Rolling hIlls Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 As next week comes to an end and 5 and 20 comes around. We remember a lot of bad things and bad people in this world. But as we remember the good we should remember the great. Remember Rabbie Burns. Starter for 10. What is your favourite song/poem ? Mines is Afton Water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 It’s a load of shite Wee sleekit timmerin’ beastie b’fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlish Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 WFAANW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Got my Burns certificate for singing this in front of a couple of hundred folk in primary 6. Was feckin bricking it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Tam o' Shanter, the greatest story ever told. I've even got the last verse tattooed on my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Toepoke said: Got my Burns certificate for singing this in front of a couple of hundred folk in primary 6. Was feckin bricking it! Apologies I was totally steaming last night. It was this that I sang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 Greatest genius Scotland has ever had. We have had many. Burns tops the lot. England can keep Shakespeare and Wales should be proud of Thomas. But Burns is Abin them a'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weekevie04 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Fareweel to a' our Scottish fame, Fareweel our ancient glory! Fareweel ev'n to the Scottish name. Sae famed in martial story! Now Sark rins over Salway sands, An' Tweed rins to the ocean, To mark where England's province stands -- O, would, or I had seen the day That Treason thus could sell us, My auld grey head had lien in clay Wi' Bruce and loyal Wallace! But pith and power, till my last hour I'll mak this declaration :- 'We're bought and sold for English gold'-- Such a parcel of rogues in a nation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Hard to top this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 A nod to the Hamilton pub where I had my first pint o' heavy and my first malt: Go, fetch to me a pint o' wine, And fill it in a silver tassie; That I may drink before I go, A service to my bonie lassie. (My Bonie Mary.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Rabbie Burns was going home from the pub one night sees a young couple up an alleyway so he and stands and watches. The police arrive and say “Rabbie, you’ll need to go to court and testify as a witness” The judge calls him and asks what he seen. “I seen two folk shaggin your honour” “You can’t use that sort of language in court” cried the judge “Ok then your honour I was coming back from Brigadoon When I saw twa people lying doon Her skirt was high His erse was bare His cock was in aboot her pubic hair His baws were swinging to and fro So if that’s no shaggin then I don’t know” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) Theresa MayVerified account @theresa_may Celebrating a Scottish and British cultural icon, one of the finest poets in any language, at the #BurnsNight reception in Downing Street Look at the fucking QUISLINGS Edited January 25, 2019 by Ally Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 The Twa Dogs' satire on social affairs and the state of the nation When up they gat an' shook their lugs, Rejoic'd they were na men but dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 To internet posters everywhere: O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Big Doddie Weir eh ? Scottish legend with his tartan suits etc ? A fucking embarrassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Wid that no gie you the boak Tory bastards hope they choked on the fucking haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Pumped in Ayr, by Ayr, on burns night. He can fuck right off. 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted January 26, 2019 Author Share Posted January 26, 2019 52 minutes ago, Jim Beem said: Pumped in Ayr, by Ayr, on burns night. He can fuck right off. 😡 Who???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46914287 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted January 26, 2019 Author Share Posted January 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Toepoke said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46914287 I still don't get it. I started a post about Scotland's Bard on Burns birthday. Now there are cryptic messages telling folk to fuck off etc. about an Ayr game. I am doing a couple of recitals tomorrow at a Burns Supper and looking forward to it. The response on this board to one of our national hero's speaks for itself. Burns, would understand. Scotty would not comment on such a man though. Burns died on the same day as pope pious Scotty. Bet you didn't know that pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Jim Beem said: Pumped in Ayr, by Ayr, on burns night. He can fuck right off. 😡 There’s only one Burns in Ayrshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 20 hours ago, Ally Bongo said: Big Doddie Weir eh ? Scottish legend with his tartan suits etc ? A fucking embarrassment Give it a rest eh ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Mitre said: Give it a rest eh ffs Fuck off yourself Uncle Tam Edited January 27, 2019 by Ally Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 The guy is dying of Motor Neurone disease yet you feel the need to chip in eh McGlashan. You're an absolute rid neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Mitre said: The guy is dying of Motor Neurone disease yet you feel the need to chip in eh McGlashan. You're an absolute rid neck. What has his unfortunate disease got to do with him strolling about Westminster with his colonial masters and other Quisling Scottish Tories dressed in a Tartan suit ya fucking dick - particularly in the current political climate when Scotland is being shafted by the very same people he is being patronised by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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