Angus_Young Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) 11 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: There was someone singing a song on the way to Portugal last October I can't remember most off it but the whole plane was pushing themselves it went: do do do do do do do do to the land where beer and whisky flows i was drunk last night i was drunk the night before and we're all in the salvation army Heard a variation of that too. 'Well I was drunk last night, and i was drunk the night before Gonna get drunk tonight like I've never been drunk before. It's glorious victorious.' Completely idiotic, but always got a cheer Edited August 13, 2016 by Angus_Young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Man Utd had variations of this that made me chuckle when I first heard them. Man Utd Park, park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your own country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house Liverpool responded with Dirk Kuyt, Wherever you may be, You smoke dope in your home country. But it could be worse, You could be Manc, Asking your sister up for a w**k! Edited August 13, 2016 by Angus_Young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 these auld ditties always work a charm. In your Gorgie slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat you find a dead rat and you think its a treat, In your Gorgie slums. You are a weegie, a smelly weegie, You're only happy on giro day, Your mums a stealer, Your dads a dealer, Please dont take my hubcaps away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Peter Pawlett baby !!!!!! ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Couple of Northern Ireland ones that are heard at games. Away in a Manger - David Healy song one about George McCartney retiring from International football because he didn't like flying: i know a man, I know a man, an Ulsterman, an Ulsterman, who does not like , who does not like the aeroplanes, George McCartney super George Mcartney, George McCartneys scared of aeroplanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I remember a song we used to have about Iffy Onuora (to the tune of Robin Hood) which started with the line "Big Black Iffy, Big Black Iffy, running down the wing". I don't want banning so I'll skip the rest. In the early 80s our biggest local rivals were Barnsley & we had (tune of the Birdie Song): "He's only a poor little miner, His face is all tattered and torn, He made me feel sick, So I hit him with a brick, And now he won't sing any more" We had a really weird one, the words I've partly forgotten but along the lines of: "My uncles a pervert, my aunty's got pox. My sister's an 'ooker on Hartlepool docks. My brother's in borstal, my mother's gone mad. And Jack the Ripper's my dad, nah, nah, nah...." In the Cowshed at our old ground, we had: "Bertie Mee said to Don Revie, 'Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?', Revie said 'No, I don't think so, but I've heard of the Cowshed Boot Boys" They don't write em like they used to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu101 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) On 12/08/2016 at 0:00 AM, stocky said: Ireally liked the Christian Dailly one we used to sing...... '' u are the love of my life, id let you shag my wife..''' also some of the Posh Spice Slapper ones used to make me chukkle................ Posh Spice is a slapper She wears a wonderbra and when she sleeps with Beckham She thinks of Ginola Everything about that is pure 1990's Edited August 13, 2016 by Stu101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 8 hours ago, Angus_Young said: Man Utd had variations of this that made me chuckle when I first heard them. Man Utd Park, park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your own country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house Liverpool responded with Dirk Kuyt, Wherever you may be, You smoke dope in your home country. But it could be worse, You could be Manc, Asking your sister up for a w**k! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLAS Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 7 hours ago, Huddersfield said: "He's just a poor little teuchter, His face is all tattered and torn, He made me feel sick, So I hit him with a brick, And now he won't sing any more" "Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly, 'Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?', Shanks said 'No, I don't think so, but I've heard of the Firhill Shed Boys" With the changes, they still get an airing at Partick Thistle games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Motherwells unique take on the "by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" Oh I've been a muff diver many a year, I spent all my money on muff diving gear, a snorkel, some flippers, an oxygen tank, If I can't have a muff dive I'll just have a w@nk, and it's Motherwell, Motherwell FC...... Edited August 13, 2016 by sbcmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) City fans about Tevez Youll never shag a sexy burd tevez tevez, youll nevee shag a sexy burd tevez tevez, you argie twat you ugly c@nt your heads sewn on from back to front, carlos tevez herman munster head Edited August 15, 2016 by Kirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Kirk said: City fans about Tevez Youll never shag a sexy burd tevez tevez, youll nevee shag a sexy burd tevez tevez, you argie twat you ugly c@nt your heads sewn on from back to front, carlos tevez herman munster head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 27 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Im sure there was a new version once he signed for them appologising for their nasty words or something haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Kirk said: Im sure there was a new version once he signed for them appologising for their nasty words or something haha 'We used to have a song for you, Tevez, Tevez, But now you've gone from red to blue, Tevez, Tevez. We're sorry for the hurtful words, I bet you shagged a load of birds, Carlos Tevez, City til' he dies Edited August 15, 2016 by Glasgowmancity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Glasgowmancity said: 'We used to have a song for you, Tevez, Tevez, But now you've gone from red to blue, Tevez, Tevez. We're sorry for the hurtful words, I bet you shagged a load of birds, Carlos Tevez, City til' he dies ?? Thats the one, couldnt be bothered looking for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow jock Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Celtic fans singing to Aberdeen fans at Pittodrie just a couple days after the Indyref "No voting shitebags, you're only no voting shitebags, noooooo voting shitebags..... Obviously a load of nonsense - but It did sound funny as feck at the time. *** Obviously could've been sang to Hearts / Hibs as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazziessc Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Adam Johnston verdict coming up on SSN while in the Dubliner before the game in prague. Q the whole boozer pointing at the TV while singing the paedophile song made me laugh. Timing of it was absolutely perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mitre Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 http://m.fanchants.com/media/chants/full/download/niall-quinns-disco-pants-fanchants-free.mp3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 hour ago, glasgow jock said: Celtic fans singing to Aberdeen fans at Pittodrie just a couple days after the Indyref "No voting shitebags, you're only no voting shitebags, noooooo voting shitebags..... Obviously a load of nonsense - but It did sound funny as feck at the time. *** Obviously could've been sang to Hearts / Hibs as well They evidently forgot about the large amount of ex-Celtic players who signed the "we think the union is pure great by ra way" open letter .............. Frank McGarvey and Tony Watt support independence though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, ErsatzThistle said: Frank McGarvey Interesting thread to bring him up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilser Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Reminds me of this (to the tune of 'We'll travel along, singing a song, side by side') Celtic came into some money They bought Frank McGarvey, it's funny But you've got to be frank McGarvey's a whank Whank, whank, whank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewolf_1980 Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 (edited) "Ohhhh shitey shitey. Shitey shitey shitey shitey Galloway". Edited August 16, 2016 by thewolf_1980 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Ones named Ronald Ones named Frank One plays for Barca The other ones a whank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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