jimstroma Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Hamburger Tester at McDonalds Current Bun Fifer Are you English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 The depth of your vocabulary just emphasises the poverty of your wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETRO Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'll tell ye, no one likes you,in fact, they don't even talk about you in the post office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETRO Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'll tell ye, no one likes you,in fact, they don't even talk about you in the post office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I once told a wedding party (in my best man speech) to steer clear of the groom later on because he dances like an epileptic putting up a deck chair. Went down well..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Sunnylaw Jag Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Does it get any bigger? Well there's two minutes I'll never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Saw a rather nasty one commented on a YouTube video I was watching the other day: "You sound like someone who is eternally confused by their own abortion". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goozay Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Yer maw wears grey tracksuit bottoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Cûnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Yer dad wears a nightie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyt Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 If I had a son that looked liked like that I would put him in a cadge and tour the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 If I had a son that looked liked like that I would put him in a cage and tour the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Churchill had a few belters.... When at a dinner with Bessie Braddock BB - "Sir you are horribly drunk" WC - "And you are horribly ugly madam, but in the morning I will be sober." In conversation with Nancy Astor.... NA - "Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison your tea." WC - "Madam if you were my wife I'd drink it." Talking about Clement Attlee... "Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) I once told a wedding party (in my best man speech) to steer clear of the groom later on because he dances like an epileptic putting up a deck chair. Went down well..... I mind when Jim Furyk came on the golf scene David Feherty said in commentary "watch this guy swing, he looks like an octopus falling out of a tree" Edited December 24, 2015 by Toepoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) As useful as a chocolate teapot Edited December 24, 2015 by giblet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 As useful as a chocolate teapot Or a chocolate fireguard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 is it in yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 is it in yet? hate when that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 "Yer Ma" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 as much use as a handbrake on a canoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 As much use as Ann Franks drum kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 As much use as Ann Franks drum kithahaha must be the winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtscotland Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 From a stranger - "tell your mother I was asking for her" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Your ex wife's good wi the kids tho eh? Is she f**k. She suffers fae post natal disinterest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 if ye were any smerter you would be in Broadmoor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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