Big Ramy 1314 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Folk who eat crisps in meetings while people are talking. Happened today at work. Crumpling the crisp bag, crunching the crisps while I'm trying to speak. GTF with your crisps!! 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Folk who eat crisps in meetings while people are talking. Happened today at work. Crumpling the crisp bag, crunching the crisps while I'm trying to speak. GTF with your crisps!! 😡 Just out of interest what flavour where they ? Personally I like pickled onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 hours ago, wheres the pies said: Just out of interest what flavour where they ? Personally I like pickled onion Anything other than Haggis and Irn Bru flavour and I suspect the big man would have been raging 😡🏴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Folk who eat crisps in meetings while people are talking. Happened today at work. Crumpling the crisp bag, crunching the crisps while I'm trying to speak. GTF with your crisps!! 😡 Who the fuck eats “potato chips” in a meeting. Crazy yanks! I’m a crispaholic and even I wouldn't do that. On a similar note, folk who don’t appear to know how to mute there phone on a conference call (yes, I’m super important, I do conference calls... 😛 ). A few of my colleagues make all sorts of noises, eat their lunch, slurp juice... not to mention the general background noise and their only contribution is “nothing from me” at end. Just press mute ya weirdo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Jim Beem said: Anything other than Haggis and Irn Bru flavour and I suspect the big man would have been raging 😡🏴 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 2 hours ago, sbcmfc said: Who the fuck eats “potato chips” in a meeting. Crazy yanks! I’m a crispaholic and even I wouldn't do that. On a similar note, folk who don’t appear to know how to mute there phone on a conference call (yes, I’m super important, I do conference calls... 😛 ). A few of my colleagues make all sorts of noises, eat their lunch, slurp juice... not to mention the general background noise and their only contribution is “nothing from me” at end. Just press mute ya weirdo! An arsehole mate. I kept looking over at him. I gave him the " I am gonnae shove those crisps up your arse" look. He couldnae have cared less. Ramy no happy. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 6 hours ago, wheres the pies said: Just out of interest what flavour where they ? Personally I like pickled onion No idea mate. I was too busy staring him down to notice. 🤣. I know they were Doritos though. Fucking smell anaw. Who does that in a meeting? Was hoping he would choke. I hate that. I am very big on manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Folk that do not have snow tires. It's snowing like fuck here in Ottawa and the bamsticks are all over the roads. 😵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) 58 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Folk that do not have snow tires. It's snowing like fuck here in Ottawa and the bamsticks are all over the roads. 😵 Snow tires are for pussies Man up and learn to drive I would imagine yourself and @Ormond have them. Edited November 16, 2018 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 50 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Snow tires are for pussies Man up and learn to drive I would imagine yourself and @Ormond have them. Big man. I have always only had all season tires, I don't need winter tires. I am like Jackie Stewart, I'm a brilliant driver in the winter and snow. It's all the other arseholes on the road that think they can drive. Fucking sliding everywhere wae that stupit look on their face. ARSEHOLES..🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: No idea mate. I was too busy staring him down to notice. 🤣. I know they were Doritos though. Fucking smell anaw. Who does that in a meeting? Was hoping he would choke. I hate that. I am very big on manners. Not crisps then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 18 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Folk who eat crisps in meetings while people are talking. Happened today at work. Crumpling the crisp bag, crunching the crisps while I'm trying to speak. GTF with your crisps!! 😡 This meeting was it in the canteen..... At lunch time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 + There's something about the acoustics of crisps on trains. Like somehow someone could be just a couple of feet in front of or behind you, you can't see them and hadn't even noticed they existed, until crunch crunch crunch! Especially if you are hungry, on a train where maybe you have not had lunch, or no cash, or the buffet/shop has run out of anything suitable, and you don't even maybe want crisps, but crunch crunch crunch! can get to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 34 minutes ago, exile said: + There's something about the acoustics of crisps on trains. Like somehow someone could be just a couple of feet in front of or behind you, you