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Clootie Dumpling Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 The man who invented Hall's mentholyptus has died, there will be no coughing at the funeral (boom boom). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 A fan has just messaged saying that he has two tickets for the England v Wales World Cup game on 29th November. He didn't realise that it was going to be on the same day that he booked his wedding, so he unfortunately can't go! If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at Thornton Manor (CH63 1JB) and her name is Charlotte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 VID-20221206-WA0013.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 Don't know if Marvel will be making a movie about our local Superhero Airdrie Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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86glebestreet Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, bonzo said: 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Och Aye Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 My 4 year old grandson can't say 'please' in Spanish yet. Personally I think that's poor for four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 8 hours ago, Och Aye said: My 4 year old grandson can't say 'please' in Spanish yet. Personally I think that's poor for four. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 8 hours ago, Och Aye said: My 4 year old grandson can't say 'please' in Spanish yet. Personally I think that's poor for four. 😄🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SamP Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Hosting a Burns Supper next Sunday and going to use a couple of jokes on here. Just seen one on FB. When I retire I am going to buy a lighthouse. But nothing flashy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She said “Yes of course, do you want the PDF file”? I said “No, that’s his uncle”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ger intae them Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I’ve been invited to a party to celebrate both the Chinese New Year and Burn’s Night - it’s called Chinese Burns night. I didn’t want to go but they twisted my arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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