andymac Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 9 hours ago, ErsatzThistle said: On the first point no I'm not gay but I am one of many millions of heterosexuals who support gay rights and think society still has a long way to go. On the second point, considering the content of many of your old posts, then yes, I think you probably would care. You seem very hostile to a lot of different groups and minorities. Jings, what a tangent. Read the other posts before you engage your mouth (fingers) in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Paisley Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 The adverts that really rip my knitting are the ones that currently advertise laxatives or diorrehea prevention tablets. All you see in these adverts is some wifie sashaying her way out the door to work with a carefree expression on one's face. These are a bit of a fraud in terms of properly advertising their product range, as you don't exactly see some hairy-arsed bloke on the throne with a copy of the Daily Sport to see if said products are actually effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 As waynetta slob once said I'm avin a fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 On 23/05/2016 at 9:49 AM, Orraloon said: Payback for ripping poor foxes to bits C'mon the Foxes. Beagles are very rarely used to hunt foxes - rabbits and small game yes - but hardly ever foxes If it is used for foxhunts it will be used to drive the fox to huntsmen with guns or other dogs Its no quick enough to drive a fox underground The larger and similar looking foxhound is the dog of choice For any doubt - i am on the side of the fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: Its no quick enough to drive a fox underground Lazy fukers. If they didnae smoke 60 a day they might be able to keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewolf_1980 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 On 23 May 2016 at 9:22 AM, MacWalka said: Sort of true. Bangkok is the capital, it's just not actually called Bangkok. The real name of the city is somewhat overly long so everyone just calls it Bangkok. Bangkok isn't the capital; it's on another site entirely (albeit just over the river). https://www.into-asia.com/bangkok/introduction/fullname.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 15 minutes ago, thewolf_1980 said: Bangkok isn't the capital; it's on another site entirely (albeit just over the river). https://www.into-asia.com/bangkok/introduction/fullname.php Have you just been on honeymoon there or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 On 22/05/2016 at 11:13 PM, ErsatzThistle said: Fag lab ? Really ? In the 21st Century, you think that's appropriate ? Do you have a problem with gay people ? it is still quite common to refer to ciggies as fags. I think it is on the cusp though - probably the same stage as when Mrs Slocombe was referring to her pussy......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacWalka Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 9 hours ago, thewolf_1980 said: Bangkok isn't the capital; it's on another site entirely (albeit just over the river). https://www.into-asia.com/bangkok/introduction/fullname.php Ah OK. I knew about the Krung Thep and the really long version of it but had thought that it was just Bangkok renamed, I hadn't appreciated that it was a different site completely. Although these days both sites have converged in one city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 On Wednesday, May 25, 2016 at 1:55 PM, King Of Paisley said: The adverts that really rip my knitting are the ones that currently advertise laxatives or diorrehea prevention tablets. All you see in these adverts is some wifie sashaying her way out the door to work with a carefree expression on one's face. These are a bit of a fraud in terms of properly advertising their product range, as you don't exactly see some hairy-arsed bloke on the throne with a copy of the Daily Sport to see if said products are actually effective. I was watching Countdown about a month back with few days off from work when saw an advert for Senokot. Hadn't has a shit in three days and struggling to bend so thought that was the stuff for me. Next day, I thought I had an 8 letter bute but couldn't hang about for Sussie Dent to verify it as couldn't stop shitting. Luckily I got back just in time to catch an imodium based advert and bought a dose. Consequently I didn't have a shit for three days. I'm now locked in a cycle addicted to both. Even the Tesco driver is smirking at me when he delivers my weekly three kilo bananas, prune juice and ten rolls of Bounty. I can't help having a schizophrenic arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, ThistleWhistle said: I was watching Countdown about a month back with few days off from work when saw an advert for Senokot. Hadn't has a shit in three days and struggling to bend so thought that was the stuff for me. Next day, I thought I had an 8 letter bute but couldn't hang about for Sussie Dent to verify it as couldn't stop shitting. Luckily I got back just in time to catch an imodium based advert and bought a dose. Consequently I didn't have a shit for three days. I'm now locked in a cycle addicted to both. Even the Tesco driver is smirking at me when he delivers my weekly three kilo bananas, prune juice and ten rolls of Bounty. I can't help having a schizophrenic arse! Hopefully you'll see a good nappy advert soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 13 hours ago, fringo said: Hopefully you'll see a good nappy advert soon. Stop pampering him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 On 25/05/2016 at 7:49 PM, Orraloon said: Lazy fukers. If they didnae smoke 60 a day they might be able to keep up. ? On 25/05/2016 at 11:27 PM, andymac said: Have you just been on honeymoon there or something? He hasnt mentioned it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistle do nicely Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Just saw a paddy power ad in ireland with scottish "celebs" ripping off vindaloo. The jist is they dont care about the euros and are going to bet england to lose. Deep fried mars bars crankies the lot. Kilty showing his bum with come on ireland pants. F*CK OFF YOU C*NTS!!!! AAARRRRGGHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistle do nicely Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Beat by 6 mins, didn't see the new thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTaz Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 On 24/05/2016 at 0:09 AM, ErsatzThistle said: On the first point no I'm not gay but I am one of many millions of heterosexuals who support gay rights and think society still has a long way to go. On the second point, considering the content of many of your old posts, then yes, I think you probably would care. You seem very hostile to a lot of different groups and minorities. Again , why would I care ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTaz Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 On 25/05/2016 at 8:53 AM, Flora MaDonald said: The British Army had the highest proportion of gays in any military. Really / I assume you can verify that ? In 30 years I encountered less than half a dozen ............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 2 hours ago, MacTaz said: Think Flora could be on to something Mac Taz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTaz Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 10 hours ago, Och Aye said: 13 hours ago, MacTaz said: Think Flora could be on to something Mac Taz Hahaha Aye , we did a version of that on a Drill course once .....didnae go down too well . Hey ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Not so much irritating, but creepy. That Funding Circle advert with the baby in a cot mouthing to an Alice Cooper song. Wtf , it is absolutely horrible . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 6 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Not so much irritating, but creepy. That Funding Circle advert with the baby in a cot mouthing to an Alice Cooper song. Wtf , it is absolutely horrible . The Amazon one really annoys me, in particular the "We have targets" and "Donna's cakes" women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 25 minutes ago, aaid said: "Donna's cakes" women. A Dick Van Dyke for sure (not that there is anything wrong with that) but yes such an irritating voice. Derek and the over 50 plan with the ads on TV with Parky The Direct line call centre staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Ally Bongo said: A Dick Van Dyke for sure (not that there is anything wrong with that) but yes such an irritating voice. Derek and the over 50 plan with the ads on TV with Parky The Direct line call centre staff June the nosy neighbour from the Funeral plan is another one for the watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, aaid said: June the nosy neighbour from the Funeral plan is another one for the watching. "Are you off hiking" ? after seeing Derek looking out his conservatory with his free gift Binoculars ? Edited March 5, 2020 by Ally Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 FFS I thought MacTaz had risen from the dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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