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A guy asked a girl in a university library: 
"Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied with a loud voice: 
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: 
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice: 
“£500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”

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