CraigieBrown Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 (edited) I was at Wembley 1999 when we humped them 1-0. My burd at the time was French and came to the game. We got to the the stairs (lots of them) at the twin towers in the Scotland section. Suddenly a group of maybe 200+ hoolies charged towards us. I told my lass to stand behind a policeman and asked him to keep her safe. He agreed so I just stood there and shouted "who are you" at the wonkers that were attacking us. I hope they sort it out more efficiently in November. Edited July 16, 2016 by CraigieBrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Bonny 78 hacked your account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 1 hour ago, CraigieBrown said: I was at Wembley 1999 when we humped them 1-0. My burd at the time was French and came to the game. We got to the the stairs (lots of them) at the twin towers in the Scotland section. Suddenly a group of maybe 200+ hoolies charged towards us. I told my lass to stand behind a policeman and asked him to keep her safe. He agreed so I just stood there and shouted "who are you" at the wonkers that were attacking us. I hope they sort it out more efficiently in November. Did ye, aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Should you not have been doing the team talk Craig? Maybe that's why we played so well?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest allyc Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 (edited) All I smell is bull shit.... Edited July 16, 2016 by allyc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 1 hour ago, allyc said: All I smell is bull shit.... I think it's true, I am sure I saw a photo of it in the Sunday sport along side the photo of a spitfire on the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radian Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Pub today?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discodave581984 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 (edited) I was at Wembley in 2013. My pal at the time was Scottish and he came to the game. We got to the pubs (lots of them) and got wrecked. When we got to the stadium I remember looking up and a horde of angry England shirt wearing Stormtroopers attacking us with flame throwers and then, from nowhere, a ninja star struck me in my spine. As I turned to see who was attacking from behind I said to my pal to stand behind the giant green gopher for protection. Turned out we had been followed from the pub by a team of barmen who were really undercover ninjas who were spying on the English Stormtroopers since the year 1543 and had been biding there time for this precise moment. Did I mention the mushrooms? I stood there and shouted "Who are you". I hope it's sorted out more efficiently in November. Edited July 17, 2016 by Discodave581984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Discodave581984 said: I was at Wembley in 2013. My pal at the time was Scottish and he came to the game. We got to the pubs (lots of them) and got wrecked. When we got to the stadium I remember looking up and a horde of angry England shirt wearing Stormtroopers attacking us with flame throwers and then, from nowhere, a ninja star struck me in my spine. As I turned to see who was attacking from behind I said to my pal to stand behind the giant green gopher for protection. Turned out we had been followed from the pub by a team of barmen who were really undercover ninjas who were spying on the English Stormtroopers since the year 1543 and had been biding there time for this precise moment. Did I mention the mushrooms? I stood there and shouted "Who are you". I hope it's sorted out more efficiently in November. Why is your pal no longer Scottish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 23 minutes ago, deecie said: Why is your pal no longer Scottish? He voted No... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 MillHam Heidwhackers chased us all over. Their notorious leader Danny " pwopa norty " Dyer led the charge. I was later told that Mungo from the pure mad mental Shadwell Army was his 2 i/c. Some American hooly started blowing bubbles at me. It was proper on top. He kept shouting they could see F. Still don't know what that was. I told them all to jog on as these colours don't run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Why would anyone take their French girlfriend to the football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heid Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Remember it well, Shadwell fans I seem to remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, Alan said: Why would anyone take their French girlfriend to the football? Probably to see the game or get the pies at half time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 (edited) Anyone else apprehensive about this fixture for non-football reasons? Edited July 17, 2016 by Barney Rubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mox Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 54 minutes ago, Barney Rubble said: Anyone else apprehensive about this fixture for non-football reasons? Nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 15 hours ago, Barney Rubble said: Anyone else apprehensive about this fixture for non-football reasons? Yeah, I am. The beer prices in central London are extortionate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmac1 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 15 hours ago, Barney Rubble said: Anyone else apprehensive about this fixture for non-football reasons? Yeah hotels and beer are expensive and I'm a cheap skate. Proper palpitations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 On 16/07/2016 at 1:51 PM, Ormond said: Bonny 78 hacked your account? On 17/07/2016 at 10:19 AM, Discodave581984 said: I was at Wembley in 2013. My pal at the time was Scottish and he came to the game. We got to the pubs (lots of them) and got wrecked. When we got to the stadium I remember looking up and a horde of angry England shirt wearing Stormtroopers attacking us with flame throwers and then, from nowhere, a ninja star struck me in my spine. As I turned to see who was attacking from behind I said to my pal to stand behind the giant green gopher for protection. Turned out we had been followed from the pub by a team of barmen who were really undercover ninjas who were spying on the English Stormtroopers since the year 1543 and had been biding there time for this precise moment. Did I mention the mushrooms? I stood there and shouted "Who are you". I hope it's sorted out more efficiently in November. I think this is made up.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasMc1973 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 On 7/17/2016 at 2:05 PM, jock strap said: MillHam Heidwhackers chased us all over. Their notorious leader Danny " pwopa norty " Dyer led the charge. I was later told that Mungo from the pure mad mental Shadwell Army was his 2 i/c. Some American hooly started blowing bubbles at me. It was proper on top. He kept shouting they could see F. Still don't know what that was. I told them all to jog on as these colours don't run. It was Gumbo, Mungo was from blazing saddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Mongo was blazing saddles not mungo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonny78 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 On 7/16/2016 at 1:51 PM, Ormond said: Bonny 78 hacked your account? haha . not me. i would have hid behind a police woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceudmilefailte Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I was at the game and got an empty train back to central station, was anybody else on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Aye a wiz on the roof, train surfed aw the way back tae glesga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) 10 hours ago, JasMc1973 said: It was Gumbo, Mungo was from blazing saddles Sausage fingers at it again "I f*****g love you Gumbo " Edited July 20, 2016 by jock strap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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