can't see them and hadn't even noticed they existed, until crunch crunch crunch! Especially if you are hungry, on a train where maybe you have not had lunch, or no cash, or the buffet/shop has run out of anything suitable, and you don't even maybe want crisps, but crunch crunch crunch! can get to you. A couple of weeks ago there was a guy sitting opposite me on the train with a dish of falafel in some sort of oil. Everytime he finished a piece he pushed his thumb and index fingers into his mouth and, very loudly, sucked off the oil. I honestly thought i was going to be sick. Give me a crisp chomper any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 And another thing. It's maybe been done before but they're still at it: Black Friday. WTF. I thought it would have died off by now but some are still at it. Like all the worst of premature "Christmas" advertising in November but with all the added irrelevance of Blackness and Fridayness. Not buying it, nope . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 18 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: A couple of weeks ago there was a guy sitting opposite me on the train with a dish of falafel in some sort of oil. Everytime he finished a piece he pushed his thumb and index fingers into his mouth and, very loudly, sucked off the oil. I honestly thought i was going to be sick. Give me a crisp chomper any day. That's the problem, though. Crisp chompers can be "any day". At least your oil-sucking antagonist is presumably only a rare, rarefied exotic experience ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 1 minute ago, exile said: That's the problem, though. Crisp chompers can be "any day". At least your oil-sucking antagonist is presumably only a rare, rarefied exotic experience ? It is the most exotic experience I have had on the Paisley train since the day a jakey family produced a tray of Ferrero Rocher and a large bottle of WKD , with 4 straws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: It is the most exotic experience I have had on the Paisley train since the day a jakey family produced a tray of Ferrero Rocher and a large bottle of WKD , with 4 straws. 😄 [I was going to add a reaction but just found out there is a limit to the number of reactions per day?! I never came across this before. I must be undemonstrative usually. Well, there was a Scotland match in the last 24 hours!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, exile said: 😄 [I was going to add a reaction but just found out there is a limit to the number of reactions per day?! I never came across this before. I must be undemonstrative usually. Well, there was a Scotland match in the last 24 hours!] Yes, it seems mean to restrict the positive sentiment enojis when no restrictions are placed on the ‘ we were fckn honkin ‘ reaction 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/16/2018 at 12:24 PM, sbcmfc said: Who the fuck eats “potato chips” in a meeting. Crazy yanks! I’m a crispaholic and even I wouldn't do that. On a similar note, folk who don’t appear to know how to mute there phone on a conference call (yes, I’m super important, I do conference calls... 😛 ). A few of my colleagues make all sorts of noises, eat their lunch, slurp juice... not to mention the general background noise and their only contribution is “nothing from me” at end. Just press mute ya weirdo! That's up there with people who take their phones in to meetings but don't have them on silent. The phone rings, they answer it and let the person tell them what they want and then reply "Can I call you back later, I'm in a meeting". DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE IF YOU'RE IN A MEETING THEN YOU IGNORAMUS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Fat cunts in Burger King that get a XL bacon double cheeseburger meal with a side of onion rings and ask for diet coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Fannies that hang about fast food restaurants watching what other folk are eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 On 11/18/2018 at 11:01 PM, exile said: And another thing. It's maybe been done before but they're still at it: Black Friday. WTF. I thought it would have died off by now but some are still at it. Like all the worst of premature "Christmas" advertising in November but with all the added irrelevance of Blackness and Fridayness. Not buying it, nope . This! Wasnt it just an American thing about 5-10 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: This! Wasnt it just an American thing about 5-10 years ago? Seems to be, but everything we do is getting Americanised. On the plus side, there’s a Black Friday sale starting tomorrow at the Paul Laurie golf centre, would be rude not to check it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: This! Wasnt it just an American thing about 5-10 years ago? Black Friday to me was the last working day the trades came off before Christmas when the boozers around town were carnage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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