mariokempes56 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Orraloon said: I bet she disnae have to lie on a trolley waiting for 6 hours legs akimbo. They are breeding faster than rabbits. Have they never heard of contraception? How ? Do they send a mini-me with vaseline up to help ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 From Newsthump.. Daily Express wanks itself dry as Princess Diana's grandson is born on Saint George's Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 They've done f.uck all to me, good luck to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 That big wullie has to keep the royal blood lines by pumping that lassie Kate daft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, mariokempes56 said: From Newsthump.. Daily Express wanks itself dry as Princess Diana's grandson is born on Saint George's Day They fecked up a bit on the name front there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Be funny if this one is brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 48 minutes ago, Jim Beem said: Be funny if this one is brown At £ 6k a night for the maternity suite she can probably choose any colour she wants . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 4 hours ago, dan cake said: They've done f.uck all to me, good luck to them True, but I’d take a punt that they’ve no done you any favours either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Jim Beem said: Be funny if this one is brown On that note, I wonder if Harry’s dad will be at the waddin’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ormond Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 11 hours ago, mariokempes56 said: From Newsthump.. Daily Express wanks itself dry as Princess Diana's grandson is born on Saint George's Day Let's hope they don't call the kid Nigel or there’ll be rivers of spunk around the Express offices for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 11 hours ago, mariokempes56 said: From Newsthump.. Daily Express wanks itself dry as Princess Diana's grandson is born on Saint George's Day. While William was magically born on the Summer solstice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Scotty CTA said: While William was magically born on the Summer solstice. Here we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Here we go, Here we go, Here we go... 'Arthur' the odds on name. ("The once and future king.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Where's the Paris tunnel.when ye need it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Scotty CTA said: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go... 'Arthur' the odds on name. ("The once and future king.") The runners and riders are mounted and they're off. clean start for everyone except for Common Sense who won't leave the stalls and doesn't look interested. It's Numerology for Dummies, followed by Conspiracy Allowed, followed by Bold Prediction with You're a Fecking Mentalist tucked in behind the leaders, followed by Hitachi Video Recorder the II and then the field. Over the first and You're a Fucking Mentalist unseats his rider, the loose horse is guided down the escape track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 33 minutes ago, Kirk said: Where's the Paris tunnel.when ye need it Us 'commoners' didn't need the Paris Tunnel... the elite did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Over the second and Bold Prediction jumps onto the lead, the other leaders maintain their positions. Halfway down the field Lucky Guess remains in contention closely shadowed by It's All Foretold. Near the back End of the world is trapped against the rails by Big Bang and Gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 My Gran is convinced Diana was assassinated. Think on the other side though, they never asked to be Royal's your whole life planned out for you. I'd fucking hate it, it'smy worst nightmare being tied to a routine not of my choosing. As usual a stewart lee song will help everyone understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Round the first turn and an amazing move by Flat as Earth, he appears out of nowhere pops up over the horizon and now challenging the leaders, although both rider and horse look a bit confused as if they're not quite sure which planet they're not on, they could disappear as quick as they arrived I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, phart said: My Gran is convinced Diana was assassinated. Think on the other side though, they never asked to be Royal's your whole life planned out for you. I'd fucking hate it, it'smy worst nightmare being tied to a routine not of my choosing. As usual a stewart lee song will help everyone understand. I have no doubt she was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Kirk said: I have no doubt she was A dated a lassie a few years ago and she asked me to treat her like a Princess. So I took her to Paris and smashed her head off the wall of a tunnel. *stolen from a poster on here. Some of us will know who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 The NHS is falling to bits, the number of families, many who are working families in need of food banks are going through the roof, genuinely disabled and terminally ill people are getting benefits cut and pensioners are too scared to burn a bar on the fire because they won’t be able to eat if they do, but I’m supposed to be over moon because some posh twat gave his missus a quick knee trembler nine months ago and as a result have produced another little scrounging cunt that will never work a day in his life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Kirk said: I have no doubt she was And the play by play commentator just chipped his tooth on the mic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ormond said: A dated a lassie a few years ago and she asked me to treat her like a Princess. So I took her to Paris and smashed her head off the wall of a tunnel. *stolen from a poster on here. Some of us will know who. The poor wummin was washing her hair at the time. I think she was washing her hair anyway, their was head and shoulders found on the dashboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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