Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Kind-of ugly chicks you'd fancy a rattle at but would keep it schtum for fear of embarrassment from the ribbing your mates would give you.
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 Lorraine Kelly.. I'd love to do her wearing my Saints, Scottish cup winners shirt on.
Orraloon Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 You pair have got high opinions of yourselves if you think those two lovely ladies would be even remotely interested in either of you.
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 You pair have got high opinions of yourselves if you think those two lovely ladies would be even remotely interested in either of you. I'm aiming a wee bitty higher than some of my previous conquests!
dandydunn Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Maggie from the Broons,but the thought of paper cuts all over my cock always stops me.
mariokempes56 Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Gentlemen, I give you...... Is her brain leaking?
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 Is her brain leaking? Either that or it's shot stains.
redstevie007 Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Double-bagged and a scrub with wire brush and Dettol afterwards obviously, but...
Bzzzz Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 You're a freak. This woman ruins my day, every day.
the Sunnylaw Jag Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Kind-of ugly chicks you'd fancy a rattle at but would keep it schtum for fear of embarrassment from the ribbing your mates would give you. Yer wife!
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 Yer wife! Jings, your banter's braw and quite ground breaking.
Barney Rubble Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 You're a freak. This woman ruins my day, every day. Not at all. Your day must be easily ruined if you are unable to appreciate her fine.....assets.
Charlie Endell Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 I'm with you on Ruth (that's no a very flattering photo), but Sharon...
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 I'm with you on Ruth (that's no a very flattering photo), but Sharon... Something in her gub might just shut her up. Also, plastic or no plastic her mush isnae the worst. Mind, it's not a thread for bonnie chicks?
Parklife Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Hatchet-faced, no-voting boot Afterwards I'd make a swift exit and return none of her calls.
Ormond Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 Afterwards I'd make a swift exit and return none of her calls. Mind and let her know she was the worst ride you've ever had?
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