TDYER63 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 18 minutes ago, chaff said: He was annoyed I turned him to take his picture, he was watching TV quite happily beforehand School boy error Chaff. First rule of elf n happiness is dont disturb them during The Grinch. And dont be traipsing him round B&Q either . Just by chance i have a wee lady sitting on the shelf, maybe she could cheer him up 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, AlfieMoon said: I’m very disappointed that I missed this thread last year which is miraculous given everyone was sitting in the hoose with nothing else to do. 😂 I do love a Christmas tree! 😬 Thankfully, I still have a photo of my effort from last year which can give a further boost to @TDYER63’s Christmas cheer. This year my tree is likely remaining in the box as I’m at the burd’s hoose. So I may next post her effort by means of competition. 😂 I am overcome with emotion at all these trees. There really is a santa afterall 😁 Its beautiful and I love the ‘special effects’ ! Get yer burds tree up as well. This might be the first ever His n Hers tree posting 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: School boy error Chaff. First rule of elf n happiness is dont disturb them during The Grinch. And dont be traipsing him round B&Q either . Just by chance i have a wee lady sitting on the shelf, maybe she could cheer him up 😁 He's asking for 📷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertsscot Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Got the keys to our new home today having sold up in 'Mad BoJoland' four months ago and living a fairly nomadic life ever since. Our removal company was going to bring everything up from storage on December 22 so a Christmas tree was looking like it might not happen this year. But they rang this morning and are going to get up here a week earlier so the tree is definitely back on the agenda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, Hertsscot said: Got the keys to our new home today having sold up in 'Mad BoJoland' four months ago and living a fairly nomadic life ever since. Our removal company was going to bring everything up from storage on December 22 so a Christmas tree was looking like it might not happen this year. But they rang this morning and are going to get up here a week earlier so the tree is definitely back on the agenda! Ye back home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 14 hours ago, Hertsscot said: Got the keys to our new home today having sold up in 'Mad BoJoland' four months ago and living a fairly nomadic life ever since. Our removal company was going to bring everything up from storage on December 22 so a Christmas tree was looking like it might not happen this year. But they rang this morning and are going to get up here a week earlier so the tree is definitely back on the agenda! Congratulations on your excellent lifestyle choice ! 😁 I hope you enjoy being back in Bonnie Scotland. Look forward to seeing your Christmas tree, make sure that is the first box to be unpacked ! 🎄🎅🧑🎄🏴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 14 hours ago, chaff said: He's asking for 📷 😂 she’s awfy shy, she has been on that shelf for years , she has another suitor but he cannot get close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 New star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 15 hours ago, chaff said: New star Its as bright as the North Star . Lets hope you dont get any pregnant women turning up at the door looking for a room . Mr Elf looks like he may have had a bit too much Christmas spirit. I cant have my wee lady dating a bevvy merchant 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 6 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Its as bright as the North Star . Lets hope you dont get any pregnant women turning up at the door looking for a room . Mr Elf looks like he may have had a bit too much Christmas spirit. I cant have my wee lady dating a bevvy merchant 😁 He was on tinder, he's got a new lumber, she's not as frigid as your lady elf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 3 hours ago, chaff said: He was on tinder, he's got a new lumber, she's not as frigid as your lady elf 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 🎼 Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree ! How Lovely are thy branches 🎼 Urgh https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/12/14/africa/christmas-tree-snake-scli-intl/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 On 12/11/2021 at 10:38 PM, TDYER63 said: 😂😂 I picked things up wrong, it was grinder. 2nd date in and they're on the brockmans gin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 15 hours ago, chaff said: I picked things up wrong, it was grinder. 2nd date in and they're on the brockmans gin. 😁 Least he waited till the second date to get his partner legless . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TDYER63 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 44 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: Wow , a new entry and its another cracker ! Like Chaff’s tree , it lights up the space beautifully. Thanks Fairbairn for showing your tree, unlike the Ebenezer Scrooges on here . I also have to say you have a very clean house. Did Mrs F have you polishing up that floor before you took the pic ? You are putting me to shame I had better up my standards before Mr Tidy trades me in for a wummin that actually is tidy 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redz Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 2 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Wow , a new entry and its another cracker ! Like Chaff’s tree , it lights up the space beautifully. Thanks Fairbairn for showing your tree, unlike the Ebenezer Scrooges on here . I also have to say you have a very clean house. Did Mrs F have you polishing up that floor before you took the pic ? You are putting me to shame I had better up my standards before Mr Tidy trades me in for a wummin that actually is tidy 😁 All I could think of was how many penalties he had watched Rangers get on that tv 🙄😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, Redz said: All I could think of was how many penalties he had watched Rangers get on that tv 🙄😂 Ah'm thinkin' he watches them over and over again on that VCR under the telly 😬 <--(VCR mouthed emoji) Geek alert... I've got one under mine 'cause it looks cool (?). It's no longer plugged in, but wish it was so I could re-watch my kids' The Trap Door voiced by Willie Rushton. ...apologies Tidy. This thread was getting interesting with the snake too 🥴 ...mind you picture Willie Rushton in a red suit and black wellys, and almost back on topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, Grim Jim said: Ah'm thinkin' he watches them over and over again on that VCR under the telly 😬 <--(VCR mouthed emoji) Geek alert... I've got one under mine 'cause it looks cool (?). It's no longer plugged in, but wish it was so I could re-watch my kids' The Trap Door voiced by Willie Rushton. ...apologies Tidy. This thread was getting interesting with the snake too 🥴 ...mind you picture Willie Rushton in a red suit and black wellys, and almost back on topic! Trap door was great and Rushton helped found private eye as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, phart said: Trap door was great and Rushton helped found private eye as well! Right, there is probably a SCART lead up the loft 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Just found this FAN MADE vid. Not watched more that 1 min, so could be shite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Sorry, went awry after 6 mins and I soon gave up 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 10 hours ago, Grim Jim said: Ah'm thinkin' he watches them over and over again on that VCR under the telly 😬 <--(VCR mouthed emoji) Geek alert... I've got one under mine 'cause it looks cool (?). It's no longer plugged in, but wish it was so I could re-watch my kids' The Trap Door voiced by Willie Rushton. ...apologies Tidy. This thread was getting interesting with the snake too 🥴 ...mind you picture Willie Rushton in a red suit and black wellys, and almost back on topic! 😂😂 cheeky bassa, the snake was the top news story of the day under a ‘ Christmas tree news’ google search. I need to keep this thread going and it was either that or another picture of my xmas decorations. The story could have been improved if 2 gin sodden elves had snared the snake with the help of a frigid spinster 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 11 hours ago, Redz said: All I could think of was how many penalties he had watched Rangers get on that tv 🙄😂 😂 I think the glass table must be new as there is no way it would have survived the last 10 years in one piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 A few things to cover off here! It will come as no surprise that the cleanliness of the floor is purely down to Mrs F, I can take no credit for that! The VCR is also her responsibility! There's a apparently some fitness video she's got that she really likes that she can't find on DVD or online so the VCR is kept for that reason. Given that the actual workout is witnessed less often than a refused penalty claim at Ibrox I've been campaigning for it to be retired for some time now but it's falling on deaf ears! And lastly we got the table when we moved in so about 7 years ago! I do watch most of my football in the kitchen though (where we have another tree but no photos of that one!) so that may explain it's longevity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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