Armchair Bob Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I love that sketch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 The use of 'Fact' as a means of attempting to elevate what is merely your opinion to commandment status. Like 'end of', it exposes the author's complete intolerance and dismissiveness of any opinion that is contrary to his/her own. And comprehensively proves that they are a fud at the same time. Oh, and inappropriate use of smileys as a cover for being nothing other than an internet fannyboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Like 'end of', it exposes the author's complete intolerance and dismissiveness of any opinion that is contrary to his/her own. FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) I love this one as well - Edited October 29, 2015 by Charlie Endell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) Please stop posting limmy Edited October 30, 2015 by Kirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I had a boss who used to yell at me down the phone, usually while he was driving:- "My cock is out on the wing" Still no idea where that one comes from, he did play rugby... Was it James Forrest's dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapofGlencoe Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 recently had a manager tell me "lay an egg on it" re a work project. Anybody??? Anybody??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 recently had a manager tell me "lay an egg on it" re a work project. Anybody??? Anybody??? hahaha never heard this and I've worked wae a few phrase specialists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Todays meeting had the following crap Take ownership Perceived application Internal customers No wonder I do fck all at work, what a load of utter shyte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Whataboutery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Heard a good yin doon the Rock n' Roll office the other day: "Phuqq yer Universe Credit, ya s". "It's actually, Universal, Sir" "Phuqq that an aw". Universal Credit - wft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Snpbad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Jesus Wept. Usually used by folk on the TAMB who can't come up with a good reply when losing an argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Have to say that "my bad" patter is atrocious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Jesus Wept. Usually used by folk on the TAMB who can't come up with a good reply when losing an argument. Not really a phrase but the grammar nazis when they lose an argument Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stokesy Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Saying 'decisioning' instead of making a decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Have to say that "my bad" patter is atrocious That is a belter! I hate that "phrase" with a vengeance. Although I don't remember anyone actually saying it to me "in real life" it only seems to be online that it appears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 On one of my brief excursions into MSM (not MMS as I seem to keep typing for some reason) I heard Jamie Oliver say it was time to 'get medieval' about school dinners or some such. It was only a snippet and once I recognised who was speaking I turned it off. I don't think he was suggesting giving kids a gallon of mead and boiled oat stew for lunch, but was quoting none other than 'Marcellus Wallace'when he turned the tables on his torturers in Pulp Fiction. Now, while Marcellus can pull this off while toting a shotgun in the scenario he was facing, I feel Jamie's use in a Five Live/Radio 4 interview in relation to the nourishment of school age children, qualifies as particularly wanky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 or maybe his rather expensive restaurant chains are failing and maybe needs a wee bit publicity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 If that's the case WTPs, you're probably spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davierobbsagod Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I've just finished a see you next tuesday of a double dunt xmas and new year shift,you name it ive been there...now on ANNUAL LEAVE till the 15th Jan,see yous in weeg city this weekend to blow off some steam (plus kids) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Corridor of Uncertainty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Weegies who end sentences with the word "but". Me: "You going to the game this weekend"? Weegie: "Aye,but" But what??????? Even worse are the ones that type it. It happens on here often. Infuriating. Similar for other regional accents aswell. Aberdonian with "fit like" and what is a 'Quine' exactly ? Dundonian with Eh and peh. Numerous others from different areas could be brought up. Worst for me is the cockney slang. Apples and Pears and Frog and Toad. ???? Also as a Scotsman down here, occasional told to speak the Queens. Now that does get on my nerves ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albathebrave Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 no idea where i heard it but "lets put that in ideas fridge and snack on it later" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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