wheres the pies Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bonzo Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 The wife just asked me if I loved her or football the most? I said open your legs and I'll show you, Then I nutmegged her ⚽ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 I just flipped our microwave on it’s side and he absolutely loves it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 15 hours ago, Tiny Tim said: I just flipped our microwave on it’s side and he absolutely loves it! 😂 , you’ve got to wonder how bored the person was that discovered that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 , you’ve got to wonder how bored the person was that discovered that. Or drunk lying on the kitchen floor? TT probably had a deep and meaningful conversation with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 , you’ve got to wonder how bored the person was that discovered that. Probably discovered it after spending 3 days looking for snow leopards in a photo when it was obvious to everyone there were snow leopards there 18 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Or drunk lying on the kitchen floor? TT probably had a deep and meaningful conversation with it. Have we met? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 On 2/11/2021 at 6:14 PM, phart said: I’m here live, I’m not a cat 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkm_vancouver Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 A classic romantic clip for Valentine's Day VID-20210125-WA0002.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TDYER63 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 IMG_2174.MP4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 @Big Ramy 1314 aged 6 months . IMG_2173.MP4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: @Big Ramy 1314 aged 6 months . IMG_2173.MP4Unavailable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳. Belter👍👍👍👍👍🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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robbo cop Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Teacher asks young lad in class, can you give me a sentence with the word contagious in it. Yes says the lad. When my dad is decorating my mum keeps saying it's taking the contagious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip north, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead armadillos. "Do you wish to check the armadillos through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slasher Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 My cousin is in hospital battling covid and has been in and out of ICU for the last 3 weeks. Now it seems he needs a lung op at the HCI in Clydebank. Anyway, the point is I've been lifting some of the jokes off here and sending him them in his more lucid moments. He seems to have gotten a wee lift from them so if anyone has any more...... keep them coming plz. I know someone who appreciates them 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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