fringo Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, macy37 said: “Epic”... Facebook has been full of whanky phrases since Tuesday. Stafe safe peeps encapsulates it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Help for heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 Id like to add 'Dunkirk spirit,' just fuck right off ya bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I just heard the worst wanky phrase..... Baecation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 "Jeff and the boys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Brexiteers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Left wing scum Right wing scum Far left Far right They are merely people with a different opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Jim Beem said: Brexiteers Hard Brexit and soft Brexit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Stay safe is still appearing.....these fucking snowflakes still think the place is on high alert!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 "due to today's inclement weather..." Nothing wrong with the phrase as such, but the way it's used to cover anything from a few drops of rain or flakes of snow being used as an excuse for a train delay or an excuse for telling off passengers, right through to snowmageddon, when they may as well admit the line's knackered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 It might have been covered before, but "Why is that even a thing?" does my head in. I saw a link to a FB post the other day, along the lines of "kids getting shot for just going to school - why is that even a thing?" I was torn between trying to decide if she had posed one of the great philosophical questions of our age, or was simply a brain-dead like-chasing prat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Huddersfield said: It might have been covered before, but "Why is that even a thing?" does my head in. I saw a link to a FB post the other day, along the lines of "kids getting shot for just going to school - why is that even a thing?" I was torn between trying to decide if she had posed one of the great philosophical questions of our age, or was simply a brain-dead like-chasing prat. I’ve nothing against the phrase, but probably more apt for describing frivolous nonsense, like bizarre food combinations or Crocs rather than a school shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 On 3/2/2018 at 10:56 AM, Fairbairn said: "First Responders". When did that become a thing? 22 hours ago, Huddersfield said: It might have been covered before, but "Why is that even a thing?" does my head in. I saw a link to a FB post the other day, along the lines of "kids getting shot for just going to school - why is that even a thing?" I was torn between trying to decide if she had posed one of the great philosophical questions of our age, or was simply a brain-dead like-chasing prat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) People signing off texts, tweets and Facebook posts with "As you were" Edited March 6, 2018 by DoonTheSlope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Allah ahkbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 6 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: People signing off texts, tweets and Facebook posts with "As you were" “ rant over “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Taig, Hun bastard.... *Killiefaetheferry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 From todays shitefest, sorry work meeting. Bit ticket item, easy win, tick boxing and forward planning. Just as well im not American, Id be right off to Walmart for an assault weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, kumnio said: From todays shitefest, sorry work meeting. Bit ticket item, easy win, tick boxing and forward planning. Just as well im not American, Id be right off to Walmart for an assault weapon. Heard these often in the last few years sadly. Some of these are so routine now I barely blink an eyelid. BTW, is it not "big" ticket item ? How about another one - "let's make sure we're all on the same flight path" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, fringo said: Heard these often in the last few years sadly. Some of these are so routine now I barely blink an eyelid. BTW, is it not "big" ticket item ? How about another one - "let's make sure we're all on the same flight path" ? Yes it’s big ticket item. Along with ‘ big ticket player’ . Usually said by someone who is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 hours ago, kumnio said: From todays shitefest, sorry work meeting. Bit ticket item, easy win, tick boxing and forward planning. Just as well im not American, Id be right off to Walmart for an assault weapon. Were you at the same meeting as me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: Were you at the same meeting as me? Probably happening in thousands of meetings around Scotland/UK today full of people ticking the boxes and brown nosing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 "Do you have any plans for St Patrick's Day" Well considering I'm not a fucking Irishman and the fact it's a Sunday and I'll be up at 4 next morning I'll be spending it doing exactly the same as I do every other working night of the year. Fuck All Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, fringo said: Heard these often in the last few years sadly. Some of these are so routine now I barely blink an eyelid. BTW, is it not "big" ticket item ? How about another one - "let's make sure we're all on the same flight path" ? Yep, its meant to be big ticket item, sad times that I cant spell a three letter word. Can I add, buying into the company ethos, team management and synergy. Just fuck off and pay my salary, thats all I care about ya pricks. Edited March 7, 2018 by kumnio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 minute ago, kumnio said: Yep, its meant to be big ticket item, sad times that I cant spell a three letter word. That's a "TLW" in wanky board room speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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