Ormond Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 2 hours ago, euan2020 said: nasal and ear hair see this on folk - including my brother I started suffering badly with that in my twenties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Squirrelhumper said: My family have had an Italian Business in Saltcoats for over 100 years and I wouldn't say that's racist in the slightest! Interesting that going to the Tally van is seen as less offensive than going to the Chinky cairry oot or the Paki shop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Toepoke said: Interesting that going to the Tally van is seen as less offensive than going to the Chinky cairry oot or the Paki shop... I'd argue that if the words aren't used in derogatory context they aren't racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Squirrelhumper said: My family have had an Italian Business in Saltcoats for over 100 years and I wouldn't say that's racist in the slightest! My mother in law was Italian and she didn't think it was racist either but in the modern world there are a horde of arseholes just itching to be offended on someone else's behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Larky Masher said: My mother in law was Italian and she didn't think it was racist either but in the modern world there are a horde of arseholes just itching to be offended on someone else's behalf. You know you're getting old when you make posts like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 56 minutes ago, Toepoke said: Interesting that going to the Tally van is seen as less offensive than going to the Chinky cairry oot or the Paki shop... There was a stage years ago when every Monday my work would be horrendous so I'd often not finish till 6 or 7 so I'd just pop in for a Chinese on the way home One night I'm waiting and Wee Jimmy the owner (I don't think that was his real name) was working away organising deliveries or whatever and he says to me "you like a chinky on Monday don't you boss!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 7 hours ago, euan2020 said: nasal and ear hair see this on folk - including my brother Where did you get that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 15 minutes ago, bonzo said: Where did you get that? The hair or his brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockodile Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 you feared the Hibs Scottish cup win might not happen in your lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, jockodile said: you feared the Hibs Scottish cup win might not happen in your lifetime. The mere fact that you begin to see yourself in the context of having a finite 'lifetime' suggests you are getting old. Next thing is you actually get out a calculator to work out how much your pension will pay you every month in retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 1 hour ago, killiefaetheferry said: The mere fact that you begin to see yourself in the context of having a finite 'lifetime' suggests you are getting old. Next thing is you actually get out a calculator to work out how much your pension will pay you every month in retirement. When you calculate how much of your life has passed , versus how much you are likely to have left. Reckon I am two thirds of the way there. If I give up drinking . Now. 🙁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 When you struggle to get your head round the fact this was 17 years ago tonight. Our bus broke down leaving Dens that night and some of us more youthful patrons got a lift down the road on the team bus If this has been scored the Ee Pee Hell it would still be getting rammed down wur throats to this very day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 8 hours ago, killiefaetheferry said: The mere fact that you begin to see yourself in the context of having a finite 'lifetime' suggests you are getting old. Next thing is you actually get out a calculator to work out how much your pension will pay you every month in retirement. Pension? What the fvck is a pension? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 38 minutes ago, Ormond said: Pension? What the fvck is a pension? Anybody under the age of 40 will never live long enough to get one anyway. 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 When you've been out last night and still need to sit doon for a pish at the back of 8 at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 My wife of 10 years, despite having sex already this month, misreads the contortions in my face as orgasmic ecstasy rather than a cocktail of pain and confusion as cramp struck 3, possibly 4, of my toes at the point the ejaculate was alighting Thistle Express from Love Town. She even praised my stuttering technique and now wants a repeat that I am not entirely sure how to accomplish without the aid of a tazering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 35 minutes ago, ThistleWhistle said: My wife of 10 years, despite having sex already this month, misreads the contortions in my face as orgasmic ecstasy rather than a cocktail of pain and confusion as cramp struck 3, possibly 4, of my toes at the point the ejaculate was alighting Thistle Express from Love Town. She even praised my stuttering technique and now wants a repeat that I am not entirely sure how to accomplish without the aid of a tazering. Try not using your toes for sex for the rest of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Having to scroll down 3 or 4 times when sticking your birth year in on an online form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockodile Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 You remember when owning double tape deck ghetto blaster that allowed cassette piracy was the epitome of being edgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 When you get up in the middle of the night for a pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: When you get up in the middle of the night for a pee I've done that since I was 3. Probably longer but that's as far back as I can remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 10/11/2017 at 5:09 AM, DoonTheSlope said: When you get up in the middle of the night for a pee You really need to start worrying when you don't get up in the middle of the night for a pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Huddersfield said: You really need to start worrying when you don't get up in the middle of the night for a pee. Especially if you have an electric blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 When your old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Tried to tell a new player at 7s tonight that there was no pass back rule, then realised he was young enough that he wouldn’t really know what I meant, as that’s just the rules... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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