they've_been_suckered Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "At this moment in time" Used mainly to fill in the blanks of an otherwise boring piece of dialogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 it truly has been a game of two halves or the that ref had a bad one the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveyDenoon Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Referring to a player in the plural e.g. your Lampards, Rooneys, Gerrards etc. And teams. "The Chelseas, Arsenals and Manchester Uniteds of this world". As far as I know there's only one of each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Referring to a player in the plural e.g. your Lampards, Rooneys, Gerrards etc.I shout at the to when they do that. Also hate when they add esque on the end of random players, it was s great pass by xxxxx, almost Lampardesque GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 I shout at the to when they do that. Also hate when they add esque on the end of random players, it was s great pass by xxxxx, almost Lampardesque GTF. ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 EPL greatest league in the world.... err knaw if you were you would be winning the champions league every year steamers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 EPL greatest league in the world.... err knaw if you were you would be winning the champions league every year steamers. It certainly has it's admirers in Scotland anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Constant use of 'Y' after every player. i.e. Ormondy, Crieffy, Flora....eh, maybe naw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasMc1973 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 footy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 footyIf it's watched enough can you blame folk for using wanky English terms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 The 110% one does my tits in too. It's impossible ya dumb#### #####. Oh and, 'it's a game we would have lost last season' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watsoniansfan Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Let's start with "fitba". Don't get much wankier than that. The absolute worst though is pundits who refer to "the football club" every single time. I promise you, we know you're talking about football... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Ian Crocker's phrasebook for Old Firm games: "Clash of the titans" "Giants collide" "In this city, your either a Ger or a Celt" "Listen to this cauldron of noise" "You can feel the passion in the air" "This is going to be an absolute cracker" (result: Celtic 0 - Rangers 0) "OMFG, it's derby day in Glasgow people !" (proceeds to cum everywhere) Edited October 25, 2015 by ErsatzThistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 Anytime David Weir had someone's throat in his hands Liam McCleod(?) would come out with "David Weir taking on the role of senior statesman to ironing things out there" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet..... Park the bus!! Got to be the most annoying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet..... Park the bus!! Got to be the most annoying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangerinetartan Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 To big a club to go down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 To be fair the players don't pay any attention to all that [media chat, including this] - we just let our feet do the talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Wanky Fitba' Phrases *player name here* got pulled off at half time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 It was a real six pointer (no football team anywhere has ever won six points from a single match) It's a must-win game (anyone player or manager who doesn't think this about every game should fuc k off and get a job in Tesco) Running the channels (where exactly are the channels in a flat, wide-open field?) It's the three points that count at the end of the day (not if you're ten points off the pace with two games to play) He's the Argentinian Rooney/ He's the German Lampard/ He's the new Beckham (just FU C K OFF!!) The fans are the 12th man (plurals can't be singular unless you're talking about sheep) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrie21 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 when they say "the wee fellow has gambled there and made the most of the big man winning the flick on" eh no he's made a run off the ball like you're supposed to do. Andy Gray was particularly bad for saying this once he'd turned into a caricature of himself and just spent every game trying to give the sky hype department sound bytes to use in upcoming adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Gas Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "The football club" does my box in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Gas Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Ian Crocker's phrasebook for Old Firm games: "Clash of the titans" "Giants collide" "In this city, your either a Ger or a Celt" "Listen to this cauldron of noise" "You can feel the passion in the air" "This is going to be an absolute cracker" (result: Celtic 0 - Rangers 0) "OMFG, it's derby day in Glasgow people !" (proceeds to cum everywhere) "Only once (in so many games) has the team scoring first lost. That was when Chris Sutton scored after 18 seconds" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 "He's kept his powder dry" What the does that even mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "We go again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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