Kirk Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I shave my oxters and my balls, and don't give a toss if my manscaping offends anyone's sensibilities. Arm hair and ball hair collect sweat, if you want to smell like a caveman fair play to you, I don't and I dont. Ball shaving is fine, armpits not so much. There's a thing called deodorant stops ye smelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I shave my oxters and my balls, and don't give a toss if my manscaping offends anyone's sensibilities. Arm hair and ball hair collect sweat, if you want to smell like a caveman fair play to you, I don't and I dont. ? Ball shaving is fine, armpits not so much. There's a thing called deodorant stops ye smelling. Where do you stand on your crack? (I mean.. are you waxing it or not?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Where do you stand on your crack? (I mean.. are you waxing it or not?) Nah let it be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Nah let it be. I'm sure that we can work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Nah let it be. To be honest I knew the answer before I asked the question. Why would anyone shave their oxsters... their ball sack... only to then leave their crack untouched like some hairy oasis? Makes no sense at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 To be honest I knew the answer before I asked the question. Why would anyone shave their oxsters... their ball sack... only to then leave their crack untouched like some hairy oasis? Makes no sense at all. The crack is a step too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I'm sure that we can work it out. Help ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Help ! Ach, just Let it Be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) Does bumhole hair (much like eyebrow hair) not have a drain purpose i.e. drainage when the sweat is running down the shuckles of your arse...why are we hairiest where we sweat the most and bald mostly everywhere else. Edited October 26, 2014 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 If you don't wax yours, it'll end up looking like an octopuses garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Does bumhole hair (much like eyebrow hair) not have a drain purpose i.e. drainage when the sweat is running down the shuckles of your arse...why are we hairiest where we sweat the most and bald mostly everywhere else. While my armpit gently weeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I shave my oxters and my balls, and don't give a toss if my manscaping offends anyone's sensibilities. Arm hair and ball hair collect sweat, if you want to smell like a caveman fair play to you, I don't and I dont. Have you tried washing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Don't know if it's just among folk i know or a larger socieyy thing, but a lot of people seem to take photos nowadays from inside hospitals of their or spouses injuries and post them on social media. No need for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 27, 2014 Author Share Posted October 27, 2014 Does bumhole hair (much like eyebrow hair) not have a drain purpose i.e. drainage when the sweat is running down the shuckles of your arse...why are we hairiest where we sweat the most and bald mostly everywhere else. I have no idea? I only know that IMO when I'm sweating heavily then I find deodorant works better when my armpits are shaven as there's no hair to get wet and hold onto sweat? As for the balls, again through years of research I find women are more likely to suck on hairless nadgers than a sweaty ballsack. I do however understand this concept is way beyond the imagination of 90% of this boards active members.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 If you don't wax yours, it'll end up looking like an octopuses garden.In the shade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) I have no idea? I only know that IMO when I'm sweating heavily then I find deodorant works better when my armpits are shaven as there's no hair to get wet and hold onto sweat? As for the balls, again through years of research I find women are more likely to suck on hairless nadgers than a sweaty ballsack. I do however understand this concept is way beyond the imagination of 90% of this boards active members.. Ahh but you are conflating hairy here with sweaty to bolster your argument. Say you met a beautiful lassie, would a bit of hair on her pie put you off? No. I did not think so. Cleanliness is the key. edit: and even a denuded sack is going to be vinegary after working so it's not like it would be ready for action without a scrub first. Edited October 27, 2014 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) This business of buying a trendy suit that looks like it is two sizes too small for you. Madness. Edited October 27, 2014 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I have no idea? I only know that IMO when I'm sweating heavily then I find deodorant works better when my armpits are shaven as there's no hair to get wet and hold onto sweat? As for the balls, again through years of research I find women are more likely to suck on hairless nadgers than a sweaty ballsack. I do however understand this concept is way beyond the imagination of 90% of this boards active members.. Plus i have encountered more than one female who seems to like the smell of (even slightly stale) sweat. It's true. And these are the girls you don't want to miss out on. Having a freakish bald sack smelling of roses will be putting them right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Plus i have encountered more than one female who seems to like the smell of (even slightly stale) sweat. It's true. And these are the girls you don't want to miss out on. Having a freakish bald sack smelling of roses will be putting them right off. My Mrs prefers me stinking than clean at times. She says my pits are like maple syrup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 My Mrs prefers me stinking than clean at times. She says my pits are like maple syrup! Taste, smell or texture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Taste, smell or texture? She's a weirdo. She'll ram her beak up inside my pits after I've had a sweaty day at work. It must be a Yank thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I suppose in a way it's like sniffing a quine's scants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pool Q Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 A shower once or twice a day should suffice I'd have thought. Different if you are looking to pump desperate housewives during the working day I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 A shower once or twice a day should suffice I'd have thought. Different if you are looking to pump desperate housewives during the working day I suppose. you can wipe the board but you can't wipe the collective memory of the TAMB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 This business of buying a trendy suit that looks like it is two sizes too small for you. Madness.Was that not the Specials?Alexei Sayle was decades ahead of his time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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