wheres the pies Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Seen this on Twitter earlier a lassie was getting interviewed on the telly however she forgot to remove a certain item from her bookshelf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, wheres the pies said: Seen this on Twitter earlier a lassie was getting interviewed on the telly however she forgot to remove a certain item from her bookshelf IMG_6840.mov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, dandydunn said: IMG_6840.mov 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dandydunn Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge". "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 On 10/26/2020 at 10:10 PM, fringo said: I had a happy childhood. My Dad used to put me in tyres and roll me downhill... ........they were Goodyears. When this is over I will organise a St Andrews or Sportsman's dinner for charity and host it. You will be the main act! Good jokes Fringo. Last one I did was in Dingwall at my pals hotel. Get yer jokes ready!! They are better than mine I will admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkm_vancouver Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Happy Lockdown Friday VID-20210129-WA0002.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dandydunn Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 On 1/29/2021 at 8:52 PM, gkm_vancouver said: Happy Lockdown Friday VID-20210129-WA0002.mp4 Sent this to my sister last night. Reports today have suggested my 3 year old nephew has asked to watch it at least 50 times and pishes himself each and every time 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Orraloon Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, daviebee said: That's brilliant. Looks just like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gkm_vancouver Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 23 hours ago, dandydunn said: Sent this to my sister last night. Reports today have suggested my 3 year old nephew has asked to watch it at least 50 times and pishes himself each and every time 😂😂 Never get tired of fart jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tiny Tim Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Just been to the garden centre and I’m sure I saw Michael J Fox. It was a bit hard to tell though because he had his back to the fuchsias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Tiny Tim said: Just been to the garden centre and I’m sure I saw Michael J Fox. It was a bit hard to tell though because he had his back to the fuchsias. 🤦♂️😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Tiny Tim said: Just been to the garden centre and I’m sure I saw Michael J Fox. It was a bit hard to tell though because he had his back to the fuchsias. 😂 that is murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," replied his mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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