Eisegerwind Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Ormond said: I'm sorry. I left my 'show respect' for a scrounging bitch hat in the house. So how does this work, the 'scrounging bitch dies' and the monarchy ceases to exist? Edited December 27, 2016 by Eisegerwind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: So how does this work, the 'scrounging bitch dies' and the monarchy ceases to exist? Since I've had my goolies rapped I can't say anymore on that precious matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ormond said: Since I've had my goolies rapped I can't say anymore on that precious matter. Methinks she's on a shoogly peg. A 'heavy cold' no biggie unless your 90. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 13 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: So how does this work, the 'scrounging bitch dies' and the monarchy ceases to exist? In today's England ? Absolutely no chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossy Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Ormond said: Oh aye. I'm spending the next 4 days praying it's that cow. I'm desperately hoping that Lizzie pops off to her tax payer funded cloud in the sky, the day before the huns play Aberdeen at Ibrox. That'll be a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Any day would do but as long as its before the end of January 17. My holidays are up and I could do with at least one more day off work to celebrate the old cows passing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) I think if some cold-hearted republican wanted rid of the monarchy, you would wish her to linger in a diminishing capacity to reign till the bitter end, and bring the dysfunctional system into disrepute... If you think that's grim, well, that's the macabre system that monarchists would have to defend. Edited December 27, 2016 by exile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 15 minutes ago, Rossy said: I'm desperately hoping that Lizzie pops off to her tax payer funded cloud in the sky, the day before the huns play Aberdeen at Ibrox. That'll be a laugh. It'll be a right hoot for you when it gets postponed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'm getting off this thread. Never seen a Star Wars film all the way through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, macy37 said: Any day would do but as long as its before the end of January 17. My holidays are up and I could do with at least one more day off work to celebrate the old cows passing. Steady.... steady... There's that bovine word again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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exile Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, northernscum said: You could literally have a cow for monarch. Its principal constitutional duty is to breed, after all. It would exist in a sort of parallel jurisdiction to the constitutional government, saluted by the bovine grunts of the Lords, and just put an occasional hoofprint on legislation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 The absolute nonsense that we will have to put up with when she goes will be ridiculous. Loyalist monarchists will be gutted and incredibly touchy about it, republicans wont care and it could get a bit feisty, BBC will be in absolute grief junkie max mod. Im no monarchist, dont care about it either way, I think Charles will sway me against it, and Id expect there to be millions more of this opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fermer Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) 18 minutes ago, exile said: You could literally have a cow for monarch. Its principal constitutional duty is to breed, after all. It would exist in a sort of parallel jurisdiction to the constitutional government, saluted by the bovine grunts of the Lords, and just put an occasional hoofprint on legislation. I think that's a prize jersey though. Whit a girth. Worth a few bob too I fancy. Smithfield 2007 I think. Edited December 27, 2016 by Fermer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fermer said: I think that's a prize jersey though. Whit a girth. Worth a few bob too I fancy. Nah, definitely a coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 12 hours ago, Ormond said: Apparently I have to stop referring to the queen as "a cow". A certain Mod has asked me not to. Hunbelievable! You were clearly grassed by Pishwind. Just saying like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 11 hours ago, kumnio said: The absolute nonsense that we will have to put up with when she goes will be ridiculous. Loyalist monarchists will be gutted and incredibly touchy about it, republicans wont care and it could get a bit feisty, BBC will be in absolute grief junkie max mod. Im no monarchist, dont care about it either way, I think Charles will sway me against it, and Id expect there to be millions more of this opinion. Yeah but it then there are William and Kate!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartandon Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 On 27/12/2016 at 10:28 PM, kumnio said: The absolute nonsense that we will have to put up with when she goes will be ridiculous. Loyalist monarchists will be gutted and incredibly touchy about it, republicans wont care and it could get a bit feisty, BBC will be in absolute grief junkie max mod. Im no monarchist, dont care about it either way, I think Charles will sway me against it, and Id expect there to be millions more of this opinion. aye, but you might get an extra day off work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, tartandon said: aye, but you might get an extra day off work Prostitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 46 minutes ago, tartandon said: aye, but youw might get an extra day off work When lady di had her funeral it was a saturday. the bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 On 28/12/2016 at 9:33 AM, thplinth said: You were clearly grassed by Pishwind. Just saying like. You were clearly wrong.Just saying like.Guessing the winner in a 2 horse race doesn't make you a seer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 Tikillum the Orca. First big ane o' 2017. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewolf_1980 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 On 30/12/2016 at 10:21 PM, scoobydoo said: When lady di had her funeral it was a saturday. the bastards. And when HM the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were married, it was a weekday and we all got the day off. HM the Queen was at church this morning so thankfully her cold must be on the wane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 3 hours ago, thewolf_1980 said: And when HM the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were married, it was a weekday and we all got the day off. HM the Queen was at church this morning so thankfully her cold must be on the wane. Did we? Is that the royal we? I remember I was installing a woodburning stove in a large country estate house, and it was hoaching with parasites posh hunting, fishing & shooting types watching the proceedings on TV. To be fair to one of them, he did ask me if I wanted to come and watch it with them! They seemed a wee bit put out that I said I would prefer to carry on working. Although I did have a chuckle at all the cheering & tears from them as the day went on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2017 Author Share Posted January 8, 2017 33 minutes ago, northernscum said: Did we? Is that the royal we? I remember I was installing a woodburning stove in a large country estate house, and it was hoaching with parasites posh hunting, fishing & shooting types watching the proceedings on TV. To be fair to one of them, he did ask me if I wanted to come and watch it with them! They seemed a wee bit put out that I said I would prefer to carry on working. Although I did have a chuckle at all the cheering & tears from them as the day went on. I've never had a day off an my working life for those basturts and I never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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