bonzo Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 People who wear see you jimmy wigs get right on my churlies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 7 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: The people who call papers something different using rhyme and slang The Scum The Daily Shart The Daily Fail The Daily Retard (these fuckers obviously have no sense of irony” Absolute weapons I'm not familiar with the last publication? But to add to your point, people (and you see A LOT of this on a certain club fansite) who can't refer to opposition clubs/players/stadia without throwing in some childish insult. Sceptic St Midden Hivs Swinecastle Martin O'Squel Gordon Strapon etc etc etc. Grow the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 52 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: I'm not familiar with the last publication? But to add to your point, people (and you see A LOT of this on a certain club fansite) who can't refer to opposition clubs/players/stadia without throwing in some childish insult. Sceptic St Midden Hivs Swinecastle Martin O'Squel Gordon Strapon etc etc etc. Grow the fuck up. See Gordon Strapon, is that another name for Wee Chicken Baws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 These arseholes who knowingly park on double yellow lines, go over the time limit, break the speed limit then have the audacity to criticise the traffic warden/speed authorities for dealing with them accordingly are beneath contempt IMO If you park illegally and/or break the speed limit then you deserve anything that comes your way as far as I’m concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 On 5/19/2018 at 7:05 PM, DoonTheSlope said: These arseholes who knowingly park on double yellow lines, go over the time limit, break the speed limit then have the audacity to criticise the traffic warden/speed authorities for dealing with them accordingly are beneath contempt IMO If you park illegally and/or break the speed limit then you deserve anything that comes your way as far as I’m concerned I agree to a point. Everyone speeds though, there’s good speeding and bad speeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) On 5/20/2018 at 4:05 AM, DoonTheSlope said: These arseholes who knowingly park on double yellow lines, go over the time limit, break the speed limit then have the audacity to criticise the traffic warden/speed authorities for dealing with them accordingly are beneath contempt IMO If you park illegally and/or break the speed limit then you deserve anything that comes your way as far as I’m concerned Aye. At the moment I drive a work car most days on a 70mph one lane road that regularly has traffic police waiting to catch you, despite this I’m regularly tailgated and then looked at when overtaken, even though I’m bang on the speed limit. we really need stickers on the back that say Work car! Edited May 23, 2018 by ParisInAKilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 41 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: Aye. At the moment I drive a work car most days on a 70mph one lane road that regularly has traffic police waiting to catch you, despite this I’m regularly tailgated and then looked at when overtaken, even though I’m bang on the speed limit. we really need stickers on the back that say Work car! A 70 mph one lane road, I didn’t know there was such a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: A 70 mph one lane road, I didn’t know there was such a thing? That should be a 2 lane road, one lane each side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: That should be a 2 lane road, one lane each side Not trying to be a smart arse, but presuming you’re not abroad I think 60mph is the highest limit on any single carriageway, I may be wrong though, there may be exceptions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 People who take piles of the sun in airports and put them in the bucket. Absolute wallipurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 5 hours ago, sbcmfc said: Not trying to be a smart arse, but presuming you’re not abroad I think 60mph is the highest limit on any single carriageway, I may be wrong though, there may be exceptions? I think PIAK is in Australia, though I too could be wrong . Or I might just be a creepy competent stalker 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I think PIAK is in Australia, though I too could be wrong . Or I might just be a creepy competent stalker 🙂 He was, I thought he’d come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 On 5/23/2018 at 2:06 PM, DoonTheSlope said: People who take piles of the sun in airports and put them in the bucket. Absolute wallipurs Twitter is full of scousers doing it enroute to Kiev. It’s nothing more than RT/like bait shite Complete and utter bawbaggery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 Chris Evans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 59 minutes ago, andreimack said: Chris Evans. Welcome back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 When you're aff a monday and some ass likker tells the gaffer you were pissed on sunday . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Folk who call in sick on a Monday - 1-2 times a month when you seen them on the piss on the Sunday night in the local pub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, euan2020 said: Folk who call in sick on a Monday - 1-2 times a month when you seen them on the piss on the Sunday night in the local pub When some fucker in the work is off at least twice a week for the 18months and nothing seems to be done then you get told when you go back on crutches that your getting reported to HR for going over the company policy absence allowance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, DoonTheSlope said: When some fucker in the work is off at least twice a week for the 18months and nothing seems to be done then you get told when you go back on crutches that your getting reported to HR for going over the company policy absence allowance I used to maintain the absence record when i worked in Royal Bank in our breanch - each staff member used to have 1 sheet which gave opportunity to self declare 4 absences & self certify (think could self certify up to 7 days ) 1 bird was onto her 3-4th sheet & every reason mainly was "ladies problems" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 People who say ''if you have any shifts going let me know'' and when you need shift cover and ask them and they say ''oh sorry can't do it but if shifts become available keep me in my mind'' especially sleepovers, and you are left to do it after being at work all day get right on my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 10 hours ago, Larky Masher said: Welcome back. Cheers Larky, how’s life treating you mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde1998 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 52 minutes ago, Clyde1998 said: A guy at work loves that programme. I have never seen it so cant comment but I was talking to him about some war documentary I had seen , he told me I watch shite and that he doesnt watch anything that ‘goes back the way’ 🙄 Maybe he has the right idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 9 hours ago, andreimack said: Cheers Larky, how’s life treating you mate? Still waiting for the glorious revival apart from that everything is fine, well apart from this board which is in a death spiral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Larky Masher said: Still waiting for the glorious revival apart from that everything is fine, well apart from this board which is in a death spiral. Yeah I’d read the Tamb was dead on Facebook so popped in to read the Thanks for the Mammories Thread, I see it's still around though, new owners? Did Ally and Susan sign it over to someone or is it all top secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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