Shaundy Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 That good looking Canuk that started this thread must have been fingering folks missus when he’s been over for games . Hope his squaw doesn’t find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Kirk said: get some sugarfree haribo I scranned a heap of sugar free chocolate a few weeks ago she had stored hidden away. I had nae idea it was going to turn my hole intae a sluice gate. She only nibbles a wee piece every now and again. I malkied four big bars of it in one go. Daft cunt. 😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaundy Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Copraphilia is as unattractive to me as F1 . But I would rather defend you lot who like to play with shit than the petrol heads who follow that pile of rich boy play shite . Hamilton may be a hunt but his dad was a sharp cookie in recognising that in such an elitist exclusive game he could train his son to earn multi millions . Not enough crashes anymore. Celtic 10 in a row it is then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, WCTA said: I did a big job in the prison years back when I worked with Spittal And McGlashan. That lassie you’re on about isnae Sally-Ann is it? She was one dour pussed cow. We couldnae hae a fart withoot her checking. No it's not her. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, thplinth said: Wow, three weeks... thing is sometimes the jobby tapering organ thingy we all have sometimes lets an overly round one slip through to the departure lounge. Feels like you are crapping a cricket ball. If that happened on a three weeker you could be looking at a cantaloupe or full on water melon sized one. You'd be fucked, you'd have to go the hospital to have it surgically removed. Even worse if they had been tampering with the seam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shaundy said: Copraphilia is as unattractive to me as F1 . But I would rather defend you lot who like to play with shit than the petrol heads who follow that pile of rich boy play shite . Hamilton may be a hunt but his dad was a sharp cookie in recognising that in such an elitist exclusive game he could train his son to earn multi millions . Not enough crashes anymore. Celtic 10 in a row it is then? Thanks. You made me feel a bit better in myself knowing that I've got such exotic sounding interests. Sounds much more socially acceptable that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 8/3/2018 at 3:27 PM, Big Ramy 1314 said: Right then, let's get one thing straight here. I think awe youse think I'm a fuckin Ragin boozebag. Naw!!! I do like a wee swallie noo and again, I'm 50 FFS. My posts and comments are well researched and thoughtful. I mean every word I say. Over here in Ottawa , in the Scottish community, I'm a bit of a legend. Just saying like. So, enjoy the banter, it's a message board after all. Of course I will be fuckin steamin one night and make another arse of masel, but who gives a flying feck. It's all just good natured banter. Those of you that have been fortunate enough to have met me know the score. End of rant. Noo. Here we go, 10 in a row..😁😁😁😁😁 How many shites have you squeezed oot the day wee man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, WCTA said: How many shites have you squeezed oot the day wee man? 9 in a row actually.. 🖕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: 9 in a row actually.. 🖕 Boooooooom! 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, WCTA said: Boooooooom! 👍🏻 Fuck off ya IRA lovin gobshite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Kirk said: get some sugarfree haribo Excellent 👍 They sound far more appealing than tinned prunes. 1 hour ago, Farcity said: Struggling? Them piles getting in the road again? Meh, piles are merely another obstruction my jobbies have to overcome at the end of a very slow meander through the lazy river . A colonoscopy a number of years ago confirmed I have an unusually long colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 Celtic still top of the league last time I checked 🖕🖕🖕🖕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Get yer ain thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Celtic still top of the league last time I checked 🖕🖕🖕🖕 Did you know that uncontrollable hiccup outbursts can be solved by massaging the rectal area with a finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, WCTA said: Did you know that uncontrollable hiccup outbursts can be solved by massaging the rectal area with a finger? You should wash then.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: You should wash then.. Did you know that the French word for dandelion refers to a bodily function? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, WCTA said: Did you know that the French word for dandelion refers to a bodily function? Did you know French Eddy bagged 3 on Sunday.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Did you know French Eddy bagged 3 on Sunday.... Liam Craig’s goal was better than anything that useless French prick could muster up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, WCTA said: Liam Craig’s goal was better than anything that useless French prick could muster up. Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Ok Top 3 shites Ramy. Where did you drop them? What was the content like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, WCTA said: Top 3 shites Ramy. Where did you drop them? What was the content like? You filling in for DD? He away at the bingo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Just now, Big Ramy 1314 said: You filling in for DD? He away at the bingo? I dropped a right black ain last night at the boozer. My pus turned purple pushing the hoor oot. I’ve no’ had ain the day but when I lash it roond the u-bend I’ll dedicate it tae yersel’ wee man. 🇨🇦💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 (edited) Why do images not post anymore? Edited August 4, 2020 by kumnio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 hours ago, WCTA said: I scranned a heap of sugar free chocolate a few weeks ago she had stored hidden away. I had nae idea it was going to turn my hole intae a sluice gate. She only nibbles a wee piece every now and again. I malkied four big bars of it in one go. Daft cunt. 😖 Haha didnt know that either just saw a thing about the haribos on facebook last week, was the amazon reviews of them, pretty good read. 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: Excellent 👍 They sound far more appealing than tinned prunes. Meh, piles are merely another obstruction my jobbies have to overcome at the end of a very slow meander through the lazy river . A colonoscopy a number of years ago confirmed I have an unusually long colon. As above check the amazon reviews of sugarfree haribo, will give you a laugh if nothing else, or maybe buy some too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 43 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: You filling in for DD? He away at the bingo? No. Still here. I see your obsession with me is still on going. Can you please stop referring to me, it’s a football thread, your hard in for me is not wanted here. I may have to report you for harassment if you don’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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