Orraloon Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 15 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Sorry Fringo. The Elf and safety department banned frogs . Jumped the gun there a bit, did you not? The Immigration Act 2019, banning the freedom of movement, doesn't come into force until until the 31st of December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Orraloon said: Jumped the gun there a bit, did you not? The Immigration Act 2019, banning the freedom of movement, doesn't come into force until until the 31st of December. Blatant froggism if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 22 minutes ago, fringo said: Blatant froggism if you ask me I think there is a clause in the Hate Crime Bill that will put an end to all that nonsense. Tidy will be the first conviction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Happy Christmas to you all from Lower Kilmacolm (Port Glasgow) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 16, 2020 Author Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, fringo said: Blatant froggism if you ask me Better watch what you're saying you might get your bawz toad. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 😂😂 how dare you have all this hilarity in my absence. Wonder why Orraloon is so happy , someone must have finally invited him for Christmas dinner. Just as well you managed to negotiate an increase in emoticons @fringo else I would have used up a daily supply on one page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 29 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Happy Christmas to you all from Lower Kilmacolm (Port Glasgow) Love the ‘mood’ lighting the tree gives Lairdy 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 36 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Love the ‘mood’ lighting the tree gives Lairdy 👍 It's just the Port ambiance.💖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Love the ‘mood’ lighting the tree gives Lairdy 👍 To paraphrase Tidy, I think those cables to the tree could be an "Elf and Safety hazard". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, fringo said: To paraphrase Tidy, I think those cables to the tree could be an "Elf and Safety hazard". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 50 minutes ago, fringo said: To paraphrase Tidy, I think those cables to the tree could be an "Elf and Safety hazard". 😂😂 I never even noticed them. Its like a picture from those elf and safety compliance modules at work. ‘SPOT ALL THE HIDDEN DANGERS !!!’ The wee toys and the rug are potential trip hazards too 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, fringo said: To paraphrase Tidy, I think those cables to the tree could be an "Elf and Safety hazard". 2 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 😂😂 I never even noticed them. Its like a picture from those elf and safety compliance modules at work. ‘SPOT ALL THE HIDDEN DANGERS !!!’ The wee toys and the rug are potential trip hazards too 😁 After careful consideration i arranged a risk assessment and sought elf and safety advice and have been advised to remove the danger or i will be banned from putting a tree up next year.🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: After careful consideration i arranged a risk assessment and sought elf and safety advice and have been advised to remove the danger or i will be banned from putting a tree up next year.🤢 And/or have to all wear hard hats and luminous, high viz, vests around the Christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: After careful consideration i arranged a risk assessment and sought elf and safety advice and have been advised to remove the danger or i will be banned from putting a tree up next year.🤢 5 minutes ago, fringo said: And/or have to all wear hard hats and luminous, high viz, vests around the Christmas tree. And bend your knees to lift the box of decorations NOT YOUR BACK ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 Elf and safety ma erse, who remembers these?😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, bonzo said: Elf and safety ma erse, who remembers these?😆 Flash back. I got grounded for using my mums metal coat hangers to make this. Simon Groome has a lot to answer for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Flash back. I got grounded for using my mums metal coat hangers to make this. Simon Groome has a lot to answer for. Could of been worse you could have used wooden ones 🔥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 22, 2020 Author Share Posted December 22, 2020 Getting into the Christmas spirit noo 🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Christmas tree and decorations are now down ☹️ I always hate this time of year but it is even worse this year with Covid and this Brexit shit. Only consolation is a much smaller credit card bill than normal as I was able to pay cash for some presents from the money I had saved doing heehaw for 9 months. And as if life isnt depressing enough I have just purchased one of these for my bad back. Just the pillow, unfortunately the legs dont come with it. Roll on spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted January 3, 2021 Author Share Posted January 3, 2021 Same, tree came down yesterday, back to work tomorrow and the weather is no longer festive it's just cold. December we usually have 3 wee trips away but obviously all hit on the head. Hardly spent any money at all 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Tree was down on the 27th I think it was. Xmas was over, no need for it, had my 30something birthday to celebrate instead of Xmas 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, bonzo said: Same, tree came down yesterday, back to work tomorrow and the weather is no longer festive it's just cold. December we usually have 3 wee trips away but obviously all hit on the head. Hardly spent any money at all 😊 I have been drinking every night for about 2 weeks as there is so little to do. I will get the shock of my life tomorrow night when I am back on the wagon. Well, on the wagon until Thursday that is 😁 I am quite enjoying this cold dry weather but there are only so many walks you can do. It’s no the same when the pub isnt at the end of them . Hopefully you will be able to get some trips away in a few months, before Mrs B blows all the dosh on a jacuzzi for the garden 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 33 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Tree was down on the 27th I think it was. Xmas was over, no need for it, had my 30something birthday to celebrate instead of Xmas 😂 27th ? Wtf kind of tradition is that ? I can understand it if it was yer weans birthday but 30 something? Mr Tidy would be buried in a hole in the garden with the tree planted on top of him if he took the tree down before New Year . What did you get , a new fitba to match your trainers ? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: 27th ? Wtf kind of tradition is that ? I can understand it if it was yer weans birthday but 30 something? Mr Tidy would be buried in a hole in the garden with the tree planted on top of him if he took the tree down before New Year . What did you get , a new fitba to match your trainers ? 😁 Nope, I got more trainers and a jumper to go with them 😀 Anyway, the tree doesn’t have any purpose after Xmas, we can’t even be arsed putting the lights on. I need to buy a plug that my speaker will switch them on for this year, save a bit of effort. Edited January 3, 2021 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted January 3, 2021 Author Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: Hopefully you will be able to get some trips away in a few months, before Mrs B blows all the dosh on a jacuzzi for the garden 😁 Wheesht, our boss got a jacuzzi just before Christmas and the company are doing interest free credit, so she has mentioned it 😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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