Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Kind-of ugly chicks you'd fancy a rattle at but would keep it schtum for fear of embarrassment from the ribbing your mates would give you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Gentlemen, I give you...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest allyc Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Lorraine Kelly.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Lorraine Kelly.. I'd love to do her wearing my Saints, Scottish cup winners shirt on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 You pair have got high opinions of yourselves if you think those two lovely ladies would be even remotely interested in either of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 You pair have got high opinions of yourselves if you think those two lovely ladies would be even remotely interested in either of you. I'm aiming a wee bitty higher than some of my previous conquests! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Maggie from the Broons,but the thought of paper cuts all over my cock always stops me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Gentlemen, I give you...... Is her brain leaking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Is her brain leaking? Either that or it's shot stains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mariokempes56 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 You sir, are sick in the heed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Double-bagged and a scrub with wire brush and Dettol afterwards obviously, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 You're a freak. This woman ruins my day, every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Sunnylaw Jag Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Kind-of ugly chicks you'd fancy a rattle at but would keep it schtum for fear of embarrassment from the ribbing your mates would give you. Yer wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Yer wife! Jings, your banter's braw and quite ground breaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 You're a freak. This woman ruins my day, every day. Not at all. Your day must be easily ruined if you are unable to appreciate her fine.....assets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I'm with you on Ruth (that's no a very flattering photo), but Sharon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 I'm with you on Ruth (that's no a very flattering photo), but Sharon... Something in her gub might just shut her up. Also, plastic or no plastic her mush isnae the worst. Mind, it's not a thread for bonnie chicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Hatchet-faced, no-voting boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Hatchet-faced, no-voting boot Afterwards I'd make a swift exit and return none of her calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Afterwards I'd make a swift exit and return none of her calls. Mind and let her know she was the worst ride you've ever had? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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