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A fan has just messaged  saying that he has two tickets for the England v Wales World Cup game on 29th November.
He didn't realise that it was going to be on the same day that he booked his wedding, so he unfortunately can't go! If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at Thornton Manor (CH63 1JB) and her name is Charlotte.
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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.

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