McDange Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 When the graduate at work doesn't know who Paul Daniels & Debbie McGhee are... When you start "planning" your hangovers. When the starlet actresses you used to enjoy watching online now appear under the "MILF" category Remembering old message board threads that talk about feeling old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockodile Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Some folks who get straight into their life comfort zones are 'old' at 18, people who continue learning well into their 80s or 90s are'young'throughout their whole lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 When you get excited about a night in with some good cheese and fine wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm trying to walking football on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 And you can't string a sentence together that makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 And you can't string a sentence together that makes sense. Never been a strong point but in my defence I shouldn't be posting this early but wife's grand prix fixation has me up a she's watching qualifying in Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Definitely the involuntary sounds I make when I sit down or stand up and the fact that I'm 50 next year is scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I had a medical recently and was amazed to find I was in A1 condition. Considering the bevy and fags I've consumed over the years, I couldn't believe it. 41, but always told I look considerably younger (another miracle considering the life I've led!). Thank Christ I've got a full head of hair - losing my mane terrifies me. Back doing my weights again, and now beginning to see / feel the benefits. The main one for me is seeing a good looking girl in her early twenties, but fancying her maw more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertsscot Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 When I started to like olives. When I prefered going out for breakfast on a Saturday morning rather then out drinking on a Friday night. When we go round to friends house for dinner rather than out for dinner. When my drink choice moved from lager, vodka and jack Daniels to ale, red wine and whiskey. But mostly the olives. I am 32. Thats not growing old it's just maturing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I prefer to think of the positives getting older has brought me. Patience Tolerance Self confidence Being able to stand up for myself Having a boyfriend 8 years younger than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I prefer to think of the positives getting older has brought me. Patience Tolerance Self confidence Being able to stand up for myself Having a boyfriend 8 years younger than me That makes your mannie 13 - cannae be right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 That makes your mannie 13 - cannae be right Smooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannannan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Gently but permenantly downhill from50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 46. Got wee thread veins in my legs, on yhe inside just above the knee. Not many but hate them. Also legs get achy now and again, which I believe relates to the veins. Also have these red spots appearing on my chest, like blood blisters. They're not unsightly, but would rather they weren't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Last Tuesday night when ignoring my wife's sexual advances wasn't working I ended up faking my orgasm so I could get back to my book. Getting the wrong end of the stick in conversations too - on turning out the night light the Mrs rolled over to ask how it was so I answered that previous reviews were a bit generous but I was going to give my mate Dave from work a shot to see what he thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Looking back on this thread I seem to have arrested or reversed some of the issues through gym and diet... I'm faster than I've been for years and my team won the league for the first time this summer... I no longer creak when getting out of chairs... but by Christ do I need my sleep in the evenings and my alcohol tolerance has dropped off a cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 When I heard Christian Dailly described as a veteran. I am more or less the same shape i was 20 years ago but am 20 kgs heavier and don't know where most of it is. I was very physically active then, amatuer boxing, cycling, swimming, running and playing football you name it. Now it's all a bit more sedate, harder to recover and flexibilty has gone to shit since I stopped yoga. I'm 48 and it's shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Also had brain scans in the last few years for leaking aneurysm and stroke. Large memory loss and a shot to shit short term memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Also had brain scans in the last few years for leaking aneurysm and stroke. Large memory loss and a shot to shit short term memory. If like me, your ability to take in information is greatly reduced and you need to read something three or four times before it registers (and then disappears over the course of an hour). You should get a brain scan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Osteoarthritis in my feet has meant a slow down on the fitba playing front, feckin agony at times. Had to take a trimmer to ear hair the other day, which upset me far more than it should have Still ride a motorbike but need to finally concede that the sportsbike riding position is killing me and look at changing to a tourer with a more relaxed position. Hearing's getting ropey so had to invest in a soundbar for the telly. Still have a good full head of hair and I've been told I look 10 years younger than my 42 years so not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Hairy ears forgot aboot them.no a hair on ma heid but it now sprouts oot ma lugs eyebrows cun go pretty mental in aw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 When you hear about the latest boyband/girl group and can accurately predict their shelf life and what will happen to them over the course of the next 3 years. My bank just added a "retirement tools" to my home banking screen without me asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 My bank just added a "retirement tools" to my home banking screen without me asking for it. Oooft, a right kick in the baws that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Last Tuesday night when ignoring my wife's sexual advances wasn't working I ended up faking my orgasm so I could get back to my book. Getting the wrong end of the stick in conversations too - on turning out the night light the Mrs rolled over to ask how it was so I answered that previous reviews were a bit generous but I was going to give my mate Dave from work a shot to see what he thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I have a solution, amigos. Drop your maw / faither / anyone, off at the Church, and you'll feel (look) aboot 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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