Ormond Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Guy I'm very good pals with is getting a divorce. He's as low as buggery just now and because of this he is trying very hard to stay away from swally. The thing is, him and I are pub goers. I'm trying to think of stuff to do to keep him occupied but it's harder than you think not to involve drink. I love golf, he disnae. He disnae fish either. Any good ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Get some crack and some hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just as well he disnae like to fish. Is it possible to fish without drink? 6 hours sober sitting waiting for a wee bite from a fish would send anyone over the side of a boat. Sorry Ormond. On a Friday night i cant think of anything that disnae involve drink. Good luck though . You are a good friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I would hope the hookers came with their own cracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) 25 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Just as well he disnae like to fish. Is it possible to fish without drink? 6 hours sober sitting waiting for a wee bite from a fish would send anyone over the side of a boat. Sorry Ormond. On a Friday night i cant think of anything that disnae involve drink. Good luck though . You are a good friend. Oh, I'm oot the night. I'll be getting blootered. I mean for other nights. I'm off to the Detroit Highland Games in 2 weeks and I can't even ask him as it's two days of daft swallying. Edited July 29, 2016 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Run a marathon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Jihad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 27 minutes ago, brant grebner said: Jihad We're no' broon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 50 minutes ago, deecie said: Run a marathon. Ah couldnae get the fat shitehoose tae walk tae the pub never mind a jog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debian Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ormond said: Ah couldnae get the fat shitehoose tae walk tae the pub never mind a jog. Eat a marathon then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 take him to see the Jags - two games at Firhill and he'll be back on the piss guaranteed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newryrep Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 catch a movie - it will kill a couple of hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 29, 2016 Author Share Posted July 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Newryrep said: catch a movie - it will kill a couple of hours I'm not going to the pictures with another laddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heid Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 If your near Wyoming you could go sheep herding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ormond said: I'm not going to the pictures with another laddie. Aye, that's what I thought. That would be pretty weird. Unless you are gay, it which case it would be perfectly acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 13 minutes ago, Ormond said: I'm not going to the pictures with another laddie. just because be is a fat shithoose you shouldnt be ashamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmac1 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Watch/play sports? Even play something non active like pool if you can't do squash/badminton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 (edited) 10 hours ago, Ormond said: I'm not going to the pictures with another laddie. I said that on FB once. I said there's no way I could go to the cinema with another guy and the debate it created was unreal! ? Edited July 30, 2016 by McTeeko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Crack and hookers is the best suggestion so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffer Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Hillwalking. Training together to do a ten k for charity. Get an old motor and restore it. You're in the states, so find some batting cages and spend an hour down there knocking baseballs to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redz Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 13 hours ago, Ormond said: Guy I'm very good pals with is getting a divorce. He's as low as buggery just now and because of this he is trying very hard to stay away from swally. The thing is, him and I are pub goers. I'm trying to think of stuff to do to keep him occupied but it's harder than you think not to involve drink. I love golf, he disnae. He disnae fish either. Any good ideas? What about enrolling for a course/higher educational activity you are both interested in? 15 minutes ago, Parklife said: Crack and hookers is the best suggestion so far... Self praise is no praise...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 30 minutes ago, Parklife said: Crack and hookers is the best suggestion so far... You seem pretty certain. Work for you did it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: You seem pretty certain. Work for you did it ? I've never got divorced, if I did though, I'm pretty sure it'd work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockodile Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 go to see a band/singer you both like, take the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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