thplinth Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) You are all dreadfully uncouth. It is breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper (this being a late evening repast). Edit tea is a hot drink Savages. Edited October 27, 2015 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Unfortunately living in Canada ( US lite...)you get inundated with wanky phrases Awesome has lost its meaning ; to the point that something quite mundane can be described as awesome ; coffee etc ( caawfee ) Rock my world etc I miss the effect of the word "twat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 In addition ; lame ass Ned Flanders like phrases commonly used Should've , Would've , Could've Who knew Gong show ( to describe a balls up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Unfortunately living in Canada ( US lite...)you get inundated with wanky phrases Awesome has lost its meaning ; to the point that something quite mundane can be described as awesome ; coffee etc ( caawfee ) Rock my world etc I miss the effect of the word "twat" Can you be more 'Pacific'...(also tw*ts on message boards who do'...'for effect - 'I'll get my coat'...).Rapid edit: I didn't notice your use of '...', which is perfectly acceptable and was refering to one of my own on another thread. Tw*tted. Edited October 27, 2015 by Mash it up Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Maybe no quite a "wanky phrase" and i know it shouldnt wind me up, but "not actual game footage" in adverts for computer games. The whole point of an advert for a game is to show you what you can do in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 In addition ; lame ass Ned Flanders like phrases commonly used Should've , Would've , Could've Who knew Gong show ( to describe a balls up) In reading that back realise had slipped into my own net with use of term lame ass which is normal over here ; but expect comes over as a bit In mitigation 9 years here now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "Helicopter View" "In Real Terms" "Footsoldier" (makes me cringe that one) East Stand (naw it's the feckin Celtic end for us auld C*nts) West Stand (naw it's the feckin Rangers end for us auld C*nts) "Ditto" (was good in the movie Ghost, but not in general conversation) Oooft. Agreed with just about everything on this thread until I read two of yours. Celtic end and Rangers end my arse. I suspect that I'm every bit as auld as you, but it's the east and west stands!!! In fact I'd put Rangers end and Celtic end on my list of annoying phrases. Anyway, my offering is the classic Davie Provanism "vey decent", as in "that was a very decent cross". Get yersel tae feck Davie. Doesn't he realise he's basically saying that cross was absolutely alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 can get back to you when l touch base hate that wan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelieve!!! Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Team Leader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 It's not a phrase but people that dae that quotation thing with their fingers I would like tae put them in this wankfest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShedTA Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 The worst one for me at the moment is "reach out". As in I am going to reach out to others on this...just means speak to or get in touch. Gets right on my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Unfortunately living in Canada ( US lite...)you get inundated with wanky phrases Awesome has lost its meaning ; to the point that something quite mundane can be described as awesome ; coffee etc ( caawfee ) I'm in a unique position where all of my friends here and including my wife are speaking like me instead of me picking up their words. Two big sayings that are common now in my local pubs and my house are the word and the term for sake. Also, pubs are pubs now and not bars. Most people realise they are doing it now and stare at me when they know where they have picked it up from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Gets right on my tits. This is what my wife has a lot of folk saying at her work now after picking it up from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 i...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 You/These/Those etc guys Piece of kit Community centre buildings now termed as "hubs" Tech Footie Movies at the cinema. Fella Hospital patients and the like being referred to as stakeholders Flag it up Loads more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm in a unique position where all of my friends here and including my wife are speaking like me instead of me picking up their words. Two big sayings that are common now in my local pubs and my house are the word and the term for sake. Also, pubs are pubs now and not bars. Most people realise they are doing it now and stare at me when they know where they have picked it up from. Pretty sure that they are all also regularly using : 'coo', 'tractor', fermer', 'ploughed field', and '####in Saints'. Pure speculation on my part, admittedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbernauldJag Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Saying season instead of series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm in a unique position where all of my friends here and including my wife are speaking like me instead of me picking up their words. Two big sayings that are common now in my local pubs and my house are the word and the term for sake. Also, pubs are pubs now and not bars. Most people realise they are doing it now and stare at me when they know where they have picked it up from. It's usually just the c word in hushed tonesLike dropping a fricking f bomb man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 these whanks who quote statistics "since the start of the premiership". your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Paisley Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 People who use the phrase 'challenged' when describing someone Like 'follically challenged'. They're bald!!!!! Or 'fiscally challenged'. Where I come from, they are bloody well skint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Am just replying to the office pumpkin carving contest e-mail at the moment I am going to demand a neep to cater for my own national traditions I may also bring in a burning effigy a few days later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 OMG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 It's usually just the c word in hushed tones Like dropping a fricking f bomb man It wasn't even that two years ago. But now on a Saturday night it's not uncommon to hear friends of mine going the whole hog and saying it outright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 OMG.Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "niggah" I inadvertently watched a fight on you tube between a bunch of fat white Americans in a garage... They were all calling each other "niggahs" while knocking out of each other. Maybe it is the end of times after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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