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Over 30 years ago i heard a joke upstairs in The Courtyard pub in Hamilton

I thought that it was that funny i actually just about did fall off the wee bar stool i was sitting on around the table

Maybe it was because i was young and had 4 pints or maybe because i couldnt believe anyone would tell that kind of joke even in the late 80s

Some will say it's observational but most will say it's racist stereotyping ...

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6 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said:

Over 30 years ago i heard a joke upstairs in The Courtyard pub in Hamilton

I thought that it was that funny i actually just about did fall off the wee bar stool i was sitting on around the table

Maybe it was because i was young and had 4 pints or maybe because i couldnt believe anyone would tell that kind of joke even in the late 80s

Some will say it's observational but most will say it's racist stereotyping ...

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13 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said:

Over 30 years ago i heard a joke upstairs in The Courtyard pub in Hamilton

I thought that it was that funny i actually just about did fall off the wee bar stool i was sitting on around the table

Maybe it was because i was young and had 4 pints or maybe because i couldnt believe anyone would tell that kind of joke even in the late 80s

Some will say it's observational but most will say it's racist stereotyping ...

So............

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It's funnier if you do the accents ....

Over in Jamaica, Rastas and Marylou are packing to go their holidays.

They are just about packed

Marylou is in the bedroom and Rastas is in the living room

Rastas shouts - "Marylou - have you seen my sunglasses ? Are they in the bedroom"

Marylou - "No Rastas - I aint seen your sunglasses in here"

Rastas shouts " Marylou - are my sunglasses in the bathroom"

Marylou after checking " No Rastas - your sunglasses aint in here either"

Marylou comes into the living room and Rastas is shaking his head saying " I cant find those sunglasses anywhere"

Marylou cries out "Why Rastas - you are wearing your Sunglasses"

Rastas  -

 

 

"They aint my sunglasses - they my nostrils"

 

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Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my a**hole bleached!"

"Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!

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