is a primary school teacher and he loves it My grip is fecking middle management. They think because they have a business or management degree that they know how to do everyone's job. Aye right try and program my robot then ya bass. Does my head in when they try and tell you how to do your job when they haven't a clue. No problem with them asking for advise and would always try and find a sensible solution but when they look down on you because what they want won't work I just want to give them a skap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Mate of mine is a primary school teacher and he loves it My grip is fecking middle management. They think because they have a business or management degree that they know how to do everyone's job. Aye right try and program my robot then ya bass. Does my head in when they try and tell you how to do your job when they haven't a clue. No problem with them asking for advise and would always try and find a sensible solution but when they look down on you because what they want won't work I just want to give them a skap I was at one stage a middle manager. In the steel industry. I didn't know how to do the jobs of many of the people who reported to me. I wasn't there to do things. I was there to make sure things got done. And sometimes that involved dealing with some fly guys who didn't want to work. But more than 99% of the time it was making sure that people had what they needed to help them do the good job that they wanted to do. My background was in Metallurgy. How the hell would I know how to tell a qualified electrician to do his job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 And the people who get off an escalator and immediately stop! Oh yes, Id shoot these people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunchy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I was at one stage a middle manager. In the steel industry. I didn't know how to do the jobs of many of the people who reported to me. I wasn't there to do things. I was there to make sure things got done. And sometimes that involved dealing with some fly guys who didn't want to work. But more than 99% of the time it was making sure that people had what they needed to help them do the good job that they wanted to do. My background was in Metallurgy. How the hell would I know how to tell a qualified electrician to do his job? Wish I had managers like you bet you were the type who would say to they guys " this is what we need to happen, what's the best way to get that" there the type that get my respect as you know what you don't know and are not afraid to ask those that do know. I'm sure you will have come across the type that I am on about. The only word they can say to upper management is yes. Out of interest where did you work in the steel industry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Oh yes, Id shoot these people. Would that no just add to the bottleneck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Would that no just add to the bottleneck? Aye probably, but it would be fun. I got off a flight in Sri Lanka once, I was the only westerner on the flight, strangely half of the flight stopped right at the bottom of an escalator, sadly my excuse me in a Dundee accent didnt quite work, so it did end up as me barging through several groups, if looks could kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Wish I had managers like you bet you were the type who would say to they guys " this is what we need to happen, what's the best way to get that" there the type that get my respect as you know what you don't know and are not afraid to ask those that do know. I'm sure you will have come across the type that I am on about. The only word they can say to upper management is yes. Out of interest where did you work in the steel industry You know, I did ask the guys how best to do it. Within the rules and all that, of course. But I didn't have a monopoly on how best things should be done. I knew what HAD to be done - but how it was done I didn't mind. I worked in Cambuslang (Clydebridge) and in Motherwell (Dalzell) - and various other Lanarkshire places. And Shrope. And Teesside. And, very, very briefly South Wales. And Sweden. Finland. France, wance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunchy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You know, I did ask the guys how best to do it. Within the rules and all that, of course. But I didn't have a monopoly on how best things should be done. I knew what HAD to be done - but how it was done I didn't mind. I worked in Cambuslang (Clydebridge) and in Motherwell (Dalzell) - and various other Lanarkshire places. And Shrope. And Teesside. And, very, very briefly South Wales. And Sweden. Finland. France, wance. Ah was hoping you were going to say ravenscraig as I work with someone who worked there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Ah was hoping you were going to say ravenscraig as I work with someone who worked there Oh, I used to visit Ravenscraig in a consultancy capacity. Although they were just up the road, they were in a completely separate "division" and we rarely had interface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 project managers who have no idea of the deliverable. this is about 99.99% of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 child on board stickers. like i am less likely to smash my car into you because of a child on board sticker. it is something i would do my utmost to avoid at all times, sticker or no. Especially when they drive like idiots or maniacs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 People who don't pay to use public transport because of the price! It's probably more expensive because of ####ers like you freeloading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grantyboy1983 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Workmates with howling bad breath!! Kids leaving every light in the house on and sweetie wrappers all over the place!! Folk who piss all over ur toilet/toilet seat and don't clean up afterwards!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 People who consider Kelly Brook fat... You crack on chubber lover . Each to there own fetish etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I mind reading in ma mum's Woman's Own (honest) that men who put their socks on last and take them off first are sexier. No idea of the science behind it mind you, and it didn't rub off on me I usually put ma breeks on last... That's because men with bunions put their socks on first. Bunions are low down the list on what lassies look for in a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 project managers who have no idea of the deliverable. this is about 99.99% of them. That's no their job. Project managers are just there to hold the coats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) Parents Buying mini motorised tractors or cars for kids. Why ? Within weeks they are on selling sites punting them. Edited October 24, 2014 by EddardStark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Folk that use a lot of jingo speak and buzzwords at work "let's touch base so we are singing off the same hymn sheet as it's a potential win-win scenario" SHUT UP YA FACKING TOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Peeves. Nipping into Greggs for a quick sausage roll and there's six chunts ahead of me ordering bacon rolls and cups of tea. This isnae a cafe, this is Greggs, get your sausage rolls and get the fukk out! Playing sports and sprinting after someone and finding the auld legs work in slow motion these days Maybe I should eat less sausage rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Folk that use a lot of jingo speak and buzzwords at work "let's touch base so we are singing off the same hymn sheet as it's a potential win-win scenario" SHUT UP YA FACKING TOOL Thanks for the heads up. Lets send that idea off on a cruise and see if it comes back with a tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I prefer win-fail scenarios. Keeps life interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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