WCTA Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 If you are American when you go in the toilet and you are American when you come back out, what are you when you are in there? Yourapeein. Quote
fringo Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 Fek me. I've been back on the TAMB about half an hour catching up, clicked about 5-6 likes or laughs and already run out of my daily quota !??? Quote
Orraloon Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, WCTA said: You’ve been sorely missed pal. 😄👍 How would you know? You've only been here five minutes. Quote
WCTA Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 Just now, Orraloon said: How would you know? You've only been here five minutes. I miss my dugs if She takes them on a ten minute walk aroon’ the block. ☹️ Quote
Orraloon Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, fringo said: Fek me. I've been back on the TAMB about half an hour catching up, clicked about 5-6 likes or laughs and already run out of my daily quota !??? Well, stop laughing at your own jokes. Quote
fringo Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Well, stop laughing at your own jokes. I could have given you a "Like" or "Smiley" for that but quota gone. 😊 Quote
TDYER63 Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 Fringo !! Cant believe you hopped in whilst I’ve been sat over on the Brexit thread 😟 Quote
fringo Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 26 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Fringo !! Cant believe you hopped in whilst I’ve been sat over on the Brexit thread 😟 Who the fek is brexit ? 😊 Quote
fringo Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 20 minutes ago, Grim Jim said: Who the feck is fringo 🙄 And same response................. it's ME !! Quote
Grim Jim Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, fringo said: And same response................. it's ME !! Quote
phart Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, WCTA said: fuck is that the actual picture, i never noticed that before. Quote
WCTA Posted October 30, 2019 Posted October 30, 2019 1 minute ago, phart said: fuck is that the actual picture, i never noticed that before. Not quite but it’s close. 😄 Quote
phart Posted October 31, 2019 Posted October 31, 2019 8 minutes ago, WCTA said: Not quite but it’s close. 😄 That makes sense, the other one i couldn't stop seeing the fucking spaniel and obviously not an art fan so couldn't mind what it really looked like. Quote
McTeeko Posted October 31, 2019 Posted October 31, 2019 14 hours ago, phart said: That makes sense, the other one i couldn't stop seeing the fucking spaniel and obviously not an art fan so couldn't mind what it really looked like. I was exactly the same. That pic popped up on Twitter the other day and I was like ‘ffs how did I no see that before?!’ before googling the original 😆 Quote
Jim Beem Posted October 31, 2019 Posted October 31, 2019 15 hours ago, phart said: That makes sense, the other one i couldn't stop seeing the fucking spaniel and obviously not an art fan so couldn't mind what it really looked like. You and everyone else I think 😂 Quote
fringo Posted October 31, 2019 Posted October 31, 2019 I went into a shop today to buy a Dracula costume. The girl tried to sell me a Manchester United shirt. I said, 'I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count!' Quote
bonzo Posted October 31, 2019 Posted October 31, 2019 A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread? Quote
fringo Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "We need the eggs." Quote
dandydunn Posted November 2, 2019 Posted November 2, 2019 A Dundee lass goes for her first driving lesson. Instructor says to her “Now I know you’ve not dreved a car before, but do you know the basics? How many gears are there?” ”feve” she replies ”good, and what’s the speed limit on the motorway?” ”70” she tells him ”excellent, now where’s the horn?” for the final question She instantly replies ”On the road between dundee & Perth” Quote
Willie Miller's tache Posted November 2, 2019 Posted November 2, 2019 Doctor: You’ve got to stop masturbating. Patient: But why?? Doctor: Because I’m trying to examine you. Quote
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