King Of Paisley Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike You're about as useful as Douglas Bader at an arse-booting pageant I wouldn't say she was fat, but she gets her knickers on with a shoe horn. She's got a face like a clumsy bee-keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Your sweating like Simon Weston at a barbecue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 If your hairline gets any further back you'll be coming yer arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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