TDYER63 Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share Posted February 5, 2020 8 hours ago, in5omniac said: My lad really wasn't happy when I picked him up from nursery yesterday because I'd had a haircut since I'd dropped him off 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share Posted February 5, 2020 5 hours ago, phart said: Made me laugh. I don't have kids but a lot of my best friends have young ones and i'm an uncle now and they're the best company and you get so many laughs. I can just imagine the reaction. I love the random bits of information you get told when they see you. Their ‘news’ jotters are highly entertaining . At least they were when my daughters were young. They have probably been banned now through fear of offending someone. I found this anniversary card my youngest made when us she was about 8. Out the mouths of babes and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 3 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Their ‘news’ jotters are highly entertaining . At least they were when my daughters were young. They have probably been banned now through fear of offending someone. I found this anniversary card my youngest made when us she was about 8. Out the mouths of babes and all that. Oh you can’t offend people nowadays. When I took my boy to his second Scotland game, he asked if he could draw a picture for his classmates to show where he was going. (We has to take them out of school as we were going to the Poland game and his mum & sisters were going to One Direction at the hydro) Not a problem we thought, until we seen his picture. It was a guy in a kilt, with pipes (proper sized guy though, bigger than Simon Donnelly), saltires all over it and WE HATE POLAND written as hard as he could with his pencil 🤣🤣 We didn’t think he took it to school with him after we tried to say why it wasn’t nice, but he snuck it out and the teacher had a quiet word with us at the next parents night 😂 Another thing that came in his story time at school was from a Sunday evening. For some reason, he always wanted to try and help with the ironing when he was younger. One night, we relented and let him iron a towel (knew he wouldn’t damage that) and he obviously proceeded to burn himself. A couple of days later we got a phone call from the school, concerned about Matthew as he told his teacher in story time that he has to do all his own ironing at home and showed her the burn that he got recently. The better half was mortified having to explain that we didn’t need social services round to the house to check in his welfare 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 6 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Their ‘news’ jotters are highly entertaining . At least they were when my daughters were young. They have probably been banned now through fear of offending someone. I found this anniversary card my youngest made when us she was about 8. Out the mouths of babes and all that. lol a shrewd wean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) When my lad was at Primary School, they had a system where there was a bag of frozen peas that they wrapped in a tea towel for when kids took a knock. He was always getting bumped & bruised & hated having the peas on. So he turns up home one afternoon with a mother & father of a black eye - if you’d said Mike Tyson had stuck one on him I’d have believed it. It turns out him & his mate were playing planes & had a head on crash. We asked him about the peas & he assured us he’d done what he was supposed to. Next evening, my wife - for the record a Child Protection Social Worker - gets pulled into the Head’s office for the “is everything all right at home?” conversation. It turns out he’d told the teacher that his sister had beaten him up so he didn’t have to own up to not using the peas. To make matters worse, his mate was sworn to secrecy so denied even playing with him when asked. Luckily for us, he crumbled eventually under interrogation & took a week’s detention & a matching black eye thorough telling off from me to rectify the matter. Edited February 6, 2020 by Huddersfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 6 hours ago, phart said: lol a shrewd wean. I reckon Tidy drew it herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 6, 2020 Author Share Posted February 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Orraloon said: I reckon Tidy drew it herself. 😂 If I drew it myself I would NOT be in red trousers and a green jumper. Nor would I be smiling. On the bright side , my legs still look longer than Ramy’s . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Getting ma hands on one of these. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 36 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Getting ma hands on one of these. 😉 It looks like you are sucking out of a catheter 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: It looks like you are sucking out of a catheter 🙄 Recycling. That was last nights piss bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Recycling. That was last nights piss bag. Looks a bit too orange for Ramy , he will need to change his drink to Midori and lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 43 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: It looks like you are sucking out of a catheter 🙄 Would certainly explain all the pish he posts....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Just say something @grannie alba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 The gurgling sound of an unblocked sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) On 2/6/2020 at 8:28 AM, Orraloon said: I reckon Tidy drew it herself. I just noticed your post again when i posted about the sink. Made me laugh as I actually drew the below on Friday night on a zoom quiz. I was given the name of someone to draw and Mr Tidy had to guess who it was. This was my drawing. Can anyone guess ? Edited May 26, 2020 by TDYER63 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Currently watching Dortmund v Bayern Munich. Still enjoyable even without the atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 Just now, killiefaetheferry said: Currently watching Dortmund v Bayern Munich. Still enjoyable even without the atmosphere. Canny be that enjoyable if you are posting on here. I, on the other hand, have an ironing I am trying to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: I just noticed your text again when i posted about the sink. Made me laugh as I actually drew the below on Friday night on a zoom quiz. I was given the name of someone to draw and Mr Tidy had to guess who it was. This was my drawing. Can anyone guess ? Well you were obviously too pissed to stay upright. And I think a psycologist might be a wee bit concerned about that drawing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 12 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Well you were obviously too pissed to stay upright. And I think a psycologist might be a wee bit concerned about that drawing. On the contrary , it was an early evening quiz and I was relatively sober. I will no make that mistake again, we came in last. I am pretty sure a psychologist would evaluate it as reasonably normal expression of someone who has been locked up for over 2 months with Mr Tidy , in a never ending loop of cooking, washing up and zoom quizzes. Btw , I edited my post , I dont want people thinking we are texting each other 👀 I did of course mean ‘your post ‘, not ‘your text’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 Found a pack of 12 , traditional 100 watt light bulbs at the back of the cupboad . Ya beauty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 14 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Found a pack of 12 , traditional 100 watt light bulbs at the back of the cupboad . Ya beauty! Oh dear, Gretta Thunberg is on her way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 21 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Found a pack of 12 , traditional 100 watt light bulbs at the back of the cupboad . Ya beauty! Bad woman for using them........😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Oh dear, Gretta Thunberg is on her way. She will be incandescent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Oh dear, Gretta Thunberg is on her way. She will have to join the queue they are in demand 😁 2 hours ago, dandydunn said: Bad woman for using them........😂😂 😈 I honestly hate these new bulbs. The only thing Brexit could be good for is bringing back 100 watt bulbs . Edited June 1, 2020 by TDYER63 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: She will have to join the queue they are in demand 😁 😈 I honestly hate these new bulbs. The only thing Brexit could be good for is bringing back 100 watt bulbs . You’re not buying the right type then. A 9w cool white lamp is much better than a 100w old one. And you’ll save the planet 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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