vanderark14 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Muted celebrations when a player scores against his old club or boyhood heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Patrice Evra and his stupid videos on social media Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 On 17/03/2018 at 10:28 AM, DoonTheSlope said: Kids without any alcohol or gambling sponsorship on them. Supposedly it would encourage youngsters to take an interest and makes drinking and gambling look more attractive. What a load of utter shite When I was wee I never once wore my Hibs top and begged my parents to buy me a six-pack of Carlsberg, much the same way I never once wore my 94-96 candy stripe away top asked for a Calor gas heater!! Despite owning several Motherwell tops, I’ve never bought a car from Ian Skelly, flown with Zoom Airlines or pawned my PlayStation at Cash Converters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: Despite owning several Motherwell tops, I’ve never bought a car from Ian Skelly, flown with Zoom Airlines or pawned my PlayStation at Cash Converters. Which probably explains why all of those businesses no longer exist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 31 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: Which probably explains why all of those businesses no longer exist!! He's lucky Motherwell still exist. Or. maybe not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: Which probably explains why all of those businesses no longer exist!! 15 minutes ago, Orraloon said: He's lucky Motherwell still exist. Or. maybe not? You’ve kind of stolen my thunder, was going to point out I’d never even owned a Rangers top. Edited March 20, 2018 by sbcmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 12 hours ago, vanderark14 said: Patrice Evra and his stupid videos on social media I saw this the other day. Some pish in the bath with rubber ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Ormond said: I saw this the other day. Some pish in the bath with rubber ducks. Stupidly repeating “I love this game” is irritating hes like a French Joey Barton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 On 17/03/2018 at 10:28 AM, DoonTheSlope said: Kids without any alcohol or gambling sponsorship on them. Supposedly it would encourage youngsters to take an interest and makes drinking and gambling look more attractive. What a load of utter shite When I was wee I never once wore my Hibs top and begged my parents to buy me a six-pack of Carlsberg, much the same way I never once wore my 94-96 candy stripe away top asked for a Calor gas heater!! On reflection I wish I hadn’t asked my parents for some McBean Protective clothing for my 13th birthday. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 The feeling of doom when you are in a rush and are waiting for a pump to become free at the petrol station, hoping the drivers filling up in your queue are paying at the pump. Please please please let them pay at the pump. Nope, off they saunter to the shop, never to be seen again. What do folk do in that wee shop ? They eventually reappear with that look like they have forgotten where their car is, even though there are only about 9 pumps. They then stroll slowly to their car , oblivious that there is a queue stretching all the way to the next petrol station. Sometimes they walk round the car having a wee look at their tyres. Then, when are satisfied that the tyres are fine they eventually get in the car and rummage around on the drivers seat , or the back seat, before finally pulling on their seatbelt. Then they decide to adjust their rear view mirrror , despite the fact they had only filled up with petrol and the mirror was in the exact same position as before they came to get petrol. Why the fook does it need adjusted. No prizes for guessing where I have just been. 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 On 22/01/2018 at 10:39 PM, DoonTheSlope said: People who say they don't support a club team, they only support Scotland. These fuckers are for the watching Defo. Weirdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said: Defo. Weirdos 😂 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 32 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: The feeling of doom when you are in a rush and are waiting for a pump ..... Thought you were going somewhere else with that .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, ger intae them said: Thought you were going somewhere else with that .......... 🙂 you should have seen my first draft, I sounded like Chubby Brown. I tried to avoid using the word ‘ pump’ but my vocabulary isnt large enough. Anyway, I have calmed down a bit now 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, ger intae them said: Thought you were going somewhere else with that .......... Especially when the pump dribbles a little diesel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Manky stuff. Yer hands smell for hours and yer feet skite aff the pedals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 People that serve you in McDonalds, Burger King and KFC etc Easiest way to confuse a fast food worker: Customer - 2 hamburgers and 1 chips please Worker - Is that a meal? erm erm erm Fucking useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 On 28/03/2018 at 5:17 PM, TDYER63 said: The feeling of doom when you are in a rush and are waiting for a pump Genuinely shocked when I read these words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 2 hours ago, andymac said: Genuinely shocked when I read these words. 🙄 that is the most disingenuous thing you have ever said to me, have you no got a pavlova to whip or a cat that needs taken a walk ? Anyway, nice to see you back and thanks for giving me an inlet to my current moan of the day. Folk who do their weekly banking at the cashpoint, digging out card after card to transfer £ 2.50 between accounts. Then transfer it back again . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Those little bastards that constantly scream and kick the back of your seat on public transport, particularly on aeroplanes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Cunts that can’t spell Auld Scots correctly. Words like Heid spelt heed. Dreich spelt dreech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Ewen Cameron. The biggest lickspittling cunt on TV/Radio Paid £9.50 for a hamburger in some fancy chefs restaurant and complained about it on Twitter. Now the chefs replied and Ewen Cameron is doing some amount of arse rimming He deserves everything he gets purely based on the fact he paid £9.50 for a burger Complete and utter arse licking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFootSoldier Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Cookie policies, seem to always be clicking agree or disagree to these, can I not just set something that marks my pc as always agree or disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Fucking morons who think anything that fucking wrestling cunt The Rock is in is decent tele viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Girl power. Is it no’ aboot time that these daft tarts started shagging some other kind of ned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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