I was at Wembley in 2013. My pal at the time was Scottish and he came to the game. We got to the pubs (lots of them) and got wrecked. When we got to the stadium I remember looking up and a horde of angry England shirt wearing Stormtroopers attacking us with flame throwers and then, from nowhere, a ninja star struck me in my spine. As I turned to see who was attacking from behind I said to my pal to stand behind the giant green gopher for protection. Turned out we had been followed from the pub by a team of barmen who were really undercover ninjas who were spying on the English Stormtroopers since the year 1543 and had been biding there time for this precise moment.
Did I mention the mushrooms?
I stood there and shouted "Who are you".
I hope it's sorted out more efficiently in November.