irnbruman Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Watching this game live - was hoping for a decent game between two north-east of England teams - however its being spoiled by the grating voice that is Phil Neville. He was fooking hopeless during the World Cup but the BBC are persisting with the most boring, bland useless fooking summariser ever. Doing my bloody head in. Why cant the producer see sense or does he have ear plugs in and cant hear the twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendricks Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Edited December 5, 2014 by Hendricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Could be worse - Michael Owen anyone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRBear Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 And Blyth have just won it in the 90th minute some game. Neville is a nob right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Could be worse - Michael Owen anyone...Absolutely. His monotone drone would ruin the viewing of any football match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philip_OATN Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I have to stick up for my fellow Phil.... I don't think he is as bad as he is made out to be (although personally I only have the sound on the telly for the crowd atmosphere....anything that is said by the commentators goes in one ear and creates a white noise inside my cranium). I often hope for the day when we can have the choice to mute the commentary and just have the noise of the crowd and the managers blinding and effing. Also, can I add my own selection for pointless summarisers/commentators with annoying voices and/or opinions: Mark Bright (camper than a row of Lawrensons) Michael "special subject the bleedin' obvious" Owen Garth "if I pretend to be urbane and intelligent I might get a job with the BBC" Crooks Juliette Ferrington (if you wish to protect your new Bose speakers, turn them down before she has one of her orgasmic shrieks during a match report) Mary Poppins (aka Alan Shearer) Stan Collymore (uber annoying) Jacqui Oatley (see Juilette Ferrington) As you can see, I don't discriminate on who I think is pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I also find ian wright very irritating. The new jimmy hill ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 you would have thought the bbc had learned by there mistakes given his brutal commentary at the world cup then again it is the bbc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I also find ian wright very irritating. The new jimmy hill ? Wright's a weird one. My cousin's (other) cousin works in television down south said that he's always found Ian Wright when he's off camera to be a really nice down to earth guy, that's always having a laugh and joke with everyone and happy to sign autographs or talk about football. However when Wright's on camera he just completely changes and adopts this arrogant, "what you talkin' about you fackin muppet" loud mouth persona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kps022000 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Wright's a weird one. My cousin's (other) cousin works in television down south said that he's always found Ian Wright when he's off camera to be a really nice down to earth guy, that's always having a laugh and joke with everyone and happy to sign autographs or talk about football. However when Wright's on camera he just completely changes and adopts this arrogant, "what you talkin' about you fackin muppet" loud mouth persona. I have had the misfortune to drink in the same pub as him a couple of times. His loud, look at me, attention seeking twatery TV persona is the exact same as his off camera persona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Both Nevilles and Michael Owen are just fkin awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Wright's a weird one. My cousin's (other) cousin works in television down south said that he's always found Ian Wright when he's off camera to be a really nice down to earth guy, that's always having a laugh and joke with everyone and happy to sign autographs or talk about football. However when Wright's on camera he just completely changes and adopts this arrogant, "what you talkin' about you fackin muppet" loud mouth persona. Comes across as thick as fk. Cannae suffer him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Watching this game live - was hoping for a decent game between two north-east of England teams - however its being spoiled by the grating voice that is Phil Neville. He was fooking hopeless during the World Cup but the BBC are persisting with the most boring, bland useless fooking summariser ever. Doing my bloody head in. Why cant the producer see sense or does he have ear plugs in and cant hear the twat. Do you actually like anything or anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BremnerLorimerGray Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Danny Murphy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) Do you actually like anything or anyone? I like Gordon Strachan , Alex Salmond, Jeff Stelling, Dan Walker who presents some of the BBC football is good. I like real ales , donner kebabs and a cheeky wee Chablis. But c'mon Phil Neville is absolutely fooking rank at co-commentary. Edited December 9, 2014 by irnbruman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I also find ian wright very irritating. The new jimmy hill ? Jimmy Hill was a broadcasting colossus.... ...compared with Ian Wright anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Cutler Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Liam Mcleod and Craig Paterson are both awful commentators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Liam Mcleod and Craig Paterson are both awful commentators. aye your right pal that Liam mcleod is torture as with is co commentator Paterson canny listen tae them absolutely brutal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow jock Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Football pundits in general (especially Sky) Jamie "Thick As Fck" Rednapp Alan McInally Paul Merson Etc Etc Etc Quite happy to listen to Matt Le Tiss & Souness though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I actually quite like Carragher and Neville together. If you can tune out the whineyness of their voices they actually talk a good game and play off each other quite well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YORKIE PAM Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Both Nevilles and Michael Owen are just fkin awful. Absolutely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) Football pundits in general (especially Sky) Jamie "Thick As Fck" Rednapp Alan McInally Paul Merson Etc Etc Etc Quite happy to listen to Matt Le Tiss & Souness though. Agree with you there. Le Tissier and Sounness are ok. Redknapp, McInally and Merson (who sounds like he's having an orgasm sometimes) are a trio of complete thickos who should be working in McDonalds together with Derek Johnstone, John Brown and Barry Ferguson. Also that flower pot Nicholas goes without saying (I'm told he's back on the Scotland bandwagon now that we're improving), and that glaikit looking "don't go Scotland" bunny rabbit Ian Rush. Gary Neville, Danny Murphy, Niall Quinn, Dietmar Hamann, Gordon McQueen, Pat Nevin (in small doses) and Michael Stewart (something I thought I'd never say) are alright. Of the BBC Scotland journalists Richard Gordon and Tom English are quite good. Cannae stand Jonathan Sutherland, if the latter isn't a massive Rangers fan I'll eat a plate of my own hair. From England, Henry Winter and Martin Samuel are a pair of pompous bastards who probably vote UKIP. Also that completely humourless guy with Stalin's moustache, Nick Collins, who's sole purpose is to report on the England team (even if their not playing for four months) for Sky should be retired. Edited December 9, 2014 by ErsatzThistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow jock Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Agree with you there. Le Tissier and Sounness are ok. Redknapp, McInally and Merson (who sounds like he's having an orgasm sometimes) are a trio of complete thickos who should be working in McDonalds together with Derek Johnstone, John Brown and Barry Ferguson. Also that flower pot Nicholas goes without saying (I'm told he's back on the Scotland bandwagon now that we're improving), and that glaikit looking "don't go Scotland" bunny rabbit Ian Rush. Gary Neville, Danny Murphy, Niall Quinn, Dietmar Hamann, Gordon McQueen, Pat Nevin (in small doses) and Michael Stewart (something I thought I'd never say) are alright. Of the BBC Scotland journalists Richard Gordon and Tom English are quite good. Cannae stand Jonathan Sutherland, if the latter isn't a massive Rangers fan I'll eat a plate of my own hair. From England, Henry Winter and Martin Samuel are a pair of pompous bastards who probably vote UKIP. Also that completely humourless guy with Stalin's moustache, Nick Collins, who's sole purpose is to report on the England team (even if their not playing for four months) for Sky should be retired. Agree 100% - mind don't hold back too much in future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Both Nevilles and Michael Owen are just fkin awful. Ahem. 2 of them are Man United legends. The other one played better at Everton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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