Boynze Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Agreed wholeheartedly. People choose to have the pleasure of kids. Nobody would choose to have a disability. To any parasites who moan about having to walk a few extra steps with their kids, try spending a day in a wheelchair. Disabled spaces a no no- they are a necessity. Parent and child - a luxury. Easy solution, put all the p& c spaces at the far end of car parks ,then we will see how essential they are to the Chelsea tractor driving types, and those with baby on board stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartanhibee Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 People who crowd round train doors and won't let you off before getting on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 People on buses with kids who say 'Shaniqua, will you sit down and shut up', then don't make them sit down and shut up. Kids swearing on buses after everyone's had a day at work. Jakies talking so loud on bus that the driver can hear them. People using the outside of the merge lane. People with UKOK car stickers. People that say 'So?' in a dismissive way when you tell them something. Being polite foesn't cost anything, even if I am talking pish. People (it seems to be mostly women) on mobile phones when driving. Is it life and death? No, well you're making it so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 People who constantly go on about the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthTam Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Easy solution, put all the p& c spaces at the far end of car parks ,then we will see how essential they are to the Chelsea tractor driving types, and those with baby on board stickers. No. That where I park so nae bassa hits my car when they cannot drive/open doors properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) No. That where I park so nae bassa hits my car when they cannot drive/open doors properly. I hate door dings! Although occasionally you'll find someone will still insist on parking right next to you, despite there being umpteen empty spaces to chose from. Edited October 26, 2014 by Charlie Endell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flumax Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I know the trains busy and you have to stand but Don't just stand on the vestibule area, move down and stand in the seated bit, so others can get on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 People who constantly go on about the weather Weather is very important. I'm not sure what I would do without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Men who act like women with increasing bouts of vanity. Make-up, shaving body hair, designer stubble, etc... Big Jessies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyTJS Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Men who act like women with increasing bouts of vanity. Make-up, shaving body hair, designer stubble, etc... Big Jessies! Hear, hear. And I find women with designer stubble pretty annoying too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Men who act like women with increasing bouts of vanity. Make-up, shaving body hair, designer stubble, etc... Big Jessies! Nothing wrong with this, its more hygienic, surely thats a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Nothing wrong with this, its more hygienic, surely thats a good thing. Some blokes even shave their pits. (I was tempted to put bloke in inverted commas but resisted.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Some blokes even shave their pits. (I was tempted to put bloke in inverted commas but resisted.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyTJS Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Nowt wrong with a smooth, odourless oxter. Obviously, anywhere else below the neck is just screaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Nowt wrong with a smooth, odourless oxter. Obviously, anywhere else below the neck is just screaming. Yep... good to still see that a guilty conscience needs no accuser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Yep... good to still see that a guilty conscience needs no accuser. Guilty of being smooth, its so much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 This may seem a bit tangential but do pigs have hairy balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Nothing wrong with this, its more hygienic, surely thats a good thing.That's usally the excuse given by the Jessies. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy North Croy Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Light aircraft that fly round and round over your house every weekend and bank holidays People that buy houses near airports and moan about the planes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 26, 2014 Author Share Posted October 26, 2014 I shave my oxters and my balls, and don't give a toss if my manscaping offends anyone's sensibilities. Arm hair and ball hair collect sweat, if you want to smell like a caveman fair play to you, I don't and I dont. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 I have been researching this and thought you needed to see this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 FFS man, its nearly tea time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 if you want to smell like a caveman fair play to you, I don't and I dont. ? There must be some stench of cavemen at the Hunnery when you visit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-462997/Women-absorb-5lbs-damaging-chemicals-year-thanks-beauty-products.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) FFS man, its nearly tea time As long as it's not pork based meatballs followed by a choc ice you'll be fine. edit; that jwab almost appears to be a sculpted phallus. Damien Hirst or Banksy could not have done any better. Edited October 26, 2014 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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