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Guest MorayCupMan
Just now, weekevie04 said:

Any north English person referring to themselves as a Northerner. 

 

Yes.....when was manchester really that north..Well it is, but still...if theres no moray cup ,its no the north

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Guest MorayCupMan
6 hours ago, Ormond said:

It's the swear filter on here.

Please be a little more inventive when using the word in question then...it rather annoys me

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Guest BlueGaz
3 minutes ago, Flure said:

There's no need for that.

Reported!

I'm sorry sir, I thought you would have agreed with it.  

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28 minutes ago, McTeeko said:

"Date-night" between couples who have been together for years and/or married. 

Gets right on my nipple-ends ?

Cocktails with BAE while granny has the kiddies.

Vermin

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23 hours ago, McTeeko said:

"Date-night" between couples who have been together for years and/or married. 

Gets right on my nipple-ends ?

I kind of get that one if it's couples with kids, particularly more than 1.

We find it quite difficult to get a night out together. We feel we ask enough of the grandparents that watch the kids while we're at work or for things we have to do, so asking them to watch them so we can go out for a cheeky Nando's, cocktails with bae or some vino is a bit cheeky.

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6 minutes ago, sbcmfc said:

I kind of get that one if it's couples with kids, particularly more than 1.

We find it quite difficult to get a night out together. We feel we ask enough of the grandparents that watch the kids while we're at work or for things we have to do, so asking them to watch them so we can go out for a cheeky Nando's, cocktails with bae or some vino is a bit cheeky.

That's a paragraph of wankiness. :lol:

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23 minutes ago, Ormond said:

That's a paragraph of wankiness. :lol:

 

12 minutes ago, kumnio said:

Fckin right it is. Anyone saying cheeky, or bae, deserves to be put down. 

 

You do know I was kidding with those bits?

:lol:

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Bit of a deputy downer but I really hate "live like there's no tomorrow", or any of its variants. See, there's never not been a tomorrow for me so far (long may that continue), and on some tomorrows I need to do things like pay the mortgage or see my kids sit their Highers or clean the toilet, none of which I would give a fvck about if there were no tomorrow. Yes, life is short and you're dead a long time, but some things you need to build over a long time to enjoy later, and some of it is boring and routine.

It's a stupid expression used by three groups of people, only one of whom is welcome to use it: 1) people diagnosed with a potentially terminal condition; 2) people who've survived a life-threatening experience; and 3) twatts.

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