TDYER63 Posted July 1, 2021 Author Share Posted July 1, 2021 14 hours ago, exile said: I was wondering what a soft porn fish supper was. 😂 aye, I could have worded it better. Still, it would have read a lot worse if the poster was called Black Pudding Supper . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj mick Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 You know ye would,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 3, 2021 Author Share Posted July 3, 2021 I am posting another pic of David as I cant have that nice wee lady above as the last post. Here he is looking rather dashing. I dont normally like beards but he suits one. And may as well use up the boards excess bandwidth on my other pin up, John Thaw. He has kind eyes. . C’MON ! There must be more pin ups than this on a football board . What about your panini sticker book , there must be some in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj mick Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: I am posting another pic of David as I cant have that nice wee lady above as the last post. Here he is looking rather dashing. I dont normally like beards but he suits one. And may as well use up the boards excess bandwidth on my other pin up, John Thaw. He has kind eyes. . C’MON ! There must be more pin ups than this on a football board . What about your panini sticker book , there must be some in there. That nice wee lady is Mrs Mac from take the high road,, Beltin,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 3, 2021 Author Share Posted July 3, 2021 40 minutes ago, dj mick said: That nice wee lady is Mrs Mac from take the high road,, Beltin,, I didnt recognise her without her hat on. I thought it was a wee woman you had screenshot from Home and Garden magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 I find Lorna Slater MSP quite attractive. Got a thing for women in specs I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 4, 2021 Author Share Posted July 4, 2021 13 hours ago, ErsatzThistle said: I find Lorna Slater MSP quite attractive. Got a thing for women in specs I think. Specs, like teeth braces, have unbelievably transformed themselves in the eyes of the public. When I was young, specs and braces were to be avoided at all costs, folk would rather become a blind bugs bunny than wear them. Now they are accessories! The great thing about specs is that, at the end of the night , you can never be disappointed with someone who wears specs. When someone takes their specs off they can only look better, unlike perhaps someone who wears make up, false teeth or toupes . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Boris’s missus (she looks/must be absolutely filthy to satisfy him) any adult female member of the royal family under 50 Priti Patel (there’s something incredibly sexy about evil women) Lois Griffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 14 hours ago, dan cake said: Boris’s missus (she looks/must be absolutely filthy to satisfy him) any adult female member of the royal family under 50 Priti Patel (there’s something incredibly sexy about evil women) Lois Griffin wtf. This is worse than Bonzos soft porn. It may be the first time in the thread I have to call upon the boards resident psychologist. I was hoping ‘Lois Griffin’ was going to bring you some redemption, I didnt know who she was and had to google her. Family guy is one of those programs I always mean to watch and never get round to it. Described on Villains fandom as an ‘abusive hypocrite’ I think help may still be required. Any shrinks out there ? If not a plumber will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Obviously nowt on tele on Saturday so played Mario Golf with the wee lass. Stayed on after she went bed to build up the character stats and bought a 'super banana driver' much like the one I own at home but could control where this one was going. Couple of beers in ended up in a match-play with Pauline who I'd never seen before but is supposed to be Mario's original love interest from the Donkey Kong days the sly old dog. Anyway not convinced he's traded up particularly especially when Pauline gives her arse a cheeky wee wiggle before putting - she knows it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotlad Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: wtf. This is worse than Bonzos soft porn. It may be the first time in the thread I have to call upon the boards resident psychologist. I was hoping ‘Lois Griffin’ was going to bring you some redemption, I didnt know who she was and had to google her. Family guy is one of those programs I always mean to watch and never get round to it. Described on Villains fandom as an ‘abusive hypocrite’ I think help may still be required. Any shrinks out there ? If not a plumber will do. Those are pretty choices, tbf. Apart from Lois Griffin - she's basically a drawing FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 