Ormond Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 16 hours ago, dandydunn said: Date night Fvck off,you've ditched the kids and are away on the piss for the night and hopefully,if grandma and granda keep them all until the morning,you'll get a noisy ride with the tv off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 16 hours ago, dandydunn said: Date night Fvck off,you've ditched the kids and are away on the piss for the night and hopefully,if grandma and granda keep them all until the morning,you'll get a noisy ride with the tv off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ormond said: 16 minutes ago, Ormond said: So funny you came back for another laugh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 11 minutes ago, andymac said: So funny you came back for another laugh? I'm noticing the reply feature today is more fecked up than normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 ' I am all over this ' , or more specifically emails i keep getting from eBay saying ' your name is all over this' . Wtf does that even mean?? I have bought something once from eBay, a scabby wee bit of shiny material that came all the way from China disguised as a table runner. Everything is pissing me off this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 21 hours ago, TDYER63 said: ' I am all over this ' , or more specifically emails i keep getting from eBay saying ' your name is all over this' . Wtf does that even mean?? I have bought something once from eBay, a scabby wee bit of shiny material that came all the way from China disguised as a table runner. Everything is pissing me off this week. Hiya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 34 minutes ago, Flure said: Hiya I ALMOST smiled there, but the prospect of the Morrisons weekly shop swiftly removed it. Infact, add 'weekly shop' to the list of Wanky Phrases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 hiya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: I ALMOST smiled there, but the prospect of the Morrisons weekly shop swiftly removed it. Infact, add 'weekly shop' to the list of Wanky Phrases. What about "the big shop"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 59 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: What about "the big shop"? Were you behind me in Morrisons ?? Nearly 200 quid I spent. My daughter is on a Joe Wicks 'lean in 15' diet . The only fookin thing that becomes lean is your purse. Think I preferred her 'curvy'. ..... Anyway, i had better shut up , this thread is turning into a Tdyer63 monathon. I am off for a glass of wine. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: Anyway, i had better shut up , this thread is turning into a Tdyer63 monathon. I am off for a glass of wine. ? As long as you're not off for "a cheeky glass of vino". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: Were you behind me in Morrisons ?? Nearly 200 quid I spent. My daughter is on a Joe Wicks 'lean in 15' diet . The only fookin thing that becomes lean is your purse. Think I preferred her 'curvy'. ..... Anyway, i had better shut up , this thread is turning into a Tdyer63 monathon. I am off for a glass of wine. ? 4 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: As long as you're not off for "a cheeky glass of vino". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 3 hours ago, sbcmfc said: As long as you're not off for "a cheeky glass of vino". Or a 'cheeky Nandos' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 This one's been used a fair bit in the past few hours. 'Rangers aren't just a football club they're an institution'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Heard it a few times this week oddly. Disco as in Landrover Discovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 8 hours ago, macy37 said: Heard it a few times this week oddly. Disco as in Landrover Discovery. You been watching Wheeler Dealers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 'Stagger' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 17 hours ago, Mindimoo said: 'Stagger' I'm in. Where and when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 18 minutes ago, dandydunn said: I'm in. Where and when? Home or away leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) 45 minutes ago, deecie said: Home or away leg? Edited March 11, 2017 by dandydunn Shit ####in edit feature..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 45 minutes ago, deecie said: Home or away leg? Both. But no check ins on fbook for away leg. I've told her it's a training course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mingin' Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 'Now is not the time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Coalition of chaos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 "We should build a national stadium in Stirling" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 The will of the Scottish Parliament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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