thplinth Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 It was excellent, but it was Jock Strap who posted it. Ahh right it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 This is the stuff I fecking hate. Who gives a flying feck? Their biscuits are tasty, You what - they are utterly rank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Shortbread tin nationalism at its best. FFS A company re-brands If a company rebrands for political reasons then people are quite entitled to challenge that in a political context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossy Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Blair McDougall has apparently launched a serious campaign on twitter to "support" Tunnocks. He's a fat qkunt. Probably stuffs about 50 a day into his gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 You what - they are utterly rank! No way. Their tea cakes and chocolate log doofers are amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 So tasty they make me proud to be British! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 He a feckin auld Tory golf knitter wearing rolls Royce driving qunt.The notion the auld fecker still goes in at 6am makes me laugh my nuts off. BTW you supermarket buying Tunnocks arseholes should try the cakes out of their poxy unionist cake shop,you could smash bullet proof glass with their iced ginger slices and take out ISIS by dropping two Chelsea buns and half a dozen sultana scones on the beardy sandal wearing English bastards. Let's not talk about the barely above minimum wage the absolute feckin diamond geezer Boyd pays his workers,he's a modern day Robin Hood if ye olden days Robin Hood was a qunt who overcharged his customers for crap biscuits and paid his merry men (and mostly women ) shite wages. Do you know three (maybe four) years ago at Christmas he paid all his workers a £10 bonus for every year they had worked there ??? There was wee wifeys doing kneeslides into Corals to play the roulette machines because they got £270 extra in their wages for their 27 years of shift work. My mother in law paid extra into her pension for the last five years before she retired from Tunnocks after 22 years service but a few weeks before she was about to retire the company it was through went tits up and she got £31 a month pension. Well said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 No way. Their tea cakes and chocolate log doofers are amazing Tea cakes The caramel logs and the only thing that is edible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 He's a fat qkunt. Probably stuffs about 50 a day into his gob. Aye, him and those mutants Michael "sectarian #####" McMahon and Jackie "Salmond is Satan" Baillie will be devoted customers no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Speaking of fat khunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 The 'Scottish ' brand carries a lot of weight abroad and is generally seen as a sign of quality. Scottish whisky, Scottish salmon, Scottish beef etc. At a time when quality brands all over Europe are desperate to have a 'local' stamp that defines a premium product....Champagne, Parma ham etc....Tunnock have decided to market themselves as generically 'British'....a rather vague outdated term..., simply because of their family's narrow-minded political beliefs. They're entitled to do it of course, but it's rather sad and pathetic to see a traditional Scottish company effectively admit that they're ashamed to be Scottish. Spot on fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I think that was the photo Frankie Boyle said made his penis shrink so much it was inverted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 The 'Scottish ' brand carries a lot of weight abroad and is generally seen as a sign of quality. Scottish whisky, Scottish salmon, Scottish beef etc. At a time when quality brands all over Europe are desperate to have a 'local' stamp that defines a premium product....Champagne, Parma ham etc....Tunnock have decided to market themselves as generically 'British'....a rather vague outdated term..., simply because of their family's narrow-minded political beliefs. They're entitled to do it of course, but it's rather sad and pathetic to see a traditional Scottish company effectively admit that they're ashamed to be Scottish. This. Exactly what I was thinking. Cringe-fest. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Speaking of fat khunts... Give him a chance, he's no near as fat as he used to be. He's on that two, five diet. Two teacakes every five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Tea cakes Agreed, never understood their popularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The sheer stupidity of this cringing auld 's marketing is astonishing. My mates in Italy would eat a teacake or a wafer because it was Scottish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peever1745 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I see the usual quisling types supporting Tunnocks.What a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I see the usual quisling types supporting Tunnocks.What a surprise. Boo hoo! You keep fighting the good fight ya loveable mental Nat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Am I the only Scot that has never had any of these products? I'm not a sugar fan, so don't eat sweets, cakes etc (beer sugar is fine, tho). I'm guessing, but old Boydy is knocking on a bit now and is maybe he's fearful that he'll go to his grave minus a knighthood for services to obesity and diabeties, not to mention his promotion of the Union (which the UK's honours system seems to have carelessly overlooked). This might just be a move to push a claim in next year's honours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new hugh Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 It's a business. I like to product. Do I give a feck? British, Scottish... It's a blooming biscuit. Is that a Glasgow Yoko Ono tweet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I see the usual quisling types supporting Tunnocks.What a surprise. Nutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The 'Scottish ' brand carries a lot of weight abroad and is generally seen as a sign of quality. Scottish whisky, Scottish salmon, Scottish beef etc. At a time when quality brands all over Europe are desperate to have a 'local' stamp that defines a premium product....Champagne, Parma ham etc....Tunnock have decided to market themselves as generically 'British'....a rather vague outdated term..., simply because of their family's narrow-minded political beliefs. They're entitled to do it of course, but it's rather sad and pathetic to see a traditional Scottish company effectively admit that they're ashamed to be Scottish. You need to canvass the leaders of your whiskey,beef and salmon businesses to see if they can do the same to your football ;-) I might've just solved it for you !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BremnerLorimerGray Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Caramel logs are no bad, but the rest of the Tunnocks range is honking. They're are plenty of alternatives available that are better in quality and taste. M&S Red Velvet teacakes being such an alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewolf_1980 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Anyone who doesn't like Tunnocks Teacakes are for the watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmac1 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Not me btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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