ErsatzThistle Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Bit of a strange one this but here goes, prepare to have a huge laugh at my expense......... I know that I've been a cunt to about 95% of everyone on this board at some time or other and on quite a few people's block lists but today I'm here humbly begging the TAMB for help and advice with how to deal with this highly embarrassing problem I have. (Gulp) I have held a torch for this amazing lass for years now. I've been absolutely crazy, head over heals in love with her for years. Now she is getting married shortly and recently I've been feeling a bit strange about the whole thing. It's even begun to interfere with my life. I haven't slept for nearly three days nor eaten anything for about 36 hours just thinking about her. We were never together just friendly. And I was terrified of admitting my feelings to her but I cherished every moment I ever got to spend in her company and every word she has ever spoken to me. She's a great gal. The real Queen of Scots. A real angel living among us. Imagine how you felt when Hutchison or Griffiths scored against England, or when Faddy scored against the Netherlands and France. Times that by a million and that's the feeling I got when she spent even ten seconds in my company. Don't get me wrong now, I don't begrudge her marrying the fella she loves, not at all. I wish her a long, long life full of happiness. She's the sweetest, kindest, most compassionate human being I have ever known, beautiful on the inside as well as the outside. I just don't know what to do guys. This has hit me like an express train and it's actually kind of scaring me now. How in the name of Berti Vogts do I get over this ? Become a St Johnstone fan or something ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 You can’t, it’s impossible. Just realise that only time can fix it man, only time can sort out that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 You're fucked. You've been a pussy for so long you've either been friend zoned or she just doesn't fancy ye. If she's now getting wed you'd be a cunt to declare undying love now. Accept you've made a bollocks of this and move on. Oh, and don't make the same mistake again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I've changed my mind. You should put all your cards on the table and tell her. It's what the board wants and you never know, you might have a shot! 🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Just now, slasher said: I've changed my mind. You should put all your cards on the table and tell her. It's what the board wants and you never know, you might have a shot! 🙈 Nah - you were right the first time and called a spade a spade which is the best advice There must be a reason you never thought of asking this girl out on a date - possibly you knew she didnt feel the same way If it was going to happen it would have you would think - regardless of you being terrified to tell her how you felt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: Nah - you were right the first time and called a spade a spade which is the best advice There must be a reason you never thought of asking this girl out on a date - possibly you knew she didnt feel the same way If it was going to happen it would have you would think - regardless of you being terrified to tell her how you felt Second post was bantz...... unless the boys a fighter! 👊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Invite her on to the TAMB (or get someone else to), but don't tell her who you are. Then get chatting and see if she falls for you (or someone else!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, exile said: Invite her on to the TAMB (or get someone else to), but don't tell her who you are. Then get chatting and see if she falls for you (or someone else!) Whit? You're no fuckin wise 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 (edited) But seriously. Could you find some sort of an intermediary. Someone trusted on both sides. And this person tells here they heard she has a secret admirer, and see her reaction. If she couldn't even dream of anyone else ever being better than her intended, she'd quickly brush it off, she has no need of secret admirers. On the other hand, if she's intrigued, and wants to know more, then, well maybe she is more flexible than you first thought. But then, would you still want such a person, so easily blown off course? Edited March 8, 2020 by exile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, exile said: But seriously. Could you find some sort of an intermediary. Someone trusted on both sides. And this person tells here they heard she has a secret admirer, and see her reaction. If she she couldn't dream of anyone else ever being better than her intended, she'd quickly brush it off, she has no need of secret admirers. On the other hand, if she's intrigued, and wants to know more, then, well maybe she is more flexible than you first thought. But then, would you still want such a person, so easily blown off course? That's better, an intermediary, preferably wan ae her pals 🤔 Edited March 8, 2020 by slasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Threads like this are no use without photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 13 minutes ago, slasher said: Whit? You're no fuckin wise 🙄 Just thought it would be amusing, all the TAMBERs competing to be nice and friendly. Hey, and maybe invite the groom on as a newbie. And see whose wit and wisdom wins the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Have you read Love in the Time of Cholera? (change it to Corona...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 missed the boat long time ago - forget about it Likely she did know you liked her - and she hasn't pushed on you to make an advance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 You invited to the wedding? If you are, she doesn’t want you, if you’re not, you’re not that good a friend to her anyway and she’s maybe up for being pumped before hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Munro Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Go to the wedding and finger a bridesmaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 I've seen this sort of stuff on films. Just stand at the back of the church gazing wistfully at her with a tiny tear in your eye. She will notice seconds before the vows, fling the flowers at her dad & run down the street for a road trip across Route 66 (or I suppose the M74) with a presumption of no recriminations & living happily ever after. Happy to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Huddersfield said: I've seen this sort of stuff on films. Just stand at the back of the church gazing wistfully at her with a tiny tear in your eye. She will notice seconds before the vows, fling the flowers at her dad & run down the street for a road trip across Route 66 (or I suppose the M74) with a presumption of no recriminations & living happily ever after. Happy to help. Did you not miss out banging on the church windows with both fists and screaming her name over and over like a tit? It does seem to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonny79 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 This could be a good columbo episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 You fucked up by not saying anything. As Slasher says accept responsibility and try and move on. You really need to change your attitude to these things as well. Someone once said you regret the things you don't do much more than the things you do. 100% correct in my experience. I'm just back from holiday went to visit friends and 3 other folk came as well, 1 i knew from uni but only seen twice in 17 years. Had an amazing time and had a wee crush on my erstwhile uni mate, broached it a couple of days ago got a nice KB (She's been dating someone back home for 4 months) and now can get on with my life without having to deal with any ambiguity in our relationship. Much preferable to the torture you're going through, which i commiserate with by the way, unrequited love is never good. Need to learn in future how to deal with your vulnerability and fear of rejection. You have to move past this and resolve not to let it happen again. Or you could go for the jackpot and try and be the greatest TAMB story of all time. Stand up at the wedding and declare your feelings while livestreaming it here it's up to you. Go for personal growth and maturity or TAMB immortality in the TAMb valhalla like Jimbers, Kraeigh , Bobby's daughter etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonny79 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 If he kills the groom it will be like a columbo film for us because we ll have seen him do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) 😢😢😢 I fear the horse has bolted EW. Does she perhaps have a sister that could help you get over her ? Or you could just go for it. Tell her how you feel. What is there to lose? If she is as lovely as you say ( and I am sure she is) , and she does not feel the same, she will let you down gently. OR , you might get a nice surprise 😁 No matter what you do life is too short to pine after someone you cannot have. If this romance is not to be get out there and find yourself another lass. There are plenty out there looking for love ( try The Wee Howff in Paisley on a Saturday afternoon ) Just dont judge them all by her high standards or you will never find love . Good luck. . Edited March 9, 2020 by TDYER63 Luck not lick 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Sorry meant ET not EW, I cant even get my name abbreviations right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 All bullies are cowards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Get yersel on Tinder in the meantime, you’ll get an easy ride there, providing you’re not a complete mutant. The internet is amazing for things like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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