dandydunn

I reckon Hayes will be back up the road and see out his career with Aberdeen

We’re just doing stableford with our group of boys just now. 23 points by the 8th and nailed one down the middle on the long par 5. Standing over my 2nd shot, I was already counting the 4 points for a birdie as I had a stroke too. One duck hook into the shite later and I was walking off with a 7 and 10 points accumulated for the back 9 😂😂

Sunburnt my nose on the golf course yesterday. Wore a cap today, didn’t help much, now got daft panda eyes from my shades and half a red nose 😳

Golfs shite

Ditto 😂

Madchester music, Roses, Oasis, Monday’s etc etc The Jam & Weller’s reincarnations, Madness, The Clash, too many others to mention Eminem & NWA More recent would be Catfish & The Bottlemen, Blossoms, Sam Fender, Liam & Not Noel (funnily enough) Hate anything purely made on a computer with other people’s music and passed off as their own, which pretty much includes every DJ 🙄 in the world, it’s a load of absolute shite I also have a massive dislike for Chris Martin, can’t pinpoint why, but he just seems like an utter cunt, but can produce a decent track, Parachutes is a fantastic album.

Clubs been cleaned, gps charged and clothes looked out. Shits getting real....... 🏌🏽‍♂️⛳️😀

You didn’t read everything I said, did you? Fucktard

There’s a sign up in pittodrie that says something about the first recorded passing rules or something like that was from up here. I’ll try and dig it out, I’ve a photo somewhere. Doesn’t prove anything though 😂

I’ll be happy to hit 80 on Friday & Saturday. Haven’t swung this year. Fuck taking the wife though, golf is an outlet 😆

Correct. Some of the comments have been brilliant.

Yesterday was brutal. The portal went online at midday and crashed immediately with no one able to get times. We eventually got later in the afternoon to accommodate all 12 of us. We also have a guaranteed time for a Saturday medal, but obviously only 2 can use that at the moment. One of the boys can’t manage it, so we only needed to scrape one public one for then, which we managed to get this morning, so all good so far. Need to try and get some stuff sorted for every day next week, I’ll be out everyday if I can and she’s more than happy to get a rid of me for a few hours.

7:48 booked for Saturday 😀🏌🏽‍♂️⛳️

I called my wife a bampot the other night and she burst out laughing as she hadn’t heard it in years. Bide is widely used in Aberdeen, an example of being, if you were telling your pal about someone that you were trying to find out about, you would ask “fars he bide, or fars he fae”

The skip was the best thing we got done. Moved in here last July, so had a build up of rubbish since with all the work we’ve had going on, both garages have floors again now 😂😂

Council courses (up here anyway) have a system in place that if you’re a season ticket member, you can book a time up to 7 days in advance and the public 3 days in advance. The system goes live again on Tuesday, so will try and boom then for Friday, committee has a meeting tomorrow and we’re hoping the tee times will still be reserved for Saturday morning golf. The clubs won’t be open, we can enter cards to match secretary for handicap purposes by phone I believe.

We hired a skip into the driveway for a few days. Online booking system for golf, so will just be decided on who has the best Wi-fi 😂 I couldn’t see a giraffe, someone said on Facebook it was one 😆

Spent the last 3 weeks stripping out the workshop behind the garage and turning it into a utility room. Old units ripped out, flooring down, walls tidied up, heating pipes all boxed in, new wiring for appliances and outside lights, recycled the kitchen units from upstairs kitchen to hide the boiler and put in it it’s and worktop, painted and finally papered yesterday. Golf course opens on Friday, so a bit of quality time with the wife & kids until then, after that, I’m off golfing every opportunity I get. Probably forget the kids names by the time I’m finished. ps, I can’t see the giraffe either.

I was getting 2L bottles of draught Dom my Auntie & Uncles garden bar over the back from me. It tasted brilliant, 10x better than a can or bottle, but alas, we’ve drunk them dry and no more kegs can be ordered 😬

Prick 😂😂😂

Fit????? I was £2.99 postage. @slasher, you’re due me a pint now 😂😂

Mine comes today apparently. Fancy an online book club? I can zoom call you and we can sit and read chapters to each other and get drunk.

Yeah, just got to do what we have to do just now. Stableford sweepers will be how we start with our group of boys, no point going back to play extra balls just now, just be glad to get out.

Don’t you bump into a lot of things with the balls hanging over your eyes?