46 minutes ago, scotlad said: Those are pretty choices, tbf. Apart from Lois Griffin - she's basically a drawing FFS! You never seen Jessica Rabbit? There is something about Lois too 🤨 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 3 hours ago, ThistleWhistle said: Obviously nowt on tele on Saturday so played Mario Golf with the wee lass. Stayed on after she went bed to build up the character stats and bought a 'super banana driver' much like the one I own at home but could control where this one was going. Couple of beers in ended up in a match-play with Pauline who I'd never seen before but is supposed to be Mario's original love interest from the Donkey Kong days the sly old dog. Anyway not convinced he's traded up particularly especially when Pauline gives her arse a cheeky wee wiggle before putting - she knows it! 😂 With the greatest of respect to all Paulines out there , it is a bit of a drab name to give to Super Marios burd, this is a fantasy game, I thought he would have a girlfriend like Lucia or Sienna. Then again, maybe ‘Pauline’ sounds exotic to an Italian plumber 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 2 hours ago, scotlad said: Those are pretty choices, tbf. Apart from Lois Griffin - she's basically a drawing FFS! 😂 its not the looks I am shocked at it what they represent. Dan cake has taken this waaaaay too far. He is getting me back for suggesting Nicole Kidman was prettier than Audrey Fleurot 😡 That said, I also need to thank him for bringing some diversity to the thread which it has been sadly lacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 3 hours ago, scotlad said: Those are pretty choices, tbf. Apart from Lois Griffin - she's basically a drawing FFS! Maggie Broon would have been in the conversation but unfortunately the Dundee accent rules her out. Guaranteed dirty tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotlad Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 2 hours ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 its not the looks I am shocked at it what they represent. Dan cake has taken this waaaaay too far. He is getting me back for suggesting Nicole Kidman was prettier than Audrey Fleurot 😡 That said, I also need to thank him for bringing some diversity to the thread which it has been sadly lacking. He has a point, there is something hot about good looking but evil women. 😶 That could be the subject of another thread: 'People You Can't Stand but You Definitely Would'! 1 hour ago, dan cake said: Maggie Broon would have been in the conversation but unfortunately the Dundee accent rules her out. Guaranteed dirty tho Well, at least you didn't say Daphne, I'll give you that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 25 minutes ago, scotlad said: Well, at least you didn't say Daphne, I'll give you that! Not after Fat Boab and Wee Eck roasted her up stoorie brae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 5 hours ago, dan cake said: Not after Fat Boab and Wee Eck roasted her up stoorie brae. Oor Wullie, your Wullie, a'body's Wullie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 6, 2021 Author Share Posted July 6, 2021 16 hours ago, dan cake said: Maggie Broon would have been in the conversation but unfortunately the Dundee accent rules her out. Guaranteed dirty tho Says the guy who necks half bottles of Smirnoff. However, accent aside, including Maggie may just have saved your soul 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 20 hours ago, dan cake said: Maggie Broon would have been in the conversation but unfortunately the Dundee accent rules her out. Guaranteed dirty tho Your post reminded me of two others - Olive from On the Buses (she wis hot) and Tin Tin from Thunderbirds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Edited July 6, 2021 by dan cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 7/5/2021 at 3:02 PM, TDYER63 said: 😂 its not the looks I am shocked at it what they represent. Dan cake has taken this waaaaay too far. He is getting me back for suggesting Nicole Kidman was prettier than Audrey Fleurot 😡 That said, I also need to thank him for bringing some diversity to the thread which it has been sadly lacking. You’re a wee bit of a Audrey Fleurot lookalike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 In that pic you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 7/6/2021 at 12:35 PM, Orraloon said: Your post reminded me of two others - Olive from On the Buses (she wis hot) and Tin Tin from Thunderbirds. Just for you bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 (edited) On 7/5/2021 at 6:14 PM, dan cake said: Not after Fat Boab and Wee Eck roasted her up stoorie brae. 😂😂😂 Soapy Souters immortal words “Jings, crivens, look at the tw”t oan that” Edited July 11, 2021 by Jersey Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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