Mindimoo Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 So what if you use an ipad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 So what if you use an ipad? That was my problem. even of my samsung phone ye don't get they options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Its a hassle but the way round it on your phone (if your really really desperate to put up a pic) Find the picture you want and save to your phone Upload to imgur or similar Take the link from there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 It's a picture that doesn't accept the extensions used by this board to display itself. that's where the problem is occurring isn't working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flure Posted February 5, 2015 Author Share Posted February 5, 2015 Erm............you sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted February 5, 2015 Author Share Posted February 5, 2015 A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"Little Nigel raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen.""No Nigel, the answer is Maid Marion.""But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted February 5, 2015 Author Share Posted February 5, 2015 Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water . . .If it sinks: girl antIf it floats: boy ant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water . . . If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: boy ant Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 That was what i was trying tae post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 That was what i was trying tae post I know. You'd posted a link to the search, not the image. You need to go right into the image (on Apple devices click the 3dots and then "view image") then copy and paste the link to the image into a post. Put open square bracket img close square bracket before the link and after it put the same but with a slash, /img Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I know. You'd posted a link to the search, not the image. You need to go right into the image (on Apple devices click the 3dots and then "view image") then copy and paste the link to the image into a post. Put open square bracket img close square bracket before the link and after it put the same but with a slash, /img Cheers for that. Will try it, see how i get on. Tell ye, i'm glad you young folks are here to keep me right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 So what if you use an ipad? Photobucket app is your friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 fascinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 (edited) What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra brilliant Edited February 7, 2015 by Bzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASTA Mick Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I bought a rocket salad from the supermarket yesterday. It had gone off before I got home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Boom boom ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) An old couple are celebrating their golden wedding when the wife insists on a trip back to revisit old haunts. She expresses a particular desire to see if the cafe where they used to spend hours over a cup of coffee is still there. Reluctantly, the husband agrees but cheers up when he discovers it is now a top of the range French Restaurant. After rounding off an excellent meal with a cognac the wife suddenly reminds him that the small lane round the back of the restaurant was where they first had sex. "Ach well, that was a fair while ago," says the man. "Oh come on lets see if the wee bit of grass beside the factory fence is still there," said the wife and drags him out to see. It is a quiet night and sure enough the lane, the grass patch and the factory fence are all still there. "Very nice," says the man, "It's time we were awa' hame". "Oh you weren't always so coy, come on lets see if we can still manage it?" said the wife. "Och its been a while," answers the man, but his wife bends down, pulls down her knickers and asks, "Come on there's nobody about, hang on to the fence like the last time and see how you get on?" Very reluctantly, the man gets into position grips the fence and tries his best. All of a sudden he is going great guns, the sex lasts 10 minutes and when he finally rolls over his wife gasps, "God that was fantastic, far better than you managed all those years ago. Have you been taking Viagra?" "No," gasps the man, still shaking............ "The bloody fence wasn't electrified 50 years ago!" Edited February 8, 2015 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 After a screening of 50 Shades of Grey, the next screening in that cinema should be Jaws. The realism would be amazing with an authentic fish town smell lingering in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 50 shades of shite.... You want outrageous literary hardcore read Under the Rooves of Paris by Henry Miller (of tropic of Cancer fame)... It is really quite ouraaaageous. http://www.amazon.com/Under-Roofs-Paris-Henry-Miller/dp/0802131832 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Looking after the neighbours wee dug at the minute she is at some relations in Devon anyway my boiler goes on the blink so had to call out a engineer for the boiler so he arrived at 6 pm so l went into the other room to make a telephone call so got back into the kitchen to see if things where ok and your no going to belief this the engineer was shagging the wee dug you no what he said to me ?it is ok sir l am corgi registered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip north, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead armadillos. "Do you wish to check the armadillos through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He ringsthe bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in theback garden.The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there."Do you really talk?" he asks the dog...."Yes," the Labrador replies.After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks,"So, tell me your story."The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talkwhen I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I toldthe SAS.In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no oneimagined that a dog would be eavesdropping."I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn'tgetting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a jobat Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering nearsuspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredibledealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a fewpuppies, and now I've just retired."The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner howmuch he wants for the dog."Ten quid," the owner says."£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are youselling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying . He's never been out of the garden." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 The polis came to the door earlier saying my dug had chased somebody on a bike. I says 'don't be stupit officer, my dug husnae goat a bike' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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