biffer Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 And that means none, even the slightest bit rude. I'll start with - Don't talk, you lower the IQ of the whole street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) one I heard a Young American say Talk to the Elbow cos you aint worth the bend..... thot it was quite clever; Edited December 23, 2015 by stocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Your face looks like it's been on fire and somebody has put it out with a golf shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Or one pishing on a jaggy nettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 he looks like he has been dookin for chips..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 "No daughter of mine shall ever bring shame upon our family by marrying an Aberdonian !" "If you've come from Dundee then I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a thorough delousing first." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Sunnylaw Jag Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ozzy Osbourne on Gary Moore "great guitarist but he has a face like a welder's bench." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 And that means none, even the slightest bit rude. I'll start with - Don't talk, you lower the IQ of the whole street Remind me never to get in an argument with you. I'm no sure I could survive such a serious tongue lashing like that. I'm guessing you live in a very posh street if that constitutes an "insult". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Do you practice being stupid, or does it come natural - I made that one up, but sure other folk used it before me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelieve!!! Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Once asked a frien when he found out his parents were brother and sister? That one went down quite well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Once asked a frien when he found out his parents were brother and sister? That one went down quite well. Is he a Fifer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 You're not as stupid as you look. Are you deaf as well as dumb? You'll be fae Fife/Edinburgh/Aberdeen/? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 am talking to the engine driver no the oily rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 am talking to the engine driver no the oily ragsimilar I want to talk to the organ grinder not the monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 suck my plumbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Face only a mother could love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedee Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) `Shut it. Love Actually. Want me to hole punch your face` Jamie from the Thick of it. Edited December 24, 2015 by Deedee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Awa min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 If you had brains you'd be dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 A face like the back end of a tram smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee- Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Educated beyond your intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 There's wiser eating grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Killie Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 A face like a melted welly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboyblue Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 He/she could eat an apple through a letter box. Nae stranger tae a fish supper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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