antidote Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Laura Brannan getting a wee bit tongue tied at 18 sec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jailender Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Not such a proud wee bonny lass after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 1 hour ago, aaid said: Not such a proud wee bonny lass after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Is that who she is? I can still mind an argument between her and scotzine about journalism years and years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Always an anticlimax one of those. Usually accompanied by a big splash of watter on yer arse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Toepoke said: Always an anticlimax one of those. Usually accompanied by a big splash of watter on yer arse... A ghost jobby you don't need tae wipe your erse and it's already disappeared roon the u bend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I thought this was going to be about the benefits of having young kids.... wet wipes! They're a revelation! Never again will I need 26 wipes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 1 hour ago, bonzo said: A ghost jobby you don't need tae wipe your erse and it's already disappeared roon the u bend We can't decide what constitutes "a ghosty"? Is it the one that disappears round the u-bend? the one that doesn't need wiped? or is it the 2 combined? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 8 hours ago, sbcmfc said: We can't decide what constitutes "a ghosty"? Is it the one that disappears round the u-bend? the one that doesn't need wiped? or is it the 2 combined? In ma hoose it was always nothing on the bog roll and nothing in the pan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Technically, daeing a shìte on the flair n wipin yer erse on a curtain would qualify as a ghost jobby then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, brant grebner said: Technically, daeing a shìte on the flair n wipin yer erse on a curtain would qualify as a ghost jobby then. That's just weird and disgusting. There is only one part of the human body that should be wiped on the curtains, and it's no yer arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, jock strap said: That's just weird and disgusting. There is only one part of the human body that should be wiped on the curtains, and it's no yer arse. I wonder if you have ever used a hotel room after brant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 (edited) Not sure I accept the physics that a jobby can make it round the U-bend on it's own steam. I think these are possibly not ghost jobbies but more phantom jobbies. Like a phantom pregnancy you feel like you have squeezed one out but when you look you have little of nothing to show for it, it was a phantom. Also there is no such thing as the perfect shite as you always have to wipe to know you dont have to wipe. Unless you put the unspoiled toilet paper back ready to use again next time and even then I am not sure that qualifies. Edited March 8, 2016 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 6 hours ago, thplinth said: Not sure I accept the physics that a jobby can make it round the U-bend on it's own steam. I think these are possibly not ghost jobbies but more phantom jobbies. Like a phantom pregnancy you feel like you have squeezed one out but when you look you have little of nothing to show for it, it was a phantom. How do you explain the plunk? ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 It's a phantom Jobbie, qualified by zero trace of Jobbie in either porcelain or paper, I've had one, Jarrow Docks bogs, 2012. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 On 3/8/2016 at 0:08 AM, sbcmfc said: I thought this was going to be about the benefits of having young kids.... wet wipes! They're a revelation! Never again will I need 26 wipes!!! Ahhh known as the "unwipeable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 On 8 March 2016 at 6:36 PM, bonzo said: How do you explain the plunk? ?? And the skoosh of freezing water hitting the brown eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Kirk said: Ahhh known as the "unwipeable" Electronic toilets over here have made the 'unwipable' a thing of the past, 10-15 seconds of warm water skooshed up there sorts all that out...The 'old way' is simply barbaric. Safe to say that I probably have the cleanest ringpiece on this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellyman Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 On 22/03/2016 at 7:06 AM, derekfaejapan said: Electronic toilets over here have made the 'unwipable' a thing of the past, 10-15 seconds of warm water skooshed up there sorts all that out...The 'old way' is simply barbaric. Safe to say that I probably have the cleanest ringpiece on this board I remember trying to work these out when i was over there in 2009, Did'nt know if to wash my face my arse or clean me teeth !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 42 minutes ago, wellyman said: I remember trying to work these out when i was over there in 2009, Did'nt know if to wash my face my arse or clean me teeth !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 On 22/03/2016 at 7:06 AM, derekfaejapan said: Electronic toilets over here have made the 'unwipable' a thing of the past, 10-15 seconds of warm water skooshed up there sorts all that out...The 'old way' is simply barbaric. Safe to say that I probably have the cleanest ringpiece on this board Music for your asